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Post by Vassago on Mar 4, 2021 11:05:51 GMT
BBU welcomes another set of Australian siblings - twins even - as Renee & Elisha Herbert want to follow up on the Perkins tandem success and announce themselves as elite contenders!
Let's join BBU TV's Denise van Outen who reports from the Cardiff Arena!
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Post by Vassago on Mar 4, 2021 11:06:20 GMT
Elisha Herbert vs Jeanette Biedermann (ACB Independent vs BBU Independent) (0-1 vs 12-19, 11 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: The bidding war for new talent on the Australian celebrity boxing market leaves the Herbert twins in an awkward spot waiting for the best offer but in the so-called meantime Elisha has left the Bali beaches comfort zone and booked a fight versus German veteran Jeanette Biedermann. Green & Gold's Sarah Cumming claims Elisha needs a victory more than her sister Renee who performed better during the Tag-Team Event against the other sibling tandem of Leah & Mimi Perkins. We haven't seen the last of this exciting duel between the alleged future of ACB organization and Elisha simply has to prove all that media buzz carries some weight. On the other hand Jeanette Biedermann has descended into a vintage go-to-target for any aspiring newcomer ever since she got released by the Lioness Club. That fate is still acceptable for the German singer who isn't ready to hang up her gloves yet and jumps at every opportunity available. She vows to give the Queensland brunette a proper test and maybe, just maybe she upsets all that ACB hype in the process? Elisha Herbert wears a white bikini set & golden gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Jeanette Biedermann wears a pink bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds as 115 lbs catchweight. Round 1: Jeanette tries to impose her presence and jumps into a trigger-happy jabbing assault but Elisha simply blitzes her over the top and begins to stack up several clean punches into her face instead! Jeanette doesn't have the range to find her response and eats more nasty punches straight up the middle before she spins to the side with a loud whimper looking every bit as washed-up as feared. She digs her heels and tries not to get trapped on the ropes but Elisha beats her for more buzzsaw strikes regardless and scythes the wilting high guard on the double. Ugh! Biedermann gets nailed by another crossing route however she slips by one of those efforts and pings the brunette on the jugs which only makes the Aussie youngster upset. Jeanette avoids the ultimate whitewash but struggles to actually land more punches and profits from Herbert losing her range late more than anything. Round 2: Elisha jumps into a head-hunting prowl as Jeanette bides her time in mid-range before she gets caught by one of the brunette's hooks and has to find a proper response to avoid another leather buzzsaw. Elisha's all-in approach works well against an older opponent who maybe tries her best but doesn't carry enough juice to bother the youngster who begins to methodically dissect the singer's high-guard down the stretch. Elisha packs a good punch but Jeanette hangs in there until she gets whacked on the nose and eats a rifle shot on the left eye that finally drops her onto the ropes. She fails to send the counter punches in time and Herbert pins her in the corner where she lands more bodu shots to slumps the blonde into noticeable spasms come the bell. Round 3: More Aussie pounding on demand as Elisha catches the older foe on the nose and rips into her mouth thereafter. Ugh! Jeanette drops to her heels and just can't escape the phone booth heat as Herbert works the left/right jabbing drill to dissect the high-guard again. Jeanette tries to use some wheels but slumps on her heels and has to endure more point-blank range beating before she finally cries out in pain and drops her mitts low enough for Elisha to SMOKE HER with one left hook on the nose too many... DOWN GOES THE GERMAN!!! Jeanette folds under the head-hunting pressure but still gets up at eight while Elisha was ready to celebrate in style... not so fast, kid! Jeanette's nose is visibly busted up but the Berlin-native simply refuses to go away and frustrates the Aussie model with some nifty footwork down the stretch. Elisha barks in anger as she slices thin air and looks downright angry when the bell interrupts her hassle moments later. Round 4: Elisha cranks up the jabbing volume just so Jeanette gets glued to the spot in the center of the ring before a looping cross finds the nose and resumes the familiar drill. Biedermann is simply useless when she can't display her mobility and leaks more strikes up the middle to the point Elisha batters her into a standstill... and then she blows the bloody flood gates open by whacking one combo on target too many... Jeanette wipes the blood with her left glove and wants to tease the Aussie tourist again... but Elisha SMOKES her with a brutal right cross on the nose and SENDS THE BLONDE CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES upon impact... Uh-oh!!! Jeanette drops to all fours and the ref gets on with the count alright!!! It's like he wants the German to wave the flag and Jeanette doesn't really make a proper recovery effort anyway! KO4 Elisha Herbert!!! AFTER: Elisha secures her maiden BBU victory but still looks upset over the artistic impression more than anything else. She fumes at the referee for whatever reason or maybe she simply realizes that kind of performance won't be good enough to trouble former BBU champion Sacha Parkinson next week? That's the flip side of making all the noise... you better shut down your opponents with room to spare or else everyone will come in to derail the hype train! Official Result: Elisha Herbert def. Jeanette Biedermann KO4.
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Post by Vassago on Mar 4, 2021 11:07:12 GMT
Renee Herbert vs Sam Faiers (ACB Independent vs The Only Way Is Essex) (2-1, 2 KO vs 0-7) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Twin sister Elisha just knocked Jeanette Biedermann out and remains ringside to support Renee Herbert's own bid to make headlines in the United Kingdom! Cardiff Arena isn't exactly Essex but Sam Faiers was offered enough appearance fee to make the 200 mile trip west and actually vows to give the Australian hot shot a lot of trouble tonight. That's a bold statement from an otherwise winless fighter and even BBU TV's Denise van Outen wonders who is more desperate here... the fans still paying money to see Faiers in the ring or the girl in question herself who just can't admit she's not going anyhwere with this celebrity boxing thing... but here we are and Renee is all ready to smash Sam all the way back to Essex! Renee Herbert wears a yellow bandeau bikini set & green gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. Sam Faiers wears a crimson red bikini with white trim & white gloves. Long brown hair with blonde dye tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. Round 1: Sam tries to catch the Aussie over the top but only lands a single punch before Renee spins her to the side with a drilling hook on the temple. The Aussie tourist follows through from the other side and rips Sam on the mouth which triggers a lenghty one-sided assault that leaves the Brit vulnerable sooner rather than later. Renee shows the blonde no sympathy whatsoever as she glues her mitts into her face and the Essex woman simply can't stop the rout as she gets bulldozed to the ropes in a hurry where she bellows out behind a tight earmuff instead of punching the Aussie model back! Ugh! Renee can't believe her luck as she finds no resistance from the Brit before one meager hook actually finds the target... Sam tries to land another one but gets bumped on the jaw from the inside and must consider herself fortunate Herbert doesn't blow her away on the spot! Ref hauls the brunette off at the bell but this is still easy pickings for the ACB free agent! Round 2: Faiers doesn't have the legs to escape another jabbing rush and becomes glued to the spot upon impact when Renee beats her for the initial punch and tees off with more ruthless venom up the middle. Ugh! Sam throws chaotic response over Herbert's head and eats steady leather from both flanks which drains her resistance level with every second. She tackles the Aussie low but then bumps her nose off the top of her forehead and suddenly eats an uppercut blast on the chest that cripples her into more spasms. Renee clobbers her onto the ropes shortly afterwards and begins to carve more lumps on her face as she traps her into a head-hunting gaze just past the two-minute mark. Faiers hangs on while getting blasted from both flanks back & forth until she slumps against the turnbuckle late as Elisha shouts from the opposite corner for Renee to "finish the dumb bytch off!!!" However the Aussie model holds back at the last moment and prefers to gloat over the trembling Essex woman who is left standing still at the bell. Oof! Even Denise van Outen finds it amusing and let's hope Sam doesn't quit on her stool now! Round 3: Sam doesn't quit but Renee races across the canvas to resume the heads-up pounding and breaks the blonde's resilience when she tags her on the jaw with a vicious double. Ugh! Faiers tries to swing off her back foot but loses her range and Herbert whacks her on the chin with more brutal shots before bursting a bloody gash under the left eye... Sam slumps forward with a whimper and doesn't even register another booming hook that finds the nose AND PUTS HER DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE!!! Uh-oh!! Renee struts back to twin sis Elisha in the corner and believes she's done all the work here... and she's not wrong... Sam blinks frantically for a while and then collapses on her back with eyes closed as she's simply had enough so the ref duly waves off the count!!! KO3 Renee Herbert!!! AFTER: It's two-for-two for the Aussie twins and while Renee truly blew Sam away, this is a mere preview of the real test scheduled for next week! BBU TV's Denise van Outen is quick to have a word with the exciting tourist duo and Renee vows to punch Helen Flanagan into total oblivion which would seem far-fetched if Green & Gold's Sarah Cumming didn't let Denise in on the underground tapes from ACB unofficial sessions. "These two are literally even more impressive than Leah & Mimi Perkins... I know it sounds crazy but just wait and see! Hell, Bonnie Sveen must be feeling so happy right now Renee wants a crack at the BBU best before she actually wins some hardware in Australia first!" Well, the stage is all set and we're gonna find out if the Herbert twins are the best thing coming from Down Under since Miranda Kerr real soon! Official Result: Renee Herbert def. Sam Faiers KO3.
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Post by Bonnie Sveen on Mar 4, 2021 20:03:41 GMT
I see Gold & Green magazine seem to think I should be worried about these two and the Perkin's sisters, listen I welcome all challengers but this lot don't worry me one bit, stick to being jobbers and over the hill fighters, I'll keep being the best ACB fighter around. Do I look worried?
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Post by Mollie King on Mar 5, 2021 8:45:25 GMT
You, girl, need to wind your fat neck in! BBU is no place for ugly b1tches like you!
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