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Post by Vassago on Mar 20, 2020 3:42:19 GMT
The PageThrees are proud to host a special Jugs of Mass Destruction Invitational card tonight with Charlie Webster anchoring the BBU TV coverage from a special mysterious location only known to members of the Page Three subscription list!
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Post by Vassago on Mar 20, 2020 3:43:15 GMT
Louise Glover vs Luisa Zissman (PageThrees vs BBU Independent) (0-9 vs BBU Debut) JMD Value: 32E (Enhanced) vs 34D (Enhanced) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: It's time for a BBU debut as best pals Sam & Billie Faiers escort Luisa Zissman into the ring. Talk about being in a good mood as Sam Faiers tells BBU TV's Charlie Webster that she hopes to find more success as Luisa's manager after her own BBU career has seen nothing but misery: "I'm not done as active fighter yet but I'm still aching after Luisa bounced me around in the gym! This girl rocks! We can't wait to see what she does on her debut night! She is frickin' ready for this thing!" The Faiers sisters might have zero wins combined among them so it's not like they are perfect coaching material either however Louise Glover remains winless as well and vows to break her terrible streak at the expense of Zissman tonight: "They're all worthless! It's about damn time I got a win! Luisa is just a hi-end c### who knows nothing about boxing and she's not gonna learn it from these TOWIE punchbags either! I'll punch her boobs off and that will be that!" Louise Glover wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Luisa Zissman wears a black bikini set & blue gloves. Long dark brown loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1: Here we go and Luisa quickly indicates she's had some unofficial sparring bouts alright as she thumps Louise's rack from both flanks and stuns the P3 veteran right off the mound... heavy slugging from the younger brunette who powers ahead with a rare chin shot and makes Glover scowl in shock. Samantha Fox urges Louise to do something about it but it's all Zissman down the stretch again as she plugs her mitts deep into the model's cleavage and sends her backing into the ropes in a hurry. Faiers gang cheers the Zissman show in high-pitched volume and Louise is just taking hits one after another while the rookie signs off the dominant spell with a wicked cross hook on the mouth that almost sends Glover down for the count right at the bell. Round 2: Revenge time for the PageThrees camp as Louise barks in her uppercut efforts that slice Zissman's guard up early in the going. Phone booth slugging continues during the opening minute but Louise finds the scything cross on the chin to send the younger brunette sideways this time and there's more hassling to come as Glover jumps around to overwhelm the rookie with sheer work rate. She lands one crisp shot on Zissman's tits after another before she blasts her across the windpipe and cripples her into loud spasms! Ugh! Luisa bails out behind a tight earmuff and gets ripped from each side as Glover cleans out her ribcage to easily claim the bragging rights. She gets pulled by the ref at the bell and shouts back at the Faiers camp to pump herself up even further. Round 3: Louise tries to run back with the body assault but eats an elbow in the face and slumps against Luisa's shoulder while getting drilled in the breadbasket herself. Ugh! That was a wild elbow indeed but the phone booth script accepts such issues and you just can't do anything about it once in a while. This is bad news for Glover though as Zissman keeps pounding those abs and backs a suddenly stranded rival onto the ropes where she blasts her on the solar plexus repeatedly and forces a lenghty clinch from the P3 brunette. Glover belts one on the kidneys trying to break free but gets head-butted in the process as Zissman channels some dirty moves before she cracks a left hook on the chin to fold the Merseyside woman into spasms. Ugh! Louise dekes to the left but gets nailed with another hook on the chest and loses her breath alltogether which allows Luisa to slam immediate uppercut rally that drains the model beyond her limits! Uh-oh!!! Bell saves Glover from a looming disaster but Luisa still whacks her on the boobs one more time and this time she's getting lectured over her antics. Sam Fox is losing her mind in the P3 corner while the Faiers tandem is running hot in support! Round 4: Louise looks a little shaky entering the fourth but it only gets worse as Luisa NAILS her in the solar plexus with her initial drive and renders the Mersey lass numb upon a repeated impact. Ugh! Glover slides to her heels while getting blasted across the chest and Zissman bumps her onto the ropes where she fires a left hook on the jaw that cripples the other woman wholesale. Glover slumps forward with a whimper and can't do anything about Luisa pounding away at her rack in utmost fury!!! Some of these uppercuts carry all to way to the jaw and Louise is knocked stupid while on her feet before Zissman plugs her in the exposed liver and SENDS CRASHING FACE-DOWN a split second later!!! Big time KO in the making and the Faiers team enters the ring before the referee is done with the count. Louise remains motionless on the canvas and there's no way back for her whatsoever! KO4 Luisa Zissman!!! AFTER: Here we go with the post-fight antics and Luisa actually allows Sam & Billie to have all the fun while ripping poor Louise topless and mauling her exposed breasts. Uh-oh!!! Louise has no idea why she's getting spitroasted as Billie sits on her face while Sam goes below the waist in pure X-rated fashion! Okay, girls that's not for public audience here as the TV quickly switches to Charlie Webster in the BBU TV booth while Luisa argues her plans with Samantha Fox: "Look, I can whoop your whole roster and then some! I know you're scared of me now! I can wait until Danielle or India stop acting like they don't know me but hell, Imogen Thomas or Lucy Mecklenburgh would love to take me on! They got little choice! (...) Oh look, poor Louise is so getting her ass spanked raw! I promised Billie she'd rip all that plastic out of these fake boobs! And she's doing just that! C'mon! Glover is sooo done!" (giggles). Lucy Mecklenburgh on twitter: "Calling me out? Stupid hoe! Zissman sux!" Official Result: Luisa Zissman def. Louise Glover KO4.
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Post by Vassago on Mar 20, 2020 3:44:22 GMT
India Reynolds vs Lauren Pope (PageThrees vs Frankie's Foxes) (3-0, 3 KO vs 0-1) JMD Value: 32E (Natural) vs 32E (Enhanced) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: India Reynolds blew the doors off veteran Alesha Dixon earlier this month but she wants to make a proper run at the BBU JMD title soon - like all these PageThree models to be honest - and sets up a vintage brunette vs blonde clash versus erstwhile P3 member Lauren Pope. Apparently both these women clashed on the P3 casting couch before and India claims she "blew this blonde trash right up" however Lauren claims she left to pursue other options and owns a better career than India can ever dream of! "Since when flashing your sleazy ass on 'The Only Way Is Essex' is considered a dream job? Hell, Page Three is the real stuff of legends and she got kicked out for being a worthless c###", India questions Lauren's choices and maybe she's right as the blonde struggled for BBU opportunites ever since losing to Alesha Dixon back in 2017. Apparently she cashed in on oil wrestling duty with fellow TOWIE members Sam & Billie Faiers but that counts for nothing come tonight's JMD test! India Reynolds wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. Lauren Pope wears a crop top, micro denim hotpants & red gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1: Quick slugging from both women as Lauren has clearly taken exception to India's pre-fight comments and she's running those uppercuts hot to stun the brunette on her heels before cracking a left hook on the jaw. Ugh! India struggles to find her stride and gets hit with another uppercut blast soon afterwards which allows Pope to back her onto the ropes where more blonde mayhem ensues. Lauren in prime jug muggin' display as she wrecks the brunette's cleavage and makes her whimper in visible pain while in turn shutting down Samantha Fox in the P3 corner. Lauren might have lost to Alesha Dixon before but she appears to be light years removed from that sucker as she thumps India's rack back & forth and leaves her slumped in spasms come the bell. "Take that, you filthy c###!" she screams at both India and Sam Fox before struting back to her corner full of smiles! Round 2: India's clearly upset over that poor performance in the opener but she runs into another uppercut buzzsaw early in the second and simply has to slug it out against the odds as Lauren rains more uppercuts into her rack and seems unwilling to abandon her aggressive attitude when when Reynolds nails her with a vicious double on the chin. Like it or not, India has to power ahead in close range with Lauren thumping her from both flanks as both women trade vicious blows until the brunette finally bursts through with a gut-checking drive that makes Pope wince in pain. Wild hook nails her on the nose a split second later and suddenly Reynolds assumes control bashing more point-blank range punishment and reeling the TOWIE stalwart onto the ropes. Ugh! Lauren swings over the top but cuts thin air and has India bashing her on the mounds just like that before a drilling hook on the solar plexus slumps the blonde into spasms. Another uppercut burst has Pope gasping for air while India piles more leather on the exposed target until the ref pulls her off at the bell. Round 3: More close range slugging triggers a proper war of attrition but BBU TV's Charlie Webster believes India gets the better of these hits as she slows Lauren's execution down the stretch. The sultry blonde struggles to lift the brunette's boobs come the second minute and wobbles to her heels as the younger woman powers ahead with clean strikes and outworks her foe outright. Lauren tries to bail out in mid-range but Reynolds is too fast for her and slams a left hook on the jaw to keep the TOWIE veteran steady within her range... a left-on-left hook on the nose stuns Pope into more spasms before India belts her on the solar plexus and slumps forward against a drilling right hand that WRECKS the cleavage on the spot. Ugh! Triple combo bursts Lauren into spasms and she's getting whacked on the belly button before Reynolds fires a sharp right hand on the boobs that finally breaks her opponent's resilience! BLONDE GIRL DOWN!!! Lauren hits the deck on her backside and doesn't even try to hide the pain here as she takes the standard eight count while trying to catch her breath. She wipes the sweat from her face but she still looks a little woozy when she gets up at nine. Ugh! That was a close one however India makes sure Lauren feels the late rally as she powers ahead with more uppercuts to shut the older woman down along the ropes. Bell saves Pope at the eleventh hour but Reynolds still bumps her onto the ropes and vows to blast her topless in the very next round and there's nothing coming back from the subdued blonde. Round 4: Lauren struggles to recover from that knockdown in the third and eats nothing but uppercut abuse as India pounds away at her rack before switching her attacks to tackle the blonde's boobs from each side. Can't say which style hurts Pope the most as she bellows out onto the ropes and tries to clinch the younger woman alas Reynolds drills her around the elbows and opens the hole straight up before one piledriver on the solar plexus too many renders the TOWIE blonde numb. Ugh! Lauren wobbles forward with her eyes closed and gets spun backwards with a brutal uppercut on the chin; she appears to be heading down on the canvas regardless but India still rails her with a belting cross on the solar plexus that removes the last ounce of Pope's resistance. BLONDE GIRL DOWN AND OUT!!!! KO4 India Reynolds!!! AFTER: India completes the demo job in style even though some fans don't believe she's up there with stablemate Danielle Sharp just yet! A tough opening round forced her into a higher gear but swiftly put the TOWIE veteran down and can reap the reward by smothering Lauren senseless much to Samantha Fox's delight! Lauren gets her bikini top ripped off and endures a faceful of the brunette's 32E bumpers; she begs for mercy but is given none and admits "India's jugs stopped her jugs" which only makes the proud owner laugh: "I told ya this several years ago already when I kicked you outta P3 door! Show me ore respect, c###! Lick my nipples or else I call my crew and you're getting romped all night... again!" "Argh... Lauren pretends she's drifting away but India just presses her boobs harder down and sends the blonde away for a quick nap as Sam Fox aproaches her protegee and tells her: "We'll deal with this dirtbag after Rhian puts Tulisa away! Our boys need two of these bytches working together all frickin' night! Well done, kid! You did us proud! Anyone who says Page Three is done has no idea what's going on! These TOWIE clowns are waaaay behind us in the charts!" Official Result: India Reynolds def. Lauren Pope KO4.
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Post by Vassago on Mar 20, 2020 3:45:47 GMT
Rhian Sugden vs Tulisa Contostavlos (PageThrees vs BBU Independent) (4-10, 4 KO vs 7-13, 6 KO) JMD Value: 32E (Natural) vs 32D (Natural) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Long-time fan-favorite Rhian Sugden shruged off the punchbag label in the latter stages of 2018 when she outpunched Arianny Celeste & Carla Howe in pure jug muggin' wrath and she's ready to absolutely roast Tulisa Contostavlos tonight on the singer's JMD debut. Tulisa was shown the door by the Frankie's Foxes back in January and Rhian quips "even her cocksucking skills couldn't save her sorry ass!" which might be true since you don't see Frankie Cocozza giving up on such talents so maybe Tulisa struggles in more ways than one these days? "That's frickin' nonsense! I can still suck... ahem... nevermind! These fookin' blonde bimbos like Sugden are worthless trash anyway! But they always run their mouth so I said to myself... f### it! I'm into JMD and just gonna blow this blonde bimbo up!", Tulisa shows plenty of confidence ahead of tonight's bout but PageThrees entourage led by Samantha Fox believes she will relinquish her bikini top as battle trophy and Rhian's winning streak extends to three in a row! Rhian Sugden wears a white & black horizontally striped bikini, black thong & red gloves. Long blonde hair straight. Tulisa Contostavlos wears a navy blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long black hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1: Blonde girl on the move and the heat is ON!!! Rhian wants to show Tulisa how it's done in jug muggin' and blasts into the brunette's rack from the inside forcing the issue without second guessing. Tulisa gets her rack properly tested and struggles to stretch her elbows as the glamour model uses all her experience to assume full command. She lifts Tulisa's boobs into her chin and whips her on the heels before a scything left cross on the jaw sends the singer flying onto the ropes. No time to catch her breath as Sugden powers ahead with more uppercut juice to shut Tulisa down on the turnbuckle and the audience roars in delight as the singer bellows out into loud spasms while soaking up more abuse. Sugden gets vocal as she rains those uppercuts like skittles and leaves the dark-haired foe in visible discomfort come the bell. Round 2: Sam Fox urges more uppercut blast but you don't have to tell Rhian such obvious things as she knows exactly what she's doing here pumping leather into Tulisa's rack. Brunette embraces the initial impact but actually tries to respond in similar fashion which leads into a cagey exchange before Rhian whacks the singer across the mouth and drops her on the heels again where she just powers ahead on target. Uh-oh! Tulisa has to yield real estate again and gets bounced onto the ropes where she lands a couple of good shots on the exposed liver area but Sugden is well into her groove and delivers more uppercuts to outwork the sluggish brunette. Tulisa has to clinch the charging model which only triggers verbal abuse from Rhian who belts her in the groin before adding another dose of uppercut menace and it's no wonder Tulisa shakes her head in disgust come the bell. This jug muggin' thing ain't that easy to master, folks! Round 3: Rhian literally runs across the canvas to resume the uppercut blast but Tulisa beats her for a scything cross on the nose and thumps instant response onto the rack which finally gives her a solid opportunity to make some hay. She drills Sugden's rack in impressive fashion however the blonde refuses to back off and wants to slug it right into the singer's boobs. Both women bump off each other in jug-to-jug contact however Tulisa finds a belting breakthrough and lands too many quick harpoons on the liver area for Rhian to stay in there hot.. Blonde dekes to the side but gets whacked across the boobs and bellows out onto the ropes with Tulisa rallying around the midsection to find plenty of rhythm while the glamour model tails off for good and clinches the singer in the closing stages to run out the clock. Round 4: Tulisa finds more early success punching the blonde in the guts and it just neutralizes Rhian's intended aggression from the onset; once the singer moves upstairs to punish the rack she glues Sugden to the spot and beats her with the same uppercut menace she struggled to embrace in the opening couple of rounds. Sam Fox is furious in the P3 corner but Tulisa just bumps Rhian around the ring until she traps her butt-in-ropes and blasts immediate uppercut pressure to keep the blonde honest. Ugh! Rhian withstands those nasty blows but fails to find a proper response and gets shoved between the ropes before she finds her face slumping into Tulisa's rack. The singer loses her range and instead of shoving the girl back, she nails her with a knee in the stomach which somehow escapes the referee's eye! Ugh! Sam Fox is livid but so is Rhian who traps Tulisa in a guillotine choke outright and we have a messy wrestling affair here in the closing moments which leaves both women fuming at each other at the bell. Round 5: Rhian is still upset over that knee blow and wants to punish Tulisa for it, both women settle into a brutal uppercut exchange where they trade wrath punch for punch until Tulisa's left boob almost pops out into the open! Ugh! Nipple slip on display and the singer makes that cardinal JMD mistake of looking down at her rack instead of paying attention what the other girl actually does... and Rhian NAILS her with a looping left hand on the liver area before dropping an uppercut bomb that bounces off the cleavage and carries straight into Tulisa's jaw!! Ugh! Poor girl never saw that coming... Tulisa trips back onto the ropes with a loud whimper but she just can't raise her arms fast enough as Sugden smokes her with a vicious piledriver that tears the left cup off and spills the brunette's breast into the open after all!!! Tulisa is shocked and SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES holding her aching breasts before she crashes face down at the ref's feet moments later!!! The count only reaches seven before the man in charge calls it off as Tulisa tries to hold back the tears while staring down the canvas however she can't make it back up anymore!!! KO5 Rhian Sugden!!! AFTER: "Stupid hoe! That's all U got??", Rhian wastes no time in taunting the fallen singer while Sam Fox removes her gloves. Tulisa gets up on all fours and demands help with her wardrobe malfunction but there's no Frankie C. in her corner and all she gets is a face slapping reality check from Sugden who grabs her by the hair and shoves her face into her crotch!! Ugh! That's a nasty wake-up call for the JMD rookie who soon gets laid out with Rhian sitting on her face and making some obscene gestures for the camera. The blonde quickly digs her claws into the exposed left breast and has Tulisa screaming out in pain before she admits "Rhian is the suprerior woman" but the Bury model still traps her in headscissors while mauling that nipple until Tulisa bursts into tears and begs for Rhian to let her go! "Finish that bytch, dear! She's fookin' trash anyway!", Sam Fox yells from her corner and Rhian wraps her thighs around Tulisa's neck ever so hard until the singer simply passes out! Blonde then rips her bikini top off and leaves her topless & motionless while extending her winning streak to three in a row! What a night for the once much-maligned glamour model! Official Result: Rhian Sugden def. Tulisa Contostavlos KO5.
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Post by Danielle Sharp on Mar 20, 2020 15:29:45 GMT
Nice job, girls! Two out of three ain't bad!!! We'll deal with this Zissman bytch later on! Excuse me while I get ready for my PPV fight next week!
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