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Post by Vassago on Jul 2, 2020 19:54:46 GMT
It's winter Down Under so four Australian girls have made the trip to Dubai's Sunset Beach to contest a special beach boxing card tonight.
'Green & Gold' provides the exclusive TV coverage with Sarah Cumming anchoring the show in the booth.
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Post by Vassago on Jul 2, 2020 19:55:17 GMT
Lara Bingle vs Mimi Perkins (BronzedOz Boxing vs ACB/BBU Independent) (0-4 vs 1-2, 1 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: The Perkins sisters work in tandem again and first up on the Sunset Beach in Dubai is Mimi who turns 23 years old next Monday. "Of course there's only ONE birthday present I want! That's Lara Bingle's overrated scalp! My birthday party will start like five seconds after I beat this cow up! Okay, so I'll wait for Leah to f### up Rhiannon Fish too! And then it's all party time!" Meanwhile Lara Bingle believes the arrogance will cause Mimi's downfall tonight: "Yeah, I might not be a first choice elite fighter but I love the beach boxing setting and this is where I plan to finally break out in style! Moreover these social media one-hit wonders are so dumb! Mimi - what kind of a name is that anyway - plans way ahead of schedule here. She's gonna be sleeping like a baby during her birthday party because I intend to blow the doors off her!" Lara Bingle wears a navy blue bikini set & pink gloves. Long blonde hair loose & straight. Mimi Perkins wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair with blonde dye in loose curls. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1: Mimi bursts into some quick jabbing action but Lara lets her through and makes her look more than desperate with those ineffective efforts. She then stuffs her with a single cross-hook combo on the lips and loops a nasty hook on the temple that staggers the brunette on her heels upon impact. Here comes Lara! She splits Mimi's high guard and pummels her back to the ropes where she keeps head-hunting the seemingly vulnerable opponent until Perkins manages to clinch her. But Lara breaks free and tags her on the jaw before ripping more head shots to stamp her authority on this bout! Mimi weaves around on her feet in otherwise futile avoidance and can't stop the older model from landing all these naughty strikes before she slumps against the turnbuckle and Bingle whacks her with a late free shot on the nose to underline her dominance. Round 2: Mimi jumps into another hectic start and Lara tries to see her out again but this time she gets caught on the mouth with the initial burst and has to accept the ensuing slugfest. Both models trade heavy leather upstairs and Mimi lands her shots a lot better this time to the points she slumps the blonde on her heels. Lara gets stuck in the loose surface and struggles to swing from the back foot before she gets countered on the jaw repeatedly and has to bail out into mid-range. Perkins leaps after her but both women clash heads and the action slows down for a while until it picks up more jabbing steam in the final minute. Bingle holds her own trading blows with the younger foe and avoids getting punched onto the ropes but she still eats a needless cross hook on the nose right at the bell which makes Mimi believe she has stolen this round on the cards. Round 3: More trigger-happy action as Lara really flexes in her stride and seems hungry to topple the young pretender. However Mimi rises to the slugging challenge and begins to stack up punches into the blonde's face down the stretch to the point she neutralizes her in the center of the ring. Ugh! Lara shrieks out in pain when a torpedo double crashes into her nose and Mimi yells out in delight when she adds an uppercut follow up on the chin that sinks the older model on soft knees. She nails the ailing Bingle on the nose and drops low for a gut-checking changeup out of the ordinary. DOWN GOES LARA!!! How about that one? The proud blonde drops to her bums following that lone gut shot and even though she quickly gets up at six Perkins shouts right at her: "Ur ass is mine, bytch!" She jumps after the seemingly hurting opponent but remains too raw in her destruction plan and fails to put Bingle away during the final minute. Lara dekes around in avoidance and ignores more verbal taunts to survive the tough spell as Mimi fumes at the ref and wants the blonde penalised for "cowardice"! Round 4: Lara doesn't appear to be hurting at all and one can argue that was a lucky punch that scored Perkins the knockdown however the brunette has a lot of anger to release at this stage and she gives the older model no quarter forcing another slugging dispute in the center of the ring. Lara accepts it and rocks Mimi's head with the initial double before she gets nailed on the chin as the trade-off continues into the second minute. Perkins is still too raw to channel the downstairs attack according to Sarah Cumming and she doesn't try to seek that route until we reach the two-minute mark with Bingle working the counter-punching assault to neutralize the younger model. However she fails to sink Mimi with a proper power punch and has to fend off a late rally downstairs where Perkins flirts with a groin pressure and almost lands a knee into Bingle's womanhood that earns her a brief warning from the ref! Uh-oh! "I did nuthin', you moron!" And that angry response earns Mimi a point deduction that even makes younger sister Leah lose her mind over in the siblings' corner! Round 5: "She's totally losing it!", coach Nicky Whelan tells Lara to pounce on the dark-haired loose cannon but the problem is, Mimi's wrath allows her to jump into another slugging blast without any caution and Bingle leaks too many punches up the middle to cash in on the circumstances. She tags Mimi's jaw a couple of times but gets punked by a stray elbow in the chest and almost gets caught by a head-butt as Perkins seeks phone booth pressure. Lara slides onto her heels and tries to push off but lacks grip in the loose surface and gets bombed on the nose with a vicious left as Mimi goes low and belts the statesque blonde with a dose of body shots. Ugh! Lara wobbles forward and slumps against the brunette's waist before Perkins shoves her back and beats for a right-on-right cross that tears a small patch on the brow ridge. Lara slumps forward one more time and gets DRILLED by an uppercut double on the chin that SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES moments later. Nothing lucky about that punch as Mimi struts back to high-five her sister. Meanwhile Lara sinks into the knockdown daze and sits down on her heels as she tries to embrace the dizzy feeling. She tries to get up at seven but gravity takes over and keeps her in kneeling position when the count expires! KO5 Mimi Perkins!!! AFTER: "Eat my dust, bytch!", Mimi kicks sand into the blonde's face who collapses onto her side and mumbles her heart out with Mimi twerking her curves on top of her for a while. This isn't Bondi Beach humiliation but Mimi can't wait to get her birthday party started even before Qantas flight takes her back home later tonight: "Told ya, I'm gonna whup this blonde bytch big time! Wish I could rip her hair out and stuck her bald head in the sand! Oh, well. I'll keep that for the summer! Australian summer that is! (...) Okay, now let's all watch how Leah f###s up that slag Rhiannon Fish! Tis will be awesome! Almost as awesome as my thumping of this blonde ####!" (laughs). Official Result: Mimi Perkins def. Lara Bingle KO5.
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Post by Vassago on Jul 2, 2020 19:56:41 GMT
Rhiannon Fish vs Leah Perkins (Lioness Club vs ACB/BBU Independent) (9-9, 6 KO vs 2-1, 2 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: It's time for the second of the Perkins siblings to step into the Dubai beach boxing ring but action starts during the walk-on as Mimi Perkins - fresh off her beating of Lara Bingle - throws sand underneath Rhiannon Fish's bikini and both girls end up slapping each other much to the crowd's amusment. It's always curious to witness tag-team action and Green & Gold's Sarah Cumming believes the Perkinses work some low-class mind games trying to distract Rhiannon immediately ahead of the fight. The Lioness Club brunette lives in USA full-time these days but many Australian fans remember her when she roamed the Bondi Beach on 'Home & Away' and her status is something the Perkins sisters seemingly envy despite their own modelling success: "Yeah, I made my name before the IG era but I still fill out any bikini better than Leah & Mimi. They got no real class and it's appalling how Lara Bingle got treated there. Whatever. I'm gonna clean out Leah here and that's the end of it!" Meanwhile Mimi acts as Leah's speaker and yells at her during the introductions: "Aye, cow! My sis gonna RIP your fookin' head off! You're gonna bite the dust oh-so HARD, bytch!" Okay, so let's focus on some boxing, shall we? It appears that Mimi might have started celebrating her upcoming birthday a little too early! Rhiannon Fish wears a white/red/turquoise floral bandeau bikini & black gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. Leah Perkins wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. Both fighters are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1: Leah was very quiet during all that pre-fight shambles but she roars into proper action seconds after the bell; she clobbers Rhiannon straight up the middle and begins to stack up punches into her face without a meaningful response. It seems like the older brunette truly got distracted by Mimi's antics as she gets stuffed on her heels while Leah works to dissect her high-guard on speed dial. She barks when she lands one punch after another while Fish bellows out behind a tight earmuff and simply can't swing back with Leah's execution proving far superior at this stage. She eventually pummels the subdued actress onto the ropes and blasts her in the midsection to cripple Fish into loud spasms come the bell. Round 2: Rhiannon tries to respond after that poor opening round but the younger brunette remains very comfortable in the slugging action and neutralizes Rhiannon's initial attacks. She loses some of that precision down the stretch though and enables the Lioness brunette to land some crisp shots as both girls settle into the head-hunting pursuit for majority of the round. Leah's unable to follow through effectively anymore but Rhiannon doesn't inject enough power herself to make a proper run so the action descends into a single-punch try out in the final minute. The most annoyed person about this is Mimi Perkins who urges her younger sister to "smash that cow up!" during a hectic exchange at the break. Round 3: Leah tries to carry the jabbing load into Rhiannon's face again but she can't quite outwork the older brunette in close range as both women trade nasty head shots until Perkins reaches out too far forward and eats a vicious lick on the brow ridge that wobbles her to the side. Fish jumps into an uppercut follow up and splits Leah's mitts which then allows her to bulldoze the model onto the ropes where she ups the tempo of her attacks and dissects the high guard on the double. Leah shrieks in her efforts to pound back in style but gets pummelled on the lips regardless and bends to the side as Fish gut-checks her for a good measure. Uh-oh! Leah screams out in pain when she gets belted on the navel a couple of times and that was a perfect drive to shut the looming Perkins storm as Mimi claims Leah got punked below the waist which is untrue to say the very least! Round 4: Rhiannon rolls out with more midsection juice and Leah suddenly begins to feel the heat a little too much! She drags the older brunette into a lenghty clinching stalemate instead of perhaps slug her way back into contention while Rhiannon maintains the body-draining pursuit and blocks another clinching attempt by digging her forearm into Leah's breasts. She nails her over the top with a vicious hook as well and controls the reeling opponent into mid-distance while Perkins runs out of space and rests on the ropes late where Fish still cleans out her breadbasket to claim the round outright. Round 5: More pouncing in mid-range as Leah bounces off Rhiannon's high guard during the initial charge and has to rely on half-hearted swings just to stick a foot in the proverbial door thereafter. Rhiannon's maybe not the hardest puncher of the lot but a very durable fighter indeed and she has little issues with working the steady jabbing assault while leaving her rival visibly frustrated in the process. Leah begins to lose her temper amid a futile stretch that fails to split Rhiannon's mitts and she kicks out spewing sand as high as the fellow brunette's thighs. Rhiannon giggles for a moment and then whacks the younger woman up the middle and catches her on the chin a couple of times before blasting her across the mouth which wobbles Perkins onto the turnbuckle on some very soft knees. Ugh! Leah slumps into spasms when Rhiannon pounds her tummy in commanding fashion and Mimi wants to get out there and hand out the juice herself as her little sister is clearly struggling her at half-distance! Round 6: Rhiannon finally moves to put the ailing model away but her initial burst falls short of the mark and Leah earns herself a brief respite when she head-butts the actress in the chin. Fish plugs her jabs into her face regardless but struggles to follow through with enough power and gets sucked into a slugging rampage as Perkins gets vocal in her recovery mission. Both women trade head shots for most of the second minute where nobody dares to blink before a scything left cross on the jaw slumps Rhiannon out of her comfort zone. Leah rips another cross on her mouth but gets clinched onto the ropes thereafter and has a hard time breaking free as the ref allows Fish to pull her down. Ugh! Leah whacks her on the kidneys but still can't stretch her elbows in proper fashion and fails to fully cash in on the new-found confidence. Round 7: Perkins finds a new wind in her jabbing sails and she outworks the older brunette in close range helped by a not-so-stray elbow in the chest that puts Fish on notice. Rhiannon still tries to pluck her with a proper haymaker swing but gets punished downstairs and drops to her heels with Perkins leaning hard with her upper body and flirting with another head-butt. Rhiannon leaps away to the side but not fast enough to avoid a nasty uppercut on the jaw and Leah gets there first with an overhand follow up that finds the older brunette's jaw again. Rhiannon slumps onto her heels and gets locked in a phone booth vacuum that wrecks havoc in her midsection as Leah powers ahead in ferocious fashion to thump the fellow brunette's ab muscles from both flanks. Ugh! Rhiannon chokes on her yelps as she sags on the ropes and has to soak all that ribcage pounding for remainder of the round leaving the Perkinses in cheerful spirits during the break. Round 8: There's finally some KO urgency to be found in Rhiannon's approach but she bounces off the top of the model's forehead instead of blasting her on the double and the response cripples the former 'Home & Away' star. Leah simply NAILS her on the chin with an uppercut combo and takes advantage of Rhiannon's limited punching resistance in round eight. It's easier to shake the durable foe right now and Leah rides the jabbing wave to thump the subdued Fish onto the ropes where she settles downstairs to land some hard licks into the toned midriff. Rhiannon swings from behind the guard but just can't carry enough power to tame the youngster's attack and gets picked off in a sustained fashion come the final minute. Leah is still only 20 years old and durability is her strong suit to match one of Rhiannon's best assets as she dwarfs the actress behind a desperate earmuff in the final seconds. Round 9: Rhiannon doesn't look so fresh anymore and gets stuck in the sand repeatedly as Leah bashes her around from both flanks. She plugs her efforts downstairs and the older brunette keeps moaning in pain once it becomes clear she's unable to wrestle the model away and fails to swing back at her as well. She gets thumped back to the ropes where she soaks more abuse and Leah's the one barking in desire as she brutalizes the exposed midsection and leaves Fish on jelly knees come the final minute. But that's not enough for the youngster who pounces on the uppercut charge to dismantle the high guard and rock Rhiannon's head back & forth... uh-oh! The actress goes limp as she's unable to weather the leather storm anymore and CRASHES FACE-DOWN at Leah's feet with still over thirty seconds left on the clock. "U got her, sis!", Mimi thinks this gruesome bout might be finally over but Rhiannon has other ideas. She spits out some sand from her mouth and makes a gallant recovery at seven which forces Leah into extra action. And she rips a left cross to spin the older brunette to the side before plugging her in the gut and Rhiannon feels all of that and more... she turns to the side but still gets hammered on the jaw with a brutal uppercut that pulls the plugs right outta her! DOWN GOES FISH... like a fish out of the water indeed! Few seconds left on the clock but Rhiannon has been laid the heck OUT and the ref waves off the count at 2:57 to confirm the Dubai beach boxing double for the aggressive siblings! KO9 Leah Perkins!!! AFTER: Mimi jumps into the ring and tries to drag Rhiannon by the hair as Leah is still too exhausted to offer her a helping hand. One must really wonder if Mimi didn't enjoy a shot of tequila - or two - since her own fight several minutes as she's the one who shows more disdain towards the fallen actress but maybe she's in that birthday mood after all? "I want to f### her up next time! Such a shame she's been punked out of her senses or else I'd make her beg for mercy! Grrr... hey, sis! Let's strip this bytch and make some fun selfies for our Insta account? Okay? Hey, Sarah! Turn the damn cameras off! Now it's party time! We RULE!" Official Result: Leah Perkins def. Rhiannon Fish KO9.
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Post by Michelle Keegan on Jul 3, 2020 14:34:17 GMT
I'm beginning to seriously dislike these Perkins girls! Who agrees they need their butts spanked?
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Post by Perkins Tag-Team on Jul 3, 2020 15:04:15 GMT
Insta story: "Hey, Michelle! You will dislike us even more when we WHUP your ass! Just ask Nikki Sanderson how it feels!" (five minutes later) Leah: Hey, Mimi! She's really hot though! Mimi: "Who cares? She's look even hotter kissing your bums!" Leah: "Hell yeah, that's the spirit!" Mimi: "She's soooo going down!" Leah: "I hope she's ready for beach boxing though?" Mimi: "Let's call the Beever Babes and see what happens? Do they have an IG account?" To be continued... Mimi (red) & Leah (blue) are ready for Michelle Keegan!
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Post by Michelle Keegan on Jul 3, 2020 15:52:51 GMT
OK! That's a deal! Which of you sluts wants first go?
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Post by Perkins Tag-Team on Jul 3, 2020 16:18:42 GMT
"We come in a tandem! Flip a coin, BYTCH!!!"
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Post by Michelle Keegan on Jul 3, 2020 16:31:03 GMT
I'll take the bitch in the white top first!
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Post by Mimi Perkins on Jul 3, 2020 16:56:25 GMT
"My name is Mimi, bytch! It seems like your brain is smaller than your rack alright!"
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Post by Michelle Keegan on Jul 3, 2020 19:06:03 GMT
Oh, OK - Mimi! Is that a real name? When I was a kid we used to call our cunts 'Mini' So I guess that's you? Cunt Perkins?
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Post by Mimi Perkins on Jul 3, 2020 19:49:50 GMT
Grr... You will regret those words once I punch your teeth out! There's only one c### around here and that's YOU!!!
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Post by Michelle Keegan on Jul 4, 2020 9:46:02 GMT
Rest assured that your lips will be introduced to my cunt after I've knocked you out And your sister can kiss my ass
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Jul 4, 2020 11:28:24 GMT
Good luck to Michelle against those slutty Perkins sisters! I would love the same deal against the Herbert twins - fight them in a ring on a beach, one after the other!
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Post by Herbert Twins on Jul 5, 2020 15:33:11 GMT
How rude! We beat up these Perkins slags not so long ago and they get Michelle Keegan while we get called out by some old timer? Grr... But hey, when one of us BLOWS Alesha away, the other one will be more busy with the drinks! We have noticed your offer Alesha but we don't think your're tuff enough to face us on the same night! You have been warned! Oh dear, Alesha wants to hand her ass to us! How lovely!
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Jul 6, 2020 11:30:17 GMT
Oh, I'm more than capable of beating the pair of you one after the other, don't worry about that. I'm not just twice your age! I'm twice as tough and twice as hot!
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Post by Herberts Twins on Jul 6, 2020 15:53:52 GMT
The only thing worse than a desperate old timer is a delusional desperate old timer! You are really pushing it, hack! Gonna be a pleasure to knock you OUT and than make you lick our bums! Hey, Dixon! Guess what? Suck on this!
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Post by Alesha Dixon on Jul 6, 2020 16:06:44 GMT
Oh girls! So much venom! So little talent! And I sense you're actually scared to face me!
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