Isla Fisher vs Sylvie Meis

Isla Fisher vs Sylvie Meis
(The Metermaids vs Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)
(1-6, 1 KO vs 18-15, 16 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Isla Fisher hasn't found much success in the boxing ring but she still sells tickets on both sides of the globe so she duly accepted Sylvie Meis' challenge to compete at the BBU PPV this month: "I'm still showcase material, folks! Maybe I won't bother with these Perkins sisters or youngsters like that but I can still whup a cougar like Sylvie into total destruction!"

Meanwhile the Dutch lingerie model who shares her time between BBU and FCBA cougar division says that "Isla just doesn't see the truth! Nobody is willing to give her a shot in America - not in boxing anyway - so I've come here to UK to kick her ass! She's a big name alright but her boxing skills are woeful! I'm gonna slap her all the way Down Under and that's the end of it!"

Isla Fisher wears a teal bikini set & golden gloves. Long auburn red hair tied in a curled ponytail. Sylvie Meis wears a light blue bikini set & orange gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Sylvie tries to dictate the pace and she makes the most out of the redhead's half-hearted approach. Steady jabbing up the middle leaves Fisher soaking up one blow after another before she loops a meaningful response which the Dutch model simply shakes off without any trouble. Both women engage in a quick-fire onslaught thereafter but Isla just can't connect clearly with her shots and gets gradually outworked by the Dutch model who slams a nasty left hook on the temple to wobble her foe onto the ropes. Isla remains trapped there for remainder of the round and can only clinch Meis to prevent losing this round by even a bigger margin.

Round 2:
More of the same in the second, Isla just doesn't carry enough power to unsettle Meis who remains glued to her jabbing efforts that bounce the Aussie actress around the ring. Sylvie taunts Isla with some verbal barbs and ducks underneath the looping response before blasting the redhead on the tummy and backing her onto the ropes again. Isla avoids the misery this time though as she catches the lingerie model with a nasty left hook before another left/right combo tags the chin and wobbles Meis into spasms. Isla bangs a solid series on the body and turns the blonde butt-in-ropes while dishing out more body assault which leaves Sylvie fuming in anger at the bell.

Round 3:
Sylvie jumps into a heavy-sugging ordeal early in the third but gets caught out by a wicked left hook on the mouth and wobbles to the side just as Isla SMOKES her with a chin-checker of the month! Ugh! Sylvie rolls down the windows with her arms and can't avoid a booming right hand piercing her mouth moments later!!! BLONDE GIRL DOWN!!! The Dutch stunner crashes down hard on her backside and blinks inshear disbelief as the count reaches five. She makes a hectic recovery and launches a verbal tirade in her native language while The Metermaids camp doesn't even try to hide their joy. However Isla is quickly pounded straight up the middle and has to clinch Meis instead of perhaps finishing her off. Both cougars wrestle along the ropes during the final minute but Isla tackles Sylvie to her knees and gets lectured by the ref as reward while the blonde seeths into her face after the bell and vows "It's not over yet, c####!"

Round 4:
Wild fireworks early in the fourth as Sylvie wants nothing but revenge for that knockdown alas Isla suddenly turns on the lithe footwork to stay clear from the Dutch wrath. Sylvie keeps rolling around after her prey though and connects with several punches before she finally nails her with a proper combo on the nose. Ugh! Fisher trips back to the ropes and ducks underneath a wide swing but Meis still plugs her with a belting shot moments later and drop kicks onto the turnbuckle. Isla tries to respond in a slugging fashion but loses the exchange and slumps into loud spasms as Meis rains punches like skittles and cuts her up above the left eye just before the bell. Uh-oh! Metermaids' coach Tara Moss isn't best pleased with this round at all while over in the Foxfire Atlantic corner Sophia Myles claims: "We've got this redhead tramp covered. Now just blast her face off!"

Round 5:
Sylvie remains the more aggressive of the two hellcats and Isla is forced into a counter-punching survival as she soaks up more mean punch after another. Sylvie's glued to her face hand over the proverbial fist and she clobbers the subdued actress onto the ropes where Fisher simply wilts under pressure. Her high-guard collapses underneath the spirited Dutch attack and she bends to the side with a whimper while Meis smokes her with a belting hook on the exposed liver area. Ugh! Isla screams out in pain and still gets blasted by another uppercut on the jaw that FINALLY SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES!!! Sylvie struts back to her corner while the Aussie cougar has to use the ropes to help herself fending off the count. It reaches seven before Isla is back on her feet but the blonde runs across the canvas and wants to blow her up right there and then... On comes Sylvie and... she gets whacked by a brutal cross hook herself as Isla pushes off her heels and jumps in gung-ho fashion to hold the Dutch model off. Ugh! Another wicked hook bursts Sylvie's lip into a big, fat bruise and both women eventually clash heads which finally pours cold water on this wild action.

Round 6:
Sylvie channels her aggression to work on the cut above Isla's left eye but gets bumped in the chest as the Aussie feels like she's in a spot of bother following her opponent's knockdown redemption. Both women trade vicious leather in close range before Isla plugs more shots on the body and has Meis moving away slightly. However the lingerie model whacks Fisher over the top and sinks her into spasms before she jams her right glove against the hip instead of punishing the stomach outright. Isla grabs and pulls her arm and bumps her onto the ropes with the help of another accidental head-butt and NAILS the blonde with a brutal uppercut that makes Sylvie yelp in pain. Another wild combo tears the high guard and rocks the blonde ponytail before a piercing shot ravages the solar plexus and whips Meis over the ropes with eyes closed. Fisher turns it from the hip and JAMS A LIVER SHOT on target that folds Sylvie into a sobbing disarray before one last punch blows her lips into a swollen mess... DOWN GOES MEIS!!! The proud Dutch woman is left sitting in her heels and hugging her aching liver area but she's been reduced into a tearful mess here and it's a shocking KO6 Isla Fisher!!!

AFTER: This is a genuine upset as Isla Fisher recovers from a knockdown to defeat one of the toughest cougars around! She gloats over the sobbing Dutch model before she kicks her in the boobs and lets her slide into more tears as the referee finally pulls her way. Tara Moss is right there to embrace the petite redhead who thinks she can actually write another chapter in her hitherto lousy boxing career: "Yeah, these Perkins models or Herbert twins make all the noise lately but I'm the big fish in the Hollywood pool! I demand some respect, people! I'm no longer a flashy tomato can and boy oh boy, this Dutch cow just learned it the hard way!" (laughs).

Official Result: Isla Fisher def. Sylvie Meis KO6.