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Post by Vassago on Apr 4, 2020 6:50:11 GMT
BBU TV's Georgie Thompson reports from Cardiff Arena where some boxing action took place last night!
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Post by Vassago on Apr 4, 2020 6:51:37 GMT
Mimi Keene vs Ariel Kaplan (Marti's Maulers vs ACB Independent) (1-0, 1 KO vs 3-2, 3 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Former EastEnders babe Mimi Keene returns to action and vows to make a quick work of Ariel Kaplan who has seemingly recovered from the beating she took back at the Ashes in September. Both these girls need regular work and they won't find a better opportunity than tonight's undercard. Mimi Keene wears a white bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Ariel Kaplan wears a light blue bikini set & silver gloves. Shoulder lenght black hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1: Both girls tear into each other from the word go but the revenue is minimal as Ariel struggles to dissect the fellow brunette's high guard and eats a headbutt for her troubles that stalls the action much sooner than expected. Mimi claims that was purely accidental but her coach Emma Bunton winks back to the audience and one can only wonder what's going on here? Nevermind that, Ariel makes the British youngster pay with a flying double combo and thumps her butt-in-ropes thereafter as Keene struggles to stretch her elbows in the phone booth and has to clinch the Aussie citizen to prevent a body assault washout in the final stages of the round. Round 2: Ariel gets more aggressive and outworks the younger brunette in close range which leads into Mimi's head snapping back repeatedly upon impact. Ugh! The Brit swings over Ariel's head and gets sucked into a jabbing vacuum of misery which allows Kaplan to blast her onto the ropes where she goes to work on the exposed midsection. Mimi gets punched in the gut so frequently she folds into spasms but the Aussie tourist just keeps plugging her in the soft tissue for remainder of the round and almost floors the poor girl right there. Woof! No wonder coach Bunton is looking so upset! Round 3: Ariel goes in hard and harpoons Mimi's midsection again but the plucky Brit tries not to look so vulnerable anymore, she swings over the top and NAILS the older brunette on the jaw before she smacks her in the lips and pushes away from a looming phone booth disaster. Kaplan barks in anger and tries to regain the dominant stance but only eats more quick hooks from the inside that punish her chin and send reeling onto the ropes come the two-minute mark. She bails out of Keene's looping effort and plugs her in the kidney before a left hook slams on the younger girl's nose and makes her groan in pain right at the bell. Round 4: Another feisty exchange allows Ariel to pound easy shots into Mimi's face - the Brit's guard looks really suspect now - but Keene lands a lucky hook on the nose and wobbles the tourist to the side before she plugs her on the solar plexus soon afterwards. Kaplan tries to push off her heels and tame Mimi's agressive burst but shoots over her head and gets spiked on the chest again before Mimi lands a big uppercut on the jaw that makes the older actress scowl in discomfort. Another looping hook crashes into Ariel's temple and wobbles her to the side as Mimi turns it from the hip and FLOORS HER with a piledriver on the mouth! Ugh! Ariel hits the deck hard but battles bravely to her feet at six while she scolds the cheering Emma Bunton in the Maulers' corner. She tries to make a desperate lunge at the charging Keene and misses alltogether as the younger brunette SMOKES her with a nasty hook on the chest that FOLDS THE AUSSIE LASS FACE-DOWN on the canvas! Ugh! Poor Mimi hurt her wrist while delivering that shot but she leaves the ACB free agent sucking the canvas spread eagle and it's all over!!! KO4 Mimi Keene!!! AFTER: That's a very important victory for the former EastEnders' babe but she looks to be hurting with that right wrist. She might have hit Ariel on the sternum rather than her boobs - we'll see that one on the replay - but coach Emma Bunton couldn't be happier over her young protegee scoring such a blowout KO success! The Maulers really want to make a run at some established names soon and apparently Mimi has all kinds of talent to become an elite force for years to come! BBU TV's Georgie Thompson thinks Emma's comments are a little far-fetched and the kid looked leaky while handling Ariel tonight which suggests a more qualified opponent would have simply knocked her out! This being said, Mimi & Emma openly call Lorna Fitzgerald out in their post-fight send-off that quickly spreads on the social media as well. Watch this space! Final result: Mimi Keene def. Ariel Kaplan KO4.
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Post by Vassago on Apr 4, 2020 6:52:24 GMT
Sarah Harding vs Kate Lawler (Lioness Club vs BBU Independent) (15-18, 13 KO vs 4-3, 4 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: These two blondes take no BS from anyone and promise a brutal back & forth slugfest to raise the KO Club roof tonight. Sarah Harding claims Kate Lawer is "the biggest fookin slag out there" but truth be told, she's dismissed several other women in a similar fashion while Kate just wants to go out there and blast some "airhead bimbo into pieces". She's refused to join the BBU TV staff and vows to continue her active career "because that's the way I like it! Denise van Outen knows she's too old to make another run but I'm not going anywhere!" Sarah Harding wears a pink bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Kate Lawler wears a navy blue bikini set with red trim & red gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. Round 1: Kate blasts a left hook into Sarah's mouth to trigger a high-octane jabbing blast that leaves both women scowling at each other sooner rather than later! Kate quickly wants to plug the singer in the boobs just to see if she's guile enough to handle such tactics but Harding swings over the top and rings Lawler's bell from both flanks punishing her temples in the process. Kate has to dance away from the close range danger that only fuels Sarah's pursuit but the pesky singer is quickly tackled from the south and eats a crippling harpoon below the belly button that allows Lawler to clean out more tummy thereafter and maybe even steal the round. Round 2: No holding back here between these two vets, they trade head-hunting leather in the opening minute before Kate heads south and nails Sarah in the groin outright! "U fookin' bytch", the former Girls Aloud member is NOT happy with this shot that quickly earns Kate a warning from the ref. "Whatever!", the older blonde dismisses the ordeal and nails the singer in the chest before a brief period of wrestling and jug bumping ensues. Ref steps in to separate the two but Lawler shoves him away and NAILS Harding with a wicked left hook on the nose that bursts the nostrils and reels the singer on the spot. Here comes Kate! She blows into Sarah's face as the singer remains stunned following that previous shot and simply can't escape the older blonde's wrath that piles more bruises onto her face! Kate rains punches like skittles and traps the singer on the turnbuckle where she snaps her head left & right until the clock expires! Huh! Sarah stumbles to the side with a loud whimper and she looks very much worse to wear as Lawler taunts her verbally for another few seconds! Round 3: Kate storms out of the gate to punish Sarah's leaking guard which just adds more bruises as the former Girl Aloud struggles to embrace these punches! She tries to hang on for a while but eats another jug shot and folds to the side as Lawler slams an uppercut rally into her chest and thumps her butt-in-ropes well before the one-minute mark. She keeps pounding Sarah's chest as she ignores the weak clinching efforts but then fires back one proper hook on the temple TO SEND HARDING CRASHING DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE!!! "Yeah, yer fookin' history, c###!", Kate has to be dragged away from the corner and the count is delayed but Sarah still looks a little wozzy when she finally gets up at seven. Lawler runs across the boards to seemingly finish her off but misses with her first punch and gets sucked into the wounded prey jabbing response as Sarah screams out to deliver the juice. She tags Kate on the nose a couple of times and gets to her boobs which leaves the older blonde scowling but another clash of heads results in a stalemate and both women look quite gassed here already! Round 4: Lawler has lost the zip behind her shots and gets shockingly outworked by the seemingly wounded Harding who powers a hard punch into her mouth and dominates the opening minute phone booth drive. Kate is no spring chicken but even BBU TV's Georgie Thompson appears to be hurting as she's forced to comment on Lawler's head snapping back underneath the singer's recovery. Harding beats her foe by numbers but eats a headbutt in the chin and Kate tries to slam her on the groin again before getting turned onto the ropes where the younger blonde plugs her in the navel herself before a nasty harpoon on the liver area drops Kate into cover. Sarah's the one getting pulled back by the ref come the bell while Kate stumbles back to her corner visibly short of breath. Round 5: Kate has run into a jabbing wall early in the fifth and struggles to pick Sarah off while the aggressive singer piles on more juice into the exposed ribcage taking advantage of Lawler keeping her earmuff tight. Cue in that body assault that simply glues the older blonde to the spot and Harding tears into Kate's ribcage until she leaves her yelping for air... some desperate swings miss the response target and Sarah fires one brutal harpoon on the liver area too many... DOWN GOES LAWLER!!! The London-born vixen crashes down on her knees and rests her head against the canvas which only extends her misery. She eventually gets up at eight but looks vulnerable enough for Harding to roll out with the scything venom.. she splits the high-guard with ease and tears into Kate's face almost folding her upon the first impact before the next triple does the damage... Kate trips back to the ropes with a loud whimper and bounces forward to meet a CRUSHING HOOK ON THE JAW!!! And she goes down like a sack of potatoes on the spot with the ref calling the fight off right there!!! KO5 Sarah Harding!!! AFTER: Kate got smoked out of her senses even before she hit the canvas according to Georgie Thompson and that could well be true. She remains motionless as the medical crew tries to lift her by the arms while Sarah gloats in victory: "Stupid hoe got what she deserved! She tried to punch me in the crotch and I'm shocked such a lousy cow wasn't banned from the league years ago! She's a complete waste of roster space. No wonder she's a free agent but I sure hope someone punches her into retirement one day! I bet she won't have the guts to call it quits tonight but whatever... I need a frickin' drink after this one!" Final result: Sarah Harding def. Kate Lawler KO5.
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Post by Vassago on Apr 4, 2020 6:53:37 GMT
Sophie Howard vs Lorena Rae (Lioness Club vs Black Eagle Boxing) (5-14, 5 KO vs 2-3, 2 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Sophie Howard has fallen on hard times after the signing of Romee Strijd but she vows to upset the German prospect Lorena Rae who returns to BBU following a brief stint in America. "This is just a one-off here, Gina Wild called Kate Garraway and here I am ready to blast this Mersey bytch senseless! I was hoping to get a shot at the Fight Night Live but I'm not a free agent anymore so that closed the door on the International Cup! Whatever! I feel like I'm destined to become a BBU champion and I need to remind everyone I'm up for the job!" Sophie Howard wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Shoulder lenght dark brown hair straight. Lorena Rae wears a blue bikini set & silver gloves. Light brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the welterweight division. Round 1: Sophie comes rolling out with the heavy slugging but the taller German keeps her in check as both women throw mostly wayward punches until the Brit cracks a left hook into Lorena's temple. She drives more juice up her chimney but almost headbutts the younger opponents and gets blasted with a looping cross on the nose that allows Rae to find her stride. Both women engage in another high-octane dispute where Lorena lands better punches and slowly outworks the Mersey model before she nails her with a scything cross on the lips that wobbles Howard onto her heels right at the bell. Round 2: Sophie remains the more aggressive of the two but begins to leak punches up the middle once Lorena's superior reach comes to the fore. The German glues the Brit to the spot and peppers her with the head-hunting swing before blasting a nasty harpoon into her exposed midsection. Ugh! Sophie wobbles to the side with a loud whimper and fails to prevent Rae from clobbering her onto the ropes where she clinches the younger model but still gets whacked in the midsection and slumps into loud spasms come the bell. Round 3: More of the same in the third, Sophie comes in flying but fails to land that big punch and gets plucked by a vicious response as Lorena dominates the head-hunting exchange from the one-minute mark. Howard's mediocre footwork leaves her exposed in the center of the ring before the German simply clobbers her onto the ropes and begins to sink one vicious harpoon after another with Sophie unable to clinch her into a stalemate. Lorena's aggressive body assault cripples the older brunette to the point Lioness coach Mel B. has lost her temper even before the German nails the ailing foe on the brow ridge with a nasty hook right at the bell. Sophie stumbles to the side upon that impact and is lucky the clock has expires since Rae was gunning for the knockdown according to Georgie Thompson in the booth! Round 4: No such luck for the struggling Brit early in the fourth as a quick-fire double hoofs the high guard aside for Lorena to NAIL her with a scything cross on the mouth! Ugh! Sophie wobbles forward with a loud whimper and doesn't even notice a thundering uppercut on the jaw THAT SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN ON HER BACK moments later! That's a classic welter power punch that leaves Howard motionless throughout the count! KO4 Lorena Rae!!! AFTER: Lorena punches her breasts before blowing kisses to the audience and it's rather obvious this girl deserves a tougher opposition going forward! Sophie Howard could barely hold the fort for a couple of minutes and her vast experience counted for little once Lorena's elite potential dropped her for the count. It was a fun stay busy affair for the Black Eagles and between Lorena and Toni Garrn the owner/head trainer Gina Wild has seemingly more talent in this division than she enjoyed with prime Howard and Alex Curran back in her Lioness Club days! Final result: Lorena Rae def. Sophie Howard KO4.
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