Post by girlsfriday on May 26, 2020 23:50:58 GMT
Katie Price vs Rhian Sugden
(Fight Club UK vs PageThrees)
(7-6, 7 KO vs 5-10, 5 KO)
JMD Value: 32D (Enhanced) vs 32E (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: "My job is simple! It's time that I shut this blonde bimbo OUT once and for all!", Katie Price admits she doesn't understand why Rhian Sugden has suddenly jumped on the winning streak that seemingly sets her on a JMD championship path sooner rather than later. "I'm bigger than Page Three and they all should just worship me as their Goddess! Don't sell me that Sam Fox buffoon knows what she's doing! She doesn't! Guess I'll have to punch Rhian topless and send these trollops right where they belong! In the gutter!"
Rhian Sugden has indeed won her last three bouts to date and finds herself targeted because of her success rather than struggles which has been the theme of her BBU career thus far: "This feels great! Old slappers like Katie hate me because I can actually win some fights now! Gawd, people don't even remember when she was on P3! That was in pre-internet days or something! I'm shocked nobody has retired this dinosaur yet but I'm gonna knock all that plastic out of her jugs tonight! She can't match these babies!" (Rhian begins to twerk her cleavage and that's all the BBU TV needed to boost the viewing numbers).
Katie Price wears a purple bikini set with black trim & white gloves. Long dyed black hair in loose waves. Rhian Sugden wears a red bikini set & yellow gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.
Katie comes out flying and connects with the blonde's jugs however Rhian belts her in the exposed tummy and begins to jab her way into contention as Katie's attacks lack shear poise and make her bounce off the blonde's forearms come the second minute. She loses the initial grip and eats a couple of nasty hooks on the mouth with Sugden showing her improved form in brutal fashion as she squeezes Price's boobs from both sides before another low strike on the liver area makes the brunette yelp in pain. Katie drops to her heels and is lucky not to hug the ropes thereafter as Sugden beats her punch-for-punch to lift more of that enhanced cleavage and leave the older glamour model gasping for air come the bell.
More of the same in the second, Katie's initial burst gives her the edge for like 20 seconds before Rhian outworks her in the slugging exchange and begins to rock the enhanced cleavage more often. Katie is visibly frustrated she can't punish the PageThree starlet and her switch upstairs misses the target as Rhian weaves on her feet and avoids the chaotic attack. She keeps dropping uppercuts on Katie's rack and glues her to the spot before a belting hook on the liver area folds the veteran forward with a loud whimper. Rhian misses a rather easy put-away shot on the temple and has Price clinching her with both arms before the Brighton veteran drives the blonde onto the ropes and seemingly tries to push her from the ring which leads into some verbal barbs between the two after the bell.
Katie finally lifts Rhian's boobs in a steady & commanding fashion during the opening minute before a scything cross on the nose makes the Bury model shrek in pain. Katie duly dumps more leather on the blonde's chest and dominates the action outright; she blasts a double combo on the nose and beats Sugden for a right-on-right shot - the PageThree lass trembles on her heels and Price blows into her boobs thereafter pounding the seemingly vunerable woman onto the ropes. Uh-oh! Coach Sam Fox begins to lose her mind in the P3 corner as Katie powers ahead with more brutal uppercuts and shuts Sugden behind a desperate earmuff. It's all Price here come the final minute with some heavy slugs from the Brighton woman and Rhian's unable to even respond as she soaks up a one-sided abuse and slumps into spasms at the bell while the brunette shouts back at the stunned Sam Fox.
Katie feels like she has the blonde rattled and steps up to deliver an uppecut blast however Rhian nails her between the cups and almost head-butts the charging FCUK fighter as well. Both women battle for jug muggin' supremacy in the phone booth before Rhian bumps the brunette off and SLAMS a left hook on the nose that results in a blood-seeping disaster for her opponent. "U bytch!!!", Katie just loses her temper wholesale once she wipes the blood from her nostrils however the red mist approach allows Sugden to waltz around the chaotic burst and Katie just doesn't have the legs to close the tricky blonde down. Rhian slips low to punish Katie's midsection given the chance but she resumes pounding her breasts from the south come the final stretch and shoves the brunette against the turnbuckle before a heavy shot on the liver area leaves Price crippled right at the bell.
Rhian wants to resume pounding Katie's breasts but stuns the Brighton lass with a nasty hook on the patched-up nose which gives the brunette more trouble first. Another quick hook opens the seeping wound again and only then Rhian jumps on the uppercut route to glue Katie into a yelping disarray in the center of the ring. The enhanced cleavage bounces off the slumped chin as Katie can barely throw a punch amid a rampant rally from the PageThree blonde. Ugh! Katie's on the wrong side of forty and it shows right here as Sugden pounds her onto the ropes and glues her mitts on her rack in target practice mode. Sam Fox screams: "Finish her off now, hun!" and there's very little Price can do about the Bury model working on speed dial to punish her rack! She slumps into jelly knees mode before Rhian slams another cross hook on the nose and drops the piercing piledriver on the solar plexus again!!! DOWN GOES PRICE!! The Brighton veteran collapses on her knees and then just falls flat on her face in spread eagle fashion which halts the count at six as the ref thinks there's no way Katie recovers from this anymore. KO5 Rhian Sugden!!!
AFTER: Katie is still a top-billed name in UK but she can't stiff-arm Father Time for much longer according to Denise van Outen. When she runs into a fitness wall she's there to be had and Rhian Sugden might have just booked herself a date with Charlotte Church as early as next month! Sam Fox jumps into the ring and actually wants to punish the fallen Katie herself, she rolls the dazed brunette onto her back and rips her bikini top off before slapping her in the face while Rhian has to rely on Jessica-Jane Clement's help in order to have her gloves removed.
Both Rhian and JJ watch as Sam literally facesits Katie out of her senses before the singer realizes it's not her job and calls for Rhian to finish it herself. Rhian plants her foot on Katie's bare breasts and the yelps indicate the brunette is still present in the ring but not for long as Sugden removes her own bikini top and smothers the veteran out with her naked mounds. There's nothing left out of Katie once Rhian finally stops giggling and released the breast smother: "This was sooo much fun! The old slapper is soooo full of herself it makes you wanna puke but she's gone for good now! And I can can focus on some silverware! PageThrees demand a title match and I hope this Welsh tramp hears me loud and clear. How about it, bytch! Are U ready for THIS! (Rhian points at her naked breasts and begins to twerk them right into the camera which even makes Denise van Outen blush in the booth).
Charlotte Church on twitter: "I'm ready for this! Let's dance, bytch!" #JMDChamp #WelshGirlsAreBest
Official Result: Rhian Sugden def. Katie Price KO5.