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Post by Vassago on May 25, 2020 11:21:33 GMT
Tulisa Contostavlos vs Imogen Thomas (7-14, 6 KO vs 14-14, 14 KO) JMD Value: 32D (Natural) vs 32E (Enhanced) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Both these brunettes were released from Frankie's Foxes in January and apparently blamed each other for ending up on the free market. Tulisa tried to bounce back in JMD few weeks ago but Page Three veteran Rhian Sugden used all her experience to knock her out. This allowed Imogen Thomas to creep up on the former stablemate and pounce on the allegedly vulnerable target: "Look, Tulisa was way overrated since day one! Now she wants to try out the jug muggin' rules! Man, she's too soft to make it happen! Just because she owns a big rack it doesn't mean she can survive a proper pounding! And I'm gonna pound her topless tonight!" Tulisa Contostavlos wears a navy blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long black hair straight. Imogen Thomas wears a purple bikini set & golden gloves. Medium lenght dark brown hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1: Imogen channels Tulisa's allegedly soft rack with a quick-fire jabbing combo and forces the singer to weave around those shots instead of maybe lashing out in full swing. That's a bad tactical choice here which allows the Welsh babe to smack Tulisa without hesitation as she keeps drilling the obvious target. Mucho hard work from the former lineal champ who seemingly tries to punch Tulisa's boobs into the open but she gets clinched and half-spun to the ropes instead as the younger brunette finally gets a little angry. Tulisa ploughs into Imogen's tits and both girls suddenly punish each other in heavy slugging fashion before Tulisa nails the Welsh girl on the nose and drives one last punch into her gut. Round 2: Imogen roars with another jabbing start but gets sucked into a similar response from the former stablemate; it seems like Tulisa has finally smelled jug muggin' blood and she outworks the older brunette in heads up fashion before she blasts her across the mouth to wobble Thomas onto her heels. Ugh! Imogen is stranded in the center of the ring and struggles to match Tulisa's intensity during the second minute which sends her hugging the ropes once the singer settles down on the uppercut road. Uh-oh! Imogen groans in pain but just can't shake the fellow brunette off and eats another cruel cross hook on the chin as Tulisa yells out in delight at the bell and seeths into her face before the referee pulls her away. Round 3: Imogen refuses to back off even though she's feeling the heat early in the third; Tulisa gradually outworks the Welsh foe and finds herself punching the older girl's tits in heads up fashion as Thomas hits the proverbial wall and wobbles onto her heels with a loud whimper. Tulisa swiftly moves to blast a left hook on the mouth before dropping a bomb on the exposed breasts again. Uh-oh!!! DOWN GOES THOMAS!!! The former champion crashes down on her bums and hugs her aching rack while the merciless count almost renders her defeated on the spot. But the brave Welsh lass fends off the daze and gets up at eight despite looking misty in the eyes. Tulisa wants to punish her immediately but gets sucked into a lenghty clinch as Imogen twists her left arm and almost tackles to the ground as both women fight for supremacy along the ropes. Referee allows Imogen to maintain the clinching safety and Tulisa is fuming at the bell which only earns her a warning from the man in charge! Round 4: Tulisa romps to outslug the reeling Imogen in the center of the ring and it becomes clear the Welsh lass is still hurting from that knockdown! She can't bide her time anymore and eats one vicious hit after another as the singer gets vocal and pounds the rack meat from both flanks; she traps the ailing Thomas in a jabbing haze before a brutal uppercut finds the jaw and cripples the older brunette for good. Another left hook almost spills the right breast into the open and IMOGEN SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES WITH EYES CLOSED!! She bends her head against the canvas and this time she cannot beat the count!!! KO4 Tulisa Contostavlos in hard-punching fashion!!! AFTER: Tulisa wastes no time to have her gloves removed and grabs the kneeling Imogen by the hair before dragging her to the center of the ring. She facesits the aching rival and tries to headlock her unconscious moments later before she finally rips the purple bikini top off leaving the Welsh babe topless. Imogen tries to crawl away from the scene but Tulisa mounts her again and quickly smothers her out while letting all her anger out in the process. "I should have started my JMD career a lot sooner! But I was too busy working on Frankie's... ahem.. whatever! It doesn't matter! I'm ready for my second chapter in BBU and hey-ho! I'm gonna whup more jug meat now! Imogen is a washed-up cow! She's sooo done! While I'm just warming up, people! Wish me luck!" (she winks to the camera and wraps Imogen's bikini top around her wrist before waving back to the cheering audience again). Final result: Tulisa Contostavlos def. Imogen Thomas KO4.
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Post by Vassago on May 25, 2020 11:22:46 GMT
Lucy Pinder vs Cara De La Hoyde (This Is Glamour vs BBU Independent) (9-14, 9 KO vs 4-1, 4 KO) JMD Value: 32H (Natural) vs 30C (Natural) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Page Three legend Lucy Pinder lost to current BBU JMD champion Charlotte Church a little over twelve months ago which rules her out of contention for the time being but she's thirsty to punch out a fellow jug muggin' contender Cara De La Hoyde tonight. The former 'Love Island' contestant was blasted out by the pocket dynamo Lacey Banghard herself yet she returns to take down the legend and let's face it, every single girl in the UK wants to claim Pinder's scalp - or her bikini top to be exact. Lucy enters the arena like the living Page Three legend she is, Cara might have gained plenty of support after her 'Love Island' endeavour but she's no match for the Pinder fanbase. Lucy is busy shadow boxing during the introductions however she lets Cara know where it hurts as she swings over the referee's shoulder and nails the Kent brunette on the nose! Lucy Pinder wears a black bikini set with white trim & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. Cara De La Hoyde wears a white basque top, matching hotpants & red gloves. Long black hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1: Cara powers ahead with the early jabbing attack and rocks Lucy's boobs from each side but the older brunette refuses to buckle and responds in equally slugging fashion before she catches her foe with a straight elbow that seems to hurt Cara more. Another looping cross finds the solar plexus and the 'Love Island' babe wobbles to her heels with Lucy jumping into an uppercut blast to drop the fellow brunette onto the ropes. Cara loses her aggressive drill and allows Pinder to pound her with more uppercuts before the glamour model slams her with a vicious hook on the nose to close out the action. Round 2: More slugging menace from both sides as Cara lifts Lucy's boobs early on again only to meet a stubborn reply straight up the middle. Lucy barks in her efforts to outwork De La Hoyde in the proverbial phone booth and digs another not-so-stray elbow into her rack that makes the younger brunette yelp in pain. Lucy cashes in on the vulnerable moment and sends more clear uppercuts on target before blasting a left cross on the nose. Cara yells out in pain and trips back to the ropes where Pinder pins her into more slugging trouble as she splits the guard to lift more jug and leave the 'Love Island' winner gasping for air come the bell. Round 3: Lucy feels really confident now and tries to blitz the 'Love Island' winner through the middle but Cara nails her with a pinpoint hook on the nose before dropping the uppercut attack and reeling the glamour model on the spot. "Bytch", Lucy refuses to back off at first but gets her cleavage pounded in speed dial fashion regardless and stumbles to the side while Cara belts her on the liver area with a quick punch. Ugh! Lucy lands on the ropes and bounces into more uppercut trouble as the younger woman simply powers ahead up the middle and lifts Pinder's rack against the slumping chin! Cara barks in her efforts and keeps Lucy pinned in the corner while trying to punch her boobs into the open. Lucy visibly struggles underneath the attack but puts on a game face after the bell and bumps her rival in the shoulder which forces the referee into hectic prevent mode. Round 4: Both women dish out heavy uppercut attack in the opening minute before Lucy finally misses her punch and wobbles forward into a vicious shot on the temple. She stumbles to the side with a whimper and has to soak up De La Hoyde smoking her up the middle again. Cara wastes no time to take advantage of Pinder losing her footing and pounds her butt-in-ropes where she glues her mitts into the mode's rack. Lucy aches out in visible pain and tries to wrestle the younger girl to the side but Cara has none of it and keeps drilling the massive 32H rack before she delivers another elbow shot on the solar plexus. Ugh! Lucy wobbles forward with her loudest cry of the night and gets SMOKED by a cruel hook on the jaw moments later! DOWN GOES PINDER!!! The Page Three legend crumbles on her knees and Cara gloats over her for a while which delays the count. What's worse for the 'Love Island' winner the clock expires when the count reaches five and Pinder has been officially saved by the bell! Cara only shrugs her shoulders and shouts back at the ailing foe: "You're soooo done anyway! Quit on the stool or I'm gonna blow your tits up!!!" Round 5: Pinder refuses to quit on her stool and has to weather a frantic jabbing storm from the seething Kent brunette. Cara tries to finish the glamour model with one sweeping drive but gets pulled into a wrestling struggle along the ropes as Lucy grabs her arm and slams a low blow into her groin! Uh-oh!!! Ref tries to drag Lucy away but another looping hook nails Cara on the nose and cripples her into spasms. Lucy jumps on the suddenly vunerable opponent and drives her mitts up the gut to trap De La Hoyde on the turnbuckle where more vicious blows punish both the rack & midsection. Cara eats an accidental head-butt as well which actually slows Lucy herself and the final minute is all about exchanging single punches as De La Hoyde remains on standby and struggles to embrace those several fouls from Pinder. Lucy doesn't care though and drops another very low punch that just stays above the waist-line however the younger brunette is furious and wants a word with the referee. Meanwhile Lucy is busy adjusting her bikini top and appears to be back on track in this bout. Round 6: Cara really wants to make the older brunette pay for that previous round but gets caught out by another elbow in the chest incident and eats a brutal uppercut on the jaw that drops her into a jabbing haze moments later. Pinder just blasts the exposed cleavage of her opponent and backs her onto the ropes where she places her forearm into her face and pummels the daylights out of the De La Hoyde rack! Uh-oh!! Even such a stubborn lass like Cara can't embrace this punishment anymore and SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES just before the one-minute mark while Lucy struts back to her corner. Cara is HURT!!! She drops on all fours and just can't recover her breath while the ref issues a rather quick count. She tries to make a last-ditch recovery effort at eight but collapses on all fours again and it's OVER!!! Controversial KO6 Lucy Pinder!!! AFTER: Melinda Messenger high-fives Lucy and pours some oil onto her breasts before removing her gloves. Lucy turns around to lift the kneeling Cara by the hair before she slams more punches into her tummy: "I hope this hurts you even more, bytch!". Cara duly slides back on the canvas with eyes cloed and is left totally at her opponent's mercy. Lucy rubs her oiled breasts against her face and presses down hard to smother her out... but just not yet! She demands De La Hoyde to confirm who's the superior woman alas the vanquished brunette is in no shape to respond and bursts into spasms pleading Lucy to let her go! That response only angers the Page Three legend who proceeds to apply the breast smother as Cara chokes on the baby oil and kicks out in frustration. She cannot stop the weight of Pinder's breasts sending her into unconsciousness though and Lucy slaps her on both cheeks once she completes the jug-smother. "Yep, she's OUT!!! So, where is my performance bonus?" (giggles). Final result: Lucy Pinder def. Cara De La Hoyde KO6.
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