Jorgie Porter vs Marnie Simpson Nov 27, 2019 17:19:55 GMT via mobile
Post by girlsfriday on Nov 27, 2019 17:19:55 GMT
Jorgie Porter vs Marnie Simpson
(Kear's Kats vs Geordie Shore)
(15-5, 14 KO vs 6-1, 6 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: Jorgie Porter might have lost the Kear's Kats supremacy battle to Zara Holland earlier this year but she still considers herself a genuine elite threat and vows to dismiss the notorious Geordie Shore brunette Marnie Simpson tonight. Marnie returns to action after a lenghty break; she couldn't beat Cheryl Cole in the Geordie title bout for the ages over a year ago however a blonde opponent like Porter promises to bring the best out of the otherwise very talented reality TV star. "That's right, Denise! Too many of these no-name wimps from Hollyoaks think they actually mean something in BBU! Jorgie is the chief delusional bytch and I'm gonna send her home crying! No mercy!", Marnie is no short of confidence when talking to BBU TV's Denise van Outen while the Kats use head trainer Gail Kim as the proverbial buffer. The ex-wrestler creates havoc during the introductions and shoves Marnie back before making some obscene gestures aimed at the fellow brunette. Jorgie stays clear of the fracas and let's hope she brings her best tonight since Simpson is not to be underestimated under any circumstances according to most fans.
Jorgie Porter wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Marnie Simpson wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a couple of braids. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Both girls jump into a high-octane attack where Jorgie overcomes the brunette's chaotic display and sticks her mitts into her face before a nasty hook on the brow ridge spins Marnie backwards into a spot of bother. Jorgie doubles up on the overhand attack and seemingly tries to knock the brunette's head off during the subsequent pursuit. She fails to land a proper haymaker but still bullies the reeling opponent onto the ropes where Marnie remains stuck in the jabbing chaos. She overshoots most of her response and allows Porter to clean out shop through supreme execution. So much for the wimpy blonde pushover, huh? Jorgie has defied several odds before and she puts on a clinic shutting the Geordie lass down underneath a steady jabbing onslaught. Even Denise van Outen is surprised as Marnie weaves around in futile avoidance while Jorgie knocks her around the corner in confident fashion for remainder of the round.
More aggressive jabbing bounces off Marnie's face as the Geordie woman is simply unable to enforce her presence against the bubbly blonde who shows no signs of slowing down whatsoever. Jorgie barks in her efforts but steers her mitts spot on target which sends Simpson into hectic retreat down the stretch. She predictably runs out of room fast enough and tries to slug back at the charging actress however Porter slips underneath the attack and tackles Marnie to the body clipping her boobs in the process. Marnie folds forward and eats a smashing uppercut on the jaw before Jorgie loops a perfect cross on the nose TO SEND THE BRUNETTE DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE! Huh! Marnie looks as much rusty as vulnerable here as she battles through the otherwise slow count. She gets up at seven but endures more blonde pressure as Jorgie seems hell bent on destroying her right here and right now! Marnie slumps behind a desperate earmuff and survives until the bell but the Kats entourage is ready to claim victory already!
Jorgie powers ahead with more crisp head shots and Marnie has no other way out than a similar slugging strategy. She finally finds some success bouncing off the blonde's nose and slowing her down but Porter quickly switches into a midsection attack as she wants to finish the Geordie lass off ASAP. However she leans on the younger girl amost too much and gets blasted with a vicious hook on the temple before Simpson barges her with a stray elbows on the boobs. Jorgie wobbles forward to find a drilling uppercut but Marnie stuffs her with another uppercut double and tears a small gash across the nose following a thumping cross hook. Ugh! Porter wobbles back into mid-distance while the hitherto struggling Simpson bounces into a comeback mission and thumps the stunned blonde onto the ropes where she channels the uppercut route to drop Jorgie behind a lenghty earmuff. Woof! Coach Gail Kim is furious about this but Jorgie vows complete the job on the second time of asking!
Talk about a slugging war of attrition early in the fourth but Jorgie is simply too determined to regain the dominant steam even though Marnie meets her at half-way and drops a mighty bomb on the nose to spin the Hollyoaks blonde into immediate spasms. Jorgie secures a quick connection with the brunette's rack but allows Marnie to bounce right back and punish both cheeks in speedy jabbing assault. A right-on-right cross nails Porter on the nose and drops her on her heels while Simpson rips a left cross on the nose to make the older girl wince in pain. Jorgie refuses to back off which would have been a better choice and misfires on the uppercut route while Simpson SMOKES her on the chin with a brutal uppercut.... and Jorgie's legs go jelly on the spot... she fails to wobble into a clinching delay and Marnie has a free shot which she steers straight into the blonde's jaw!!! JORGIE GOES LIMP amid a loud whimper and jack-knives onto her knees in slo-mo fashion!!! What a hit from the Geordie woman!!! Marnie punches the air in delight and thinks she's got this one in the bag alas Jorgie battles back to her feet at eight and tries not to shed a tear amid this struggle! Ugh! She wobbles back to the ropes and delays the command long enough for the bell to strike first!
Jorgie got saved by the bell at the end of the fourth but Marnie is all over her leaky high-guard and dominates the initial exchange while the Kats corner can't come up with a better plan than another slugging war in close range. Marnie's the one making the high-pitch noise as she outworks the blonde with a brutal dose of jabs before blasting her in the gut. Jorgie begins to scowl amid this punishing drive and bounces off the top of Simpson's forehead while getting punked with another uppercut double. Ugh! Jorgie's chin slumps onto her mitts and Marnie scythes her with a vicious cross on the nose... another right-on-right finds the target and half-spins the blonde to the side before Marnie delivers another hook on the nose that SENDS JORGIE CRASHING DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE! It's just too much punishment here from the Geordie lass who eyeballs her opponent for a couple of seconds before turning back to her corner. Jorgie tries to get up but her legs give way and she slumps into embrional position while the merciless count passes her by! KO5 Marnie Simpson in come-from-behind fashion!!!
AFTER: This is a very important victory for the Geordie brunette and she challenges Gail Kim into a jelly wrestling contest of all things before mouthing off over the fallen Jorgie. The security crew eventually muscles her back and Denise van Outen is quick to remind everyone BBU PPV isn't exactly as tawdry as some of the Geordie Shore episodes so Marnie has to learn her manners even if she has some wicked ideas on her mind: "She's not exactly Samia Ghadie to get away with such nonsense but hey, what can you expect from these cocky Geordies?"
Marnie claims to be back in the title picture and let's face it, knocking out such a talented fighter like Jorgie opens the magic door alright even though the brunette doesn't enjoy the best of reputations among her peers. But she's brave enough to carry her own torch and Denise van Outen is convinced we haven't heard the last of this girl yet: "Like it or not, Marnie is here to stay so let's enjoy the bumpy ride going forward!"
Official Result: Marnie Simpson def. Jorgie Porter KO5.