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Post by Vassago on Jun 5, 2020 2:08:17 GMT
The Lioness Club hosts a special COVID-19 Relief Boxing card in their Barnet KO Club headquarters.
This is Part I of the relief efforts with the second card scheduled to take place next week.
Let's join tonight's action as Georgie Thompson anchors the BBU TV coverage.
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Post by Vassago on Jun 5, 2020 2:09:28 GMT
Heidi Range vs Vanessa White (Lioness Club vs Double A Boxing) (19-14, 16 KO vs 7-9, 7 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Vanessa White is no stranger to charity boxing events having beaten Hannah Spearritt on the BBC Relief back in 2018 but it's more serious here in the BBU with Heidi Range ready to take her down in the Lioness Club HQ tonight. Heidi has enjoyed more success over the years while Vanessa finds herself scrambling for any fighting opportunity available and she vows to upset the odds and knock the blonde Mersey singer out! Heidi Range wears a red crop top, matching hotpants & white gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. Vanessa White wears a purple crop top, black hotpants & silver gloves. Long black hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1: Heidi establishes the early jabbing effort and outworks Vanessa in close range but skims off top of her forehead which allows the younger singer to tackle her from the inside. Vanessa rocks Heidi's head with a nifty double combo and scythes her across the mouth which sends the blonde reeling. Vanessa jumps after her with a hectic jabbing effort but fails to trap her along the ropes and eats a nasty cross hook on the nose; she wobbles forward with a quiet whimper and Range bangs an uppercut flurry to resume control as she pounds the brunette onto the opposite corner thereafter. White clinches her into safety to let the clock expire though. Round 2: More free swinging early in the second as Heidi outworks her rival but fails to pinch her with that desired haymaker and has to fend off a steady counter-punching effort from the younger singer. Vanessa barks in her efforts but only lands single punches into Heidi's face and gets bounced around following a swift harpoon on the liver area that catches her off guard. Heidi bangs more body assault in quick order and gradually dumps White into visible discomfort as the former Saturdays singer just can't work around those low harpoons until she finally clinches the Mersey blonde. However Heidi shoves her deep into the ropes come this stage and hammers more tummy to leave the brunette gasping for air at the bell. Round 3: Another back& forth jabbing struggle has both girls throwing several crisp punches without breaking the other's resilience. Heidi settles for the body assault again come the second minute but eats a wild hook on the jaw from the inside that allows Vanessa to jump on the head-hunting pursuit thereafter. Both singers clash heads but Vanessa recovers first and slams a wild uppercut into the blonde's jaw that drops her into spasms on the spot. Vanessa immediately pounces on the exposed tummy and drills the flesh backing Range butt-in-ropes where she cleans out shop and silences the KO Club crowd with another nasty uppercut that spins the blonde to the side right at the bell. Round 4: Heidi comes roaring back but skims off top of White's forehead again as the younger singer ducks underneath the looping swings and clatters into the blonde's midsection instead. Ugh! A couple of brutal punches stuff Range on the heels and she just can't react fast enough when Vanessa NAILS her with a thumping hook on the jaw moments later! BLONDE GIRL DOWN!!! Heidi gets dropped flat on her back but recovers from the knockdown at six and taunts the brunette over an allegedly "lukcy punch" for a while. However there's nothing lucky about Vanessa's follow up as she storms into the blonde's face and pounds her onto the ropes sending one cruel hook after another to shut the Mersey lass for good. Ugh! Heidi barks from behind the guard but just can't stop White from tearing her up to the point there's a small gash under the left as only the referee halts the beating when the clock expires. Ugh! Heidi looks very much worse to wear now and Lioness coach Mel B. hits panic mode during the interval. Round 5: Vanessa realizes her opponent is hurting and mops her face with more pesky jabs before drilling the exposed navel as well. Heidi tries to lock the high guard but bends forward following that gut shot and gets SMOKED on the nose with a brutal hook that dissects her cover for good before White delivers a head-spinning follow up on the left temple that FLOORS RANGE FACE-DOWN moments later! Ugh! Vanessa quickly struts back to her corner but even the slowest of counts can't save the Mersey lass anymore so the Lionesses have to take a loss on the chin! KO5 Vanessa White!!! AFTER: This is a mild upset here as Vanessa gloats in victory and makes some gestures aimed at Mel B. in the opposite corner. Heidi remains horizontal on the boards for a while yet before she gets picked up by Mandy Capristo and escorted back to the locker room with her head hidden underneath a towel. Talk about an unceremonious exit from the ring! Meanwhile Vanessa tells BBU TV's Georgie Thompson that her career is "by no means finished" and she signs up for more of these alleged upsets whenever "some lousy bimbos feel ready to issue a challenge!" Official Result: Vanessa White def. Heidi Range KO5.
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Post by Vassago on Jun 5, 2020 2:10:26 GMT
Jessica Schwarz vs Sophia Thomalla (Lioness Club vs BBU Independent) (29-14, 28 KO vs BBU Debut) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: It's very rare to see a genuine rookie free agent generate so much buzz like Sophia Thomalla did in the past couple of weeks. Excluding her tonight's debut there are at least two veterans already signed up to fight her - and those are no random wannabees as both Alesha Dixon and Elizabeth Gillies are keen to derail the Thomalla hype train before it takes off. Where does this leave the BBU Hall of Famer Jessica Schwarz? She accepts her best days are over and she might pass the German bantamweight torch to her tonight's opponent sooner rather than later if Sophia's hype matches the actual performance. There's a lot to like about Sophia's background as she competed in amateur kickboxing bouts before becoming a full-time actress. Given how kickboxing training alone has raised the profile of Ewelina Lisowska in recent months one can assume Sophia's destined for a similar take off even though she's picked one of the hardest opponents imagineable on her debut: "Jessica and I decided to go ahead with this one right now because well, she's not the spring chicken anymore. However I'd like to pay homage to her impressive efforts in the last decade by wiping the floor with Alesha Dixon within the next few weeks myself!" Jessica Schwarz wears a red crop top, black hotpants & golden gloves. Medium-lenght dark brown hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. Sophia Thomalla wears a black Calvin Klein crop top with silver trim, matching hip-huggers and red gloves. Long brown hair with blonde dye pulled back in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. Round 1: Both women struggle to connect with the early punches and while Sophia understandably hangs back early on her debut then Jessica is somewhat sluggish in execution and fails to pounce on the half-hearted opponent. She lands several punches down the stretch but they bounce off the forearms more often than not and even switching low to punish the compatriot's midsection proves a tough challenge as Sophia clinches the veteran and shakes her off thereafter. Jessica struggles to find her range in mid-distance and makes little impression on the newcomer swinging wide off the mark in the process. Sophia bides her time for remainder of the round and looks completely unfazed by that opening round of her BBU career. Round 2: Jessica tries to inject more speed into her actions but bounces off the stubborn guard again before Sophia loops a left cross on the mouth and tears into the brunette's midsection with a nifty switch. Schwarz bangs one hook on the mouth in response but finds the younger German ripping quick hooks into her stomach and has to clinch Thomalla in order to withstand the pressure. Sophia still shakes her off and thumps a left hook on the temple that wobbles the former champion to the side. Sophia refuses to pounce on the seemingly vulnerable foe but Jessica's recovery leaves her cutting thin air as Thomalla dances around on her toes and makes the older actress look really sluggish here. She still nails the Lioness veteran with a quick overhand and spins her to the side with a looping cross on the nose right at the bell. Round 3: Jessica realizes she's not seeing the full return of Sophia's potential when the newcomer refuses to pounce after another early jabbing drive splits the brunette's guard all too easily. Sophia controls the action with a stiff jab and leaves Schwarz on mid-range standby before she finally sinks her on soft knees with a quick left/right combo on the mouth. Jessica begins to leak more punches as Thomalla rocks her head back & forth and backs her onto the ropes where she buries more guts shots to neutralize the veteran for good. Jessica tries to break free but eats a crippling uppercut on the chin and simply bellows out behind a tight earmuff while Thomalla bangs more crisp punches into the exposed midsection. Ugh! Schwarz slumps into loud spasms at the bell while Sophia gives her a long look in the eyes before turning back to her corner. Round 4: Jessica tries to beat the younger opponent with pace but Sophia lets the initial jabbing burst through and bides her time showcasing a supreme footwork. Jessica goes onto a taunting spree but is shut down when Sophia nails her with a left/right overhand before busting her in the chops again. Ugh! Jessica's punching resistance is no longer elite and she felt that hit alright but there's more coming as Sophia splits her mitts and knocks her onto her heels with a head-hunting drive! Jessica wobbles back but just can't stay off Thomalla's lane regardless and gets pounded onto the ropes as the newcomer finally kicks into a higher gear. She buries the brunette underneath a proper leather assault and Jessica is pounded into a standstill with Thomalla letting it rip all the way until the clock expires and the ref has a hard time pulling her away! Round 5: Jessica has developed a swelling around her lips during the break and Sophia's the one tracking her down early in the fifth as it looks like the newcomer isn't holding back anymore. Schwarz lands a couple of good shots but gets stunned by a laser hook on the ear and bends forward just as Sophia NAILS her with a wicked uppercut on the jaw. Ugh! Jessica rolls down the curtains and sinks on jelly knees while Thomalla bangs another cross hook on the nose TO FLOOR HER a split second later!!! Jessica lands on her backside and appears to be rattled even as she lunges back to her feet at seven. Sophia whispers something to herself and tees off with more head shots driving the subdued compatriot onto the ropes where she lands more cruel punches up the middle rendering Jessica's guard obsolete. However it's another gut shot that pulls the plug from the brunette's resistance as Thomalla pierces her solar plexus and leaves her yelping in pain... another brutal hook squashes her lips into a bloody mess before Sophia simply pummels Jessica into stupor on the turnbuckle and knocks her on top of the ropes in the process. Another drilling harpoon on the solar plexus drops Schwarz numb with her arms collapsing by her waist. The ref is not quick to enough to Sophia refuses to blow the BBU legend away with one last combo as she knows it's all over anyway. She steps back and the ref embraces the battered Lioness veteran to halt this fight! TKO5 Sophia Thomalla!!! AFTER: What a debut here for the East Berlin native! Sophia inspects Jessica's well-being for a brief moment before Mel B. and Mandy Capristo take over for the disgruntled Lioness crew. If anyone had doubts whether Sophia can wrestle the German bantamweight supremacy from the dark-haired veteran then tonight's result removes them all. The passing of the torch was done very swiftly indeed and Jessica admits she's run into a superior woman: "What can I say? The future is now! Sophia has wrecked the local circuit back in Germany and she's gonna make noise in the BBU! I almost feel sorry for Alesha Dixon already! That lousy cow has no idea what she's asking for!" BBU TV's Georgie Thompson asks Sophia whether she approached her debut bout too easily early on as it seemed like she didn't want to blitz Jessica straight from the onset: "It's one thing to win the fight, it's something else to humilitate the other woman", Sophia responds, "Jessica is the golden standard on the German scene even with Heidi Klum doing her thing over in the USA now. I didn't want to make Jessica look horrible but I still won with room to spare? I've saved all the nasty tricks for Alesha and her American buddy Liz Gillies! Oh, before I forget, there's one other c### I will show no mercy, her name is Clara Morgane and she's next on my schedule! I'm heading back to Germany where all will be revealed soon!" Official Result: Sophia Thomalla def. Jessica Schwarz TKO5.
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Post by Vassago on Jun 5, 2020 2:15:32 GMT
Cheryl Cole vs Samia Ghadie (Lioness Club vs Beever's Babes) (27-23, 22 KO vs 35-42, 30 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: There's no love lost between these two BBU legends who clash for the fourth time in their impressive careers already! Cheryl Cole took a serious exception to Samia Ghadie mocking one of her old Ashes bouts versus Dannii Minogue on BBU TV the other day and it simply doesn't take a lot for the Geordie stunner to blow her gasket. COVID Relief or not, these two mean business and promised to humiliate each other once the fight is settled. Cheryl defies Samia's ideas to lick her backside and has brought her dancing crew to the ring tonight. That's a strong lad presence to keep Samia busy all night if she falls into a losing effort. Some of the devoted BBU fans could channel those infamous scenes at the end of the Mr. Marcus Invitational Finale back in March 2014 - and there's little doubt both Samia and Cheryl haven't forgotten about that classic whatsoever! Cheryl Cole wears a black & white vertically stiped bikini top, black panties & blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Samia Ghadie wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1: Cheryl tries to set the jabbing tone and attacks the Corrie babe straight up the middle but Samia swings back over the top and nails the singer on the nose that triggers a heavy-slugging dispute which leaves both women yelping in discomfort upon impact. Neither of them wants to bail out but Cheryl eventually drops Samia onto her heels and gives her lips a hard time punching her straight in the face! Ugh! Samia yields real estate and tries to settle back in mid-distance however Cole keeps hassling her with more leather venom and pounds her onto the turnbuckle where she blows her in the gut and runs away with some vicious punches during the fina stretch. Ghadie is unable to respond whatsoever and looks a little gimpy when the ref finally pulls her Geordie foe away at the bell. Round 2: Cheryl comes roaring back to splits Samia's high-guard and whacks her in the lips again. The Corrie babe refuses to back off at first and tries to slug her way back into contention however she only lands single punches that make no real inroads as Cole keeps blasting her up the middle. Both girls still punish each other in the center of the ring as Ghadie's lips quickly develop a visible swelling as the Geordie brunette slams her with repeated effort and wobbles her back to the ropes down the stretch. Samia manages to land several shots into the singer's breadbasket but she just can't outwork her enough to assume control and gets battered butt-in-ropes as Chezza whacks her around the elbows and punishes the exposed ribcage in the process. Round 3: Samia is frustrated over losing the slugging exchanges and tries to beat her opponent for pace early in the third; she lands a couple of vicious hooks in the singer's face but swings over her head thereafter and gets caught from the inside as Cheryl smacks her with a half-uppercut menace and tees off into her face again. Samia gets stunned on the reply and sinks on her heels while Cole just powers ahead and tags her on the chin one time too many come the half-distance mark. Ghadie steps back while choking on her whimpers and gets NAILED by a powerful cross hook on the nose that SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN ON HER SIDE moments later. Uh-oh!!! Chezza struts back to her corner and high-fives coach Mel B. while the Corrie actress has to fend off the knockdown daze and barely does so at seven. She wipes the sweat off her lips and ducks underneath Cole's attack who fully intends to finish her off. The Geordie singer dominates the pursuit in the final minute but she can't catch the reeling Ghadie with a knockout punch and barks in anger at the bell accusing the older girl of being a "lousy coward". Round 4: Samia won't accept being called a "coward" like that but she has a hard time slugging it out from behind the guard as Cheryl keeps picking her off in close range during a feisty dispute in the center of the ring. Samia finally earns herself a lucky break when she nails the singer in the gut and powers ahead with more body shots to finally send the Geordie lass into retreat. Both women duly exchange more head shots but Ghadie restores the body assault drill and backs her foe onto the ropes where she keeps drilling Cole's midsection until Chezza clinches her into safety. There's some pushing & shoving involved before Samia plugs the singer in the chest and digs a stray elbow in her chin which prompts a lenghty verbal tirade that is only stopped by the referee after the clock expires. Round 5: Chezza comes flying in to rattle Samia upstairs but gets caught by another low shot on the navel and wobbles to the side as the Corrie babe whacks her in the temple with a nasty hook. The singer struggles to connect from behind the guard and Samia outworks her in the center of the ring before she nails her on the liver area and sends her tripping back onto the ropes. Cheryl bounces off and tries to beat the actress for a right-on-right strike but Ghadie gets there first and nails her on the nose which sends the singer reeling again. Samia lets it rip from there and pummels Cole into a standstill before she folds her into spasms following a gut-checking drive. She yells out in delight when she buries the Geordie babe behind a deep earmuff but fails to put her away on the spot and has to endure another verbal spat from the visibly annoyed singer. Round 6: Cheryl pounds away in fury trying to send Samia back to her place but the Mancunian babe finds her stride in the slugging barrage and sticks a meaningful series in the singer's face before tearing a small gash under the left eye. Cheryl is upset the older girl has sustained so much damage heat and keeps responding but she ignores her own wound as she still tries to knock Ghadie's head off. She follows through with a chin-checking double herself but there's Samia picking her off downstairs again which leads into a lenghty clinch in the second minute as Chezza's the one feeling the heat again. She bumps Samia onto the ropes and buries mitts in her breadbasket which briefly halts the Corrie babe's run but not for long as she eats a scything cross on the nose herself and suddenly gets turned back to soak up a late harpoon drive on the midsection that has Ghadie screaming in joy at the bell. Round 7: Samia splits the Geordie high guard early in the seventh and powers ahead with a looping cross on the temples while Cheryl looks a little tired at this stage as she can't quite follow though on her punches anymore. Samia pounds her in the chest which the singer still finds troublesome and wobbles her on the heels before a booming left hook finds the jaw and cripples the younger brunette. Ugh! Samia works the right hand to thump Cheryl's exposed ribcage and traps her on the turnbuckle where she keeps drilling the exposed area until she knows the other girl is hurting. Cole clinches her but struggles to break free and gets wrecked to the body come the final minute which leaves her in visible pain as Samia taunts her about knocking her out real soon now! Round 8: Samia stays true to her words and thumps more Geordie tummy digging another stray elbow into the singer's face in the process. Ugh! Coach Mel B. is furious in the Lioness corner but Samia escapes the referee's wrath and keeps pounding away at Cheryl's breadbasket chopping her with a lot of intensity indeed. Cole staggers back onto the ropes with a loud whimper, she's been neutralized to only clinch the Mancunian actress but Ghadie simply hates her guts and wants to chop her in half regardless! She blows one cruel punch after another and finally nails the subdued singer on the liver that DROPS CHERYL ONTO HER BACKSIDE with her loudest shriek of the night! Uh-oh! The decked woman hugs her aching midriff and Chezza can only sit down on her heels when the count passes her by! Samia has to be pulled back by coach Denise Lewis or else she's be tormenting her opponent even before the official count is concluded! It's still KO8 Samia Ghadie as Cheryl is unable to make it back upright and descends into tearful spasms instead! AFTER: Big win for the Coronation Street's finest who twerks her booty over the sobbing opponent and makes sure Cheryl doesn't escape her punishment anytime soon. The dancing crew Chezza brought with her ringside is ordered to lay the Geordie stunner flat on her back so Samia can sit on her face and pose for X-rated selfies as well. She slaps the singer across the face and demands extra ass worshipping which Cheryl duly performs as Mandy Capristo finds it stunning to watch from the Lioness corner. Mel B. has left the area since "she's had enough of that lousy bytch Ghadie ages ago" but Samia claims her antics actually help the COVID relief funding and waves back to her fans before she forces Cole to lick her backside and sits down on her face again to literally smother the Geordie babe senseless thereafter. Ugh! Talk about getting it all the frickin' way and Samia wants to resume the tough drill back in the hotel as Cheryl is unceremoniously stretched off by her dancer lads and carried behind the Mancunian winner. BBU TV won't be invited for the explicit afterparty but perhaps that's a good thing? Official Result: Samia Ghadie def. Cheryl Cole KO8.
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Jun 5, 2020 13:04:45 GMT
Well, Sophia! I hope you're proud of yourself - taking 5 rounds to dispose of hasbeen Jess! I don't see Clara putting up much of a struggle - she never did! Then your winning start hits the buffers - when I work you over!
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Post by Samia Ghadie on Jun 5, 2020 13:16:14 GMT
I think that's me done with the Geordie bitch now! Although beating her up is always fun! And her tongue is so long, and so flexible - it goes everywhere! Mmmmmm - she knows how to treat a girl! But what would you expect from a weak Geordie slut who has serviced all 4 of her former band members in her time, and kept them happy!
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Post by Clara Morgane on Jun 5, 2020 17:28:53 GMT
Hey, guess who's back? Yeah, I'm right here to spoil Sophia's party! Once I do that, I can whup Alesha's sleazy ass too. I see she remains as DUMB as ever!
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Jun 6, 2020 11:00:18 GMT
Oh Clara - you make me laugh! You're a shagged out old porn actress who still craves attention!
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Post by Clara Morgane on Jun 6, 2020 11:41:50 GMT
Hey, at least I got to choose my boys! You got passed around by half of London and the England rugby team! SL!T!!!
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Jun 6, 2020 12:26:44 GMT
Yeah? Well none of them paid me! You got f*cked on film for money!
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