Post by Vassago on Sept 22, 2021 21:41:58 GMT
Gaslight Club presents Jugs of Mass Destruction
Jesy Nelson vs Rhian Sugden
(Frankie's Foxes vs PageThrees)
(1-7, 1 KO vs 6-12, 6 KO)
JMD Value: 34C (Natural) vs 32E (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: The rumours of Jesy Nelson opening a new chapter of her boxing career weren't exactly the best kept secret in business and Bianca Gascoigne has invited the former Little Mix singer to the Gaslight Club where JMD dreams come true on a regular basis. However Bianca herself has refused to fight Jesy citing a shoulder injury so PageThree legend Rhian Sugden has agreed to fill in the void looking to bounce back from a recent defeat to the highly touted Maura Higgins:
"Look, I know Jesy makes all the damn noise lately. So what? She's got no jug muggin' experience to speak of! I'm gonna punch her saggy tits like there's no tomorrow and she will run away crying! Mark my words! It's time to put the hammer down on this bytch!"
Jesy shakes off Rhian's comments and claims "these dumb blonde airheads know jack s### about my experience! When I'm done punching Rhian topless she can go back to working on her knees again! She's nothing but a low-rent tramp everyone is tired of anyway!"
Jesy Nelson wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Rhian Sugden wears a red bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.
Round 1:
Jesy jumps into a quick-fire attack up the middle trying to impose her presence on the more experienced opponent but Rhian embraces the challenge and punks the singer in similar fashion dropping her on the heels in the process. Jesy barks in anger and keeps working from the back foot but she doesn't carry enough power to upset the glamour model and gets gradually worked over towards the ropes as Sugden really makes her efforts count. She throttles a left/right combo below Nelson's rack and spikes her on the liver area that finally catches Jesy's attention. Another wild swing splits the cups and drops the younger woman into spasms while Rhian stays on the charge and pummels more of the singer's jugs from point-blank range. Nelson has to apply the clinching breaks but Sugden still pummels her on the ribcage to claim the round on points!
Round 2:
Foxes' coach Nicola McLean urges Jesy to be more aggressive but it's always easier said than done and Rhian simply shows her no respect whatsoever and jumps into another wild uppercut swing that lifts the 34C set upon contact. Jesy slumps on her heels and struggles to overcome the blonde's haze as Sugden really gives her the jug muggin' lesson on the double. She thumps the East Londoner back to the ropes and drills her below the breasts in order to blow up the solar plexus. Nelson slumps into spasms and fails to buckle up when the Mancunian model rips a booming left hook on the cup that almost causes a wardrobe malfunction right there. Jesy takes her eyes off her opponent to check if her bikini top stays in place - a cardinal sin in JMD competition - and gets smoked by another uppercut double that carries all the way to her chin as well. DOWN GOES NELSON!!! The proud singer drops to her backside and has to soak up a wild rant from Rhian who just can't helf herself anymore. The brief delay enables Jesy to extend the recovery and she's up at eight but stares coach McLean with a deer in headlights look on her face. Meanwhile Sugden wants to get this over and done with quick and races to resume the slugging attack only for Jesy to run away into cover in clearly spooked fashion. Uh-oh!!! That's not how it works and the Gaslight audience is upset with the singer's antics at the bell.
Round 3:
Jesy tries to hook up a meaningful response but succumbs to Rhian's swarming attitude and the Mancunian babe has truly jumped on the JMD newcomer with no room to spare. She bangs more leather on the rack and has Jesy yelping in pain before driving another shot on the belly button. Jesy trips back to the ropes but cracks a left hook that clips the blonde's jaw and finally manages to stick some leather into her chest thereafter. Rhian has struggled to take a punch before but she refuses to back off here and eventually pummels the brunette to the body before driving a late uppercut series to lift the 34C set again. Jesy does a better job embracing those hits but Anna Woolhouse in the BBU TV booth is unsure if that allows her to steal the round on points.
Round 4:
Rhian lets it rip from the inside and pounds away at the singer's rack but eats a quick hook over the top and has to adjust her footing while Jesy runs it up in gung-ho fashion and manages to rattle the blonde's boobs in a furious rally that makes the Gaslight crowd appreciate that effort. Sugden spends majority of the opening minute circling away from contact until she runs out of real estate and gets trapped on the ropes where Nelson bangs her up the middle and lifts those E-cups into Rhian's chin. Uh-oh!!! What a turnaround from the ex-Little Mixer! She gashes the older girl in supreme fashion and racks up more clean hits on target until she stuffs Sugden into a standstill and blows her on the exposed ribcage. Rhian stumbles to the side and cuts a painful figure as Jesy cleans her up with more quick harpoons and keeps on going even after the bell which forces the ref into hectic action. Both girls aren't quite done with each other as tempers flare her ahead of the fifth.
Round 5:
Jesy feels like she can get back into this fight and flat out overpower the glamour model but Rhian has other ideas and throttles her up the middle in somewhat risky fashion. Jesy has the momentum behind her but she gets plugged on the solar plexus and wobbles forward to meet another uppercut rally before Sugden smacks her from each side as well. The singer's bikini top barely stays in tact but she struggles to find a proper response as the blonde thumps her back to the ropes. Both girls trade more vicious hits as Nelson shrieks out through the experience and seems to be on the verge of blasting through her opponent until one of Rhian's half-uppercuts bangs her too hard and makes her cry out a little louder... Sugden swiftly hammers another double on the solar plexus and breaks the singer's resilience before booming another chooping hook on the liver area with Jesy folding into spasms in the process. Uh-oh!!! Another wild hook slams the ailing singer on the jaw and she eats more raw leather on the mounds moments later while her knees simply give way amd this unanswered rally. DOWN GOES NELSON!!! Rhian quickly struts back to her corner while Jesy is left down on all fours and she just can't find her breath anymore. She spits out the gumshield and collapses face down on the canvas just as the merciless count passes her by. KO5 Rhian Sugden!!!
AFTER: No cigar for Jesy on her JMD debut but she flashed some promise there if only Rhian just didn't back off facing an opponent with an inferior record. Jesy will have to back her talk with actual performance or else none of these jug muggin' regulars won't think better off it anyway. And here comes the kicker... club host Bianca Gascoigne openly challenges Jesy into a JMD fight next month which Anna Woolhouse calls "awkward" given she could have booked her for tonight's show in first place. Shoulder injury sounds like an excuse now but Bianca supervizes Rhian's post-fight activity as the Mancunian model has her gloves removed by coach Sam Fox and drags Jesy by the hair to the center of the ring where she slaps her face and demands to hear whose jugs are superior. "F### off, slag!", Jesy might be hurting but she tries to salvage the last ounce of personal pride which only enrages the blonde to facesit her until the singer simply has to give in: "Okay, okay... your jugs are better... argh.... you stoopid bytch!!!", Rhian laughs out and continues to press her thighs against the brunette's face before sliding back and applying the classic breast smother as Bianca Gascoigne tries to catch all that stuff on her smartphone. After twenty seconds it's all over and Jesy checks out unconscious leaving the PageThrees entourage to celebrate a very successful night at the Gaslight!
Official Result: Rhian Sugden def. Jesy Nelson KO5.