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Post by realview on Feb 8, 2017 10:18:29 GMT
Pound for Pound rankings (February 2017) 1.Jenna Louise Coleman (BBU flyweight champion) 15-2 2.Cheryl Cole 9-3 3.Una Healy (BBU bantamweight champion) 3-0 4. Miranda Kerr 5-0 5.Alessandra Ambrosio 9-2 6.Taryn Terrell 8-5 7. Kelly Hall 6-1 8. Jennifer Metcalfe 5-1 9. Malika Menard (BBU Lightweight champion) 2-3 10. Michelle Keegan 4-4
As always; that breaks down as following: Flyweight: 40% Bantamweight: 30% Lightweight: 30% Welterweight: 0%
In terms of changes to rankings, it's barely noticeable; Alessandra Ambrosio is the big winner with a move from 8th in the last rankings to 5th due to her overwhelming workload and some big names in her resume helped her claw up the rankings.
Taryn Terrell ironically stayed where she was thanks to a win against Nicky Whelan over a week ago and Jennifer Metcalfe moves up one.
The biggest losers this time were Michelle Keegan, surprisingly dropping from 7th to 10th, if not for her class of opposition, she may well have dropped out the rankings.
Malika Menard might be our lightweight champion, but her American form is dragging her down and towards the exit of our rankings, hopefully her title match with Jennifer Hawkins happens soon or she could be out the rankings next time too.
No welterweights once again, but Josephine Skriver and Elizabeth Debicki were on the cusp of coming into the top 10, a few big wins on both girls parts and they may well both become history makers in our rankings by backing the Welterweight ranking curse.
Also of note is Cher Lloyd, whose burst onto the scene in a big way, to go alongside her seemingly growing rival Bonnie Sveen who just won a best of 3 against Mutya Buena 2-1, a clean sweep would have probably put the Aussie in the top 10.
I know these rankings will cause debate amongst fans, managers and fighters, as always we look forward to seeing any debate and we can see another big shake up coming in our next rankings in May.
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Post by Jennifer Hawkins on Feb 9, 2017 22:08:58 GMT
I don't want to sound rude but I'm taking Malika's Top 10 spot once I remove her from the lightweight throne! And that will happen VERY soon now! It's about time Downunder Boxing returned to the rightful spot once occupied by Miranda Kerr (still love her legacy around here!) Who's brave enough to dispute my Top 10 status?
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Post by Jenna Louise Coleman on Feb 10, 2017 16:27:00 GMT
Pound for Pound rankings (February 2017)1.Jenna Louise Coleman (BBU flyweight champion) 15-2 2.Cheryl Cole 9-3 It's clear that girls named Cher - both Lloyd and Cole have to be pretty jealous of me, as I am, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the best flyweight to grace the one and only BBU! Cher Lloyd recently said that people must be tired of me and guess what? The only thing you can be tired of is the fact that I am on top of the rankings and that isn't changing anytime soon. I'll take on any flyweight any time they want to challenge me for the flyweight championship and be more than happy to send them home sobbing after I beat them, just like they deserve. So, girls, just get used to second place because Pound for Freaking Pound, I'm the best and anybody who wants to realize that, I'll be happy to kick their ass and demonstrate it!!
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Post by girlsfriday on Feb 11, 2017 9:04:50 GMT
Ivana Baquero:God I'm so sick of you Jenna, we both know that Tom and his gang always put you top because you always kiss their ass and they return the favour. I know as well as any other talent girl does around here, that you are a fat slob whose been lucky to keep that title for so long. But when I get my chance at it, well tick tock bytch because time is running down on your title rein and I plan on ripping you apart piece by piece to show why you belong below me Porky Coleman.
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Post by Cheryl Cole on Feb 11, 2017 9:50:06 GMT
Cheryl calls from the gym: "Excuse me but who asked some Spanish bimbo for an opinion? These wannabe second-grade performers need to learn some manners! Okay, so my agent told me the BBU P4P rankings are out and guess what, that useless overrated pig Jenna is STILL listed at #1? What gives, babe? Did you sleep with the guy who makes these rankings? I bet you did! There's no way common sense was applied here! You're not quite there with Samia Ghadie yet, Jenna but it's getting close! It's about time actual skill and the artistic impression was appreciated! If listing me at #2 - as horrible as it looks - is a veiled attempt at luring me into a BBU return then it FAILED big time! I'm going after Amanda Seyfried next and then perhaps Jennifer Love Hewitt. I don't have time to elbow people like Ivana Baquero out of the way now. And if Jenna wants to have a shot at me, it's either the MGM Grand or Newcastle I'm ready to consider as venues. I don't have London, Cardiff and most certainly not Blackpool on my schedule!" Hold the phone! The REAL BBU P4P #1 is speaking...
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Post by Jenna Louise Coleman on Feb 11, 2017 18:27:00 GMT
Ivana Baquero:God I'm so sick of you Jenna, we both know that Tom and his gang always put you top because you always kiss their ass and they return the favour. I know as well as any other talent girl does around here, that you are a fat slob whose been lucky to keep that title for so long. But when I get my chance at it, well tick tock bytch because time is running down on your title rein and I plan on ripping you apart piece by piece to show why you belong below me Porky Coleman. Ivana, trust me, the feeling is freaking mutual because I'm pretty sick of you too thinking you're all that when you certainly are NOT in my league!! I'm not fat and certainly not a slap - I'm superior. I've held onto MY title for so long because I'm the best. When you get another chance, which trust me, I'm willing to give you anytime you're ready, it's going to be the clock ticking on your fifteen minutes of fame. But, it certainly won't take me fifteen minutes to take you apart and you are going to be ruined by me, big ass Baquero. And trust me, I'll be the one saying "Th-th-th-that's all folks!" when I'm done making you sob and taking you down once and for all!! Btw, this is an Awards show, Ivana - something you've never been to and never will!
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Post by Jenna Louise Coleman on Feb 11, 2017 18:50:15 GMT
Cheryl calls from the gym: "Excuse me but who asked some Spanish bimbo for an opinion? These wannabe second-grade performers need to learn some manners! Okay, so my agent told me the BBU P4P rankings are out and guess what, that useless overrated pig Jenna is STILL listed at #1? What gives, babe? Did you sleep with the guy who makes these rankings? I bet you did! There's no way common sense was applied here! You're not quite there with Samia Ghadie yet, Jenna but it's getting close! It's about time actual skill and the artistic impression was appreciated! If listing me at #2 - as horrible as it looks - is a veiled attempt at luring me into a BBU return then it FAILED big time! I'm going after Amanda Seyfried next and then perhaps Jennifer Love Hewitt. I don't have time to elbow people like Ivana Baquero out of the way now. And if Jenna wants to have a shot at me, it's either the MGM Grand or Newcastle I'm ready to consider as venues. I don't have London, Cardiff and most certainly not Blackpool on my schedule!" As far as the P4P rankings from the BBU, they are out and guess what? As you can see, you are STILL second place!! When it comes to the best British flyweight, there is NO question that I'm superior. But, Cheryl, you look pretty freaking desperate accusing me of resorting to the same behavior that fueled your rise to the top. I'm sure you shaking your fat ass and inferior body around in music videos demonstrates actual skill and artistic impression, but trust me, I'm not impressed. But, listing you at number #2 is not a veiled attempt at anything - it's a fact. I don't need to beat you up in the BBU - I'm in the FCBA too in case you hadn't noticed. I'm taking on Hayden Panettiere. If YOU want a shot at ME though, book it at the MGM Grand or Newcastle - I don't care where, because the outcome will be the same. I want as many people as possible to see me humiliate you and prove - once and for all - that I am the best British flyweight fighter of all time. I'll have my people contact your people, because I am SO sick of you. Cheryl freaking Cole, you are going to make time for me in your schedule because we are going to settle this, you jealous bytch! And let's not compare who is number one or phones, shall we?
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Post by Cheryl Cole on Feb 12, 2017 7:09:57 GMT
Cheryl calls from the gym: "Dang! There she goes with the Dr. Who props! Mind you, I wasn't born in Hawaii! Grr... Well, you got some nerve to act like a champion all the frickin' time but hey, I'm like Dan Marino of the BBU! The best there ever was - without the rings! Still, I'm way more qualified to be the face of this organization even if nobody shows me the respect I fully deserve. My time will come though... one way or another and that includes snatching your wig, Jenna! Btw, I saw your win on the Wannabees card on ESPN. Well, that was nice. Nice for a trashy Blackpool bimbo like you. But don't become too friendly with that slaghead Hudgens... both of them even! You should remember that you're not American and never will be. And Vanessa Hudgens will always treat you like a mere English pushover... I'll always find a place for you in my schedule but after years of getting scorned, I won't be rolling out the red carpet just yet! See ya in Newcastle soon, bytch! The place where REAL champions are born!"
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Post by girlsfriday on Feb 12, 2017 8:57:50 GMT
Ivana Baquero:OK first up you Cheryl frickin Cole! you're famous for either a) whose cheating on you this week? (I wonder why they keep doing that hmm...) or b) if you are pregnant or not. In no way is it to do with if you have talent or not, people recognise me for talent, on a film or TV set and now inside that ring, now that I'm based in Newcastle for training, maybe someday I can show you what talent looks like in person. Now to Porky Pig wannabe Jenna or is it Miss Piggy now? I don't know if you have a spineless Kermit hiding behind you because I assume with your looks that you're a virgin. You know I am happy to rip you apart inside and outside the ring, so I wouldn't push it if I were you, I mean that title would look perfect around my toned waist or my strong shoulders, honed from lifting your fat ass around a ring when we "wrestled" Oh and don't mention awards, I was winning film awards as a young kid, while you were sleeping in a pig pen in that soap that nobody under the age of 60 watches, what was it again you were on when I was in Pan's Labyrinth? Here's me at an award show not long ago, I'm sure if you ever learn to act, I can personally hand your award to you, in your back bytch!
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Post by Jenna Louise Coleman on Feb 14, 2017 16:04:53 GMT
Cheryl calls from the gym: "Dang! There she goes with the Dr. Who props! Mind you, I wasn't born in Hawaii! Grr... Well, you got some nerve to act like a champion all the frickin' time but hey, I'm like Dan Marino of the BBU! The best there ever was - without the rings! Still, I'm way more qualified to be the face of this organization even if nobody shows me the respect I fully deserve. My time will come though... one way or another and that includes snatching your wig, Jenna! Btw, I saw your win on the Wannabees card on ESPN. Well, that was nice. Nice for a trashy Blackpool bimbo like you. But don't become too friendly with that slaghead Hudgens... both of them even! You should remember that you're not American and never will be. And Vanessa Hudgens will always treat you like a mere English pushover... I'll always find a place for you in my schedule but after years of getting scorned, I won't be rolling out the red carpet just yet! See ya in Newcastle soon, bytch! The place where REAL champions are born!" Trust me, Cheryl, you can act like you're the best ever but we are going to find out who truly is the best in the BBU when you stop running and step into the ring with the undisputed P4P best British flyweight of all time. I definitely respect you, but in my eyes, you are second best and the rest of the league would agree with me. As far as Nessa, I certainly don't trust her and won't anytime soon, not completely, but she is a teammate and she's stuck by me so far. More than I can say for you and your stable, you Newcastle nitwit! But, I've never scorned you and so, I expect to find a place in your schedule soon. Though, given my busy schedule both here and in the FCBA, I don't know when I'll find time for you either! Honestly, as the face of the BBU and for British power worldwide, you should be fitting into MY schedule and not the other way around. We'll find some place and time to fight, Cheryl, because I am NOT going to tolerate your disrespect any more, understand? You and me - it's happening!
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Post by Jenna Louise Coleman on Feb 14, 2017 16:09:54 GMT
Now to Porky Pig wannabe Jenna or is it Miss Piggy now? I don't know if you have a spineless Kermit hiding behind you because I assume with your looks that you're a virgin. You know I am happy to rip you apart inside and outside the ring, so I wouldn't push it if I were you, I mean that title would look perfect around my toned waist or my strong shoulders, honed from lifting your fat ass around a ring when we "wrestled" Oh and don't mention awards, I was winning film awards as a young kid, while you were sleeping in a pig pen in that soap that nobody under the age of 60 watches, what was it again you were on when I was in Pan's Labyrinth? It's so rich to hear you, of all people, call anybody a fat ass, Ivana! When I kicked your fat ass around the ring, you know I beat the crap out of you and I'm happy to do it again sometime soon. In terms of my career, I'll be happy to stack my acting credentials against yours anytime as the show you can't seem to recall is Emmerdale and better than being on a show that nobody watches now, like the Shannara Chronicles, right? But, trust me, I'm going to rack up more awards this year for acting in Victoria and here in the BBU - probably for beatdown of the freaking year on your chubby ass, Ivana, if you ever manage to get up to face me again! I am going to ruin you, Ivana and you are going to regret ever messing with me!! Just bring it on anytime!!
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Post by girlsfriday on Feb 14, 2017 17:10:52 GMT
Ivana Baquero:Grr..Jenna I think that plastic crown you were on another old person show. I mean seriously do you like being an oldmans young bit stuff on their arm, maybe I should call you gold digger. But we both know the only awards you won on Emmerdale was best in show on the farmyard circuit miss piggy. Also last time I checked, I had you pinned on a wash basin as you had cowardly attacked Sophia Bush, maybe you'll like to do it to my face and see what it gets you. mark my words, while you sit on your throne, somehow getting fatter, I'm doing weights, sparring, running the roads and even doing extra work outside the gym like ballet, so I can dance around YOUR CHUBBY ASS and rip that crown off your head! Does this look a fat ass?
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Post by girlsfriday on Feb 14, 2017 17:15:49 GMT
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Post by Jenna Louise Coleman on Feb 15, 2017 16:08:51 GMT
Ivana Baquero:Grr..Jenna I think that plastic crown you were on another old person show. I mean seriously do you like being an oldmans young bit stuff on their arm, maybe I should call you gold digger. But we both know the only awards you won on Emmerdale was best in show on the farmyard circuit miss piggy. Also last time I checked, I had you pinned on a wash basin as you had cowardly attacked Sophia Bush, maybe you'll like to do it to my face and see what it gets you. mark my words, while you sit on your throne, somehow getting fatter, I'm doing weights, sparring, running the roads and even doing extra work outside the gym like ballet, so I can dance around YOUR CHUBBY ASS and rip that crown off your head! Does this look a fat ass? Is this a trick question, Ivana? Yes - you look like a fat ass. I am sitting on the throne and if you're not careful, your chubby face might be next, big ass Baquero. I'm in better shape than I've ever been in my career, just working to make sure that the BBU is represented by the absolute best and that's me. I took it back from the Japanese to make sure that the title stays on British soil and I'm not about to let some Spanish skank take it next. I know you freaking ambushed me at that birthday party, but next time we meet, it's going to be just you and me - nobody there to stop me from kicking your dumpy ass. So, bring it on, Ivana and if you come at the queen, you better not fail. Because I am going to own your fat ass when you do, understand?
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Post by girlsfriday on Feb 16, 2017 9:40:38 GMT
Ivana Baquero:are we rewriting history now? I mean you should be used to it being on that god awful Victoria, I mean she really wasn't that fat when she was young fat? Or could they not afford to pay a real actress.. I remember you ambushing Bush, but anytime you want to meet privately, I'm always open to slapping you silly and putting you under my foot where you belong. Just be happy I still have a fight in front of me first, once I overcome that, I don't know what's next but I sure as hell would love to rip you apart.
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