Press Conference at Tamara's
Jan 17, 2022 9:10:32 GMT
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Post by Tamara Ecclestone on Jan 17, 2022 9:10:32 GMT
(Press conference taking place at Tamara Ecclestones mansion in her ballroom, the worlds media is in the room as a podium has been set up at the bottom of a large staircase, Tamara in a blue dress with black heels walks down the steps to the podium)
Tamara: I called you all here to make a special announcement, I have been boxing in the BBU these past few years and do you know what I have concluded? It is in need of a real facelift, too much skanks and low life's call themselves celebrities and have the nerve to think they are at my level.
So I plan on changing things the best way possible, by bringing a new stable to the BBU, one run by me and my best friend Petra!
(The sister of Tamara, Petra Ecclestone walks down the same steps that Tamara did, wearing a silver dress as she comes down to hug her sister, Petra now taking her place at the podium as Tamara steps to the side)
Petra: thank you dear sister, I have watched my sister be treated with no respect off women who should be oil wrestling in bars or topless foxy boxing in strip clubs, where the hell do the likes of Kate Upton and Bethany Lily April get off talking down to Tamara!
When she came to me with the idea of forming a stable with real class, I was happy to put in my share to get it off the ground, we have always worked hard to be as beautiful and as successful as we can be, with me running the day to day business deals, while Tamara does marketing and kicking these s**ts bums, oh but you want to know the name for our venture right?
(Tamara stands to Petra's right side, they hold hands as they raise their other arms in the air with a beaming smile, down comes a large black banner with the stables name on, in glittery blue it says "Diamond Elite Boxing" with a picture of a diamond behind it)
Tamara: while Gold is wonderful, diamonds are a girls best friend and truly what makes a classy woman whole, we aim to bring a true elitism to the BBU, wash away the days of page three models and women who enjoy flashing their boobs for a living, we will show what being rich brings you, success, class and privilege.
Petra: though it won't just be Tamara fighting for us, even if she could damn well win all the titles in the BBU herself, we have looked over the past month for talent that is fitting of our standards, who have real pedigree like we do.
Tamara: so first someone you BBU fans will know, someone who told us the horrors of being in the Beevers Babes stable, where she was made to see some disgusting things involving let's say toys and dog leashes, from "Grey's Anatomy" and the "Tomb Raider" games, the real Lara Croft, Camilla Luddington!
Camilla walks down the steps wearing a black dress, once at the bottom she hugs Tamara and Petra, giving each a kiss on their cheeks as the Ascot born actress is given a diamond necklace as seemingly her sign of acceptance into the stable, then she is given a moment at the podium)
Camilla: I am so glad to join this new stable, I know both sisters from our younger days in high society, when Petra asked me to join it was yes right away, I mean after seeing the horrors in my last stable and even being forced to be a part of them, like oil wrestling Alesha f**king Dixon.. Pardon my French there but it was horrible!
Petra; (Putting her right arm around Camilla's shoulders) there.. There Camilla, you are in a better place now, we won't be having strange men in our gym or topless grapples, you'll be treated with the respect you deserve.
Tamara: OK next to join our stable is someone Petra has told me about, she is bred into royalty, had a big role in "Black Sails* while also modelling, please applaud our second signing Lady Clara Paget.
(Clara walks down to the podium wearing a white dress, she waves to the cameras with a warm smile, she shakes hands with Petra and Tamara, then gets her own necklace given by Petra)
Clara: I've always said that I will try something new in my life, acting came naturally to me and I have fought for my honour before, so don't think because I am a lady that I do not know how to fight, just I know how to act while these other actresses and models should be made to fight in cages, I will not descend to your level.
Petra: finally we have one more fighter, now I'll admit this is someone that Clara told us to sign, I was worried at first but since meeting her I can see why Clara is friends with her, so please welcome the true European Champion, Cara Delevingne.
(Cara walks down the aisle in a red dress, smiling at Clara as she blows her a kiss, then nods to Tamara and Petra before getting her necklace)
Cara: I am probably as stunned as some of you are that I am here, but Clara told me how much she wanted me in the stable, we have become close friends over the years, I hope that finally I can fulfil my destiny and win a world title, whether in the BBU or in the FCBA, I am elite.
Tamara: yes you are Cara, so one last piece of news, we of course need someone to train us, get us into top shape and all that, so we scoured the UK and decided that someone who is fitter then most of these w***es we will be fighting should be our coach, so we have signed Davina McCall.
(Unlike the fighters and stable owners coming down the stairs, Davina has to walk through a door at the right hand side of the ballroom and walk to Tamara and Petra in her own black dress, waving to the journalists with an excited look)
Petra: that's our stable, we might sign more worthy fighters or trainers in time, for now these women will train hard, eat the best food and will show the BBU fans what true class is, we will hold events on these grounds and at Tamara's Los Angeles home, along with her yacht, you can thank us all later, for now it's time we get to work.
Tamara: I called you all here to make a special announcement, I have been boxing in the BBU these past few years and do you know what I have concluded? It is in need of a real facelift, too much skanks and low life's call themselves celebrities and have the nerve to think they are at my level.
So I plan on changing things the best way possible, by bringing a new stable to the BBU, one run by me and my best friend Petra!
(The sister of Tamara, Petra Ecclestone walks down the same steps that Tamara did, wearing a silver dress as she comes down to hug her sister, Petra now taking her place at the podium as Tamara steps to the side)
Petra: thank you dear sister, I have watched my sister be treated with no respect off women who should be oil wrestling in bars or topless foxy boxing in strip clubs, where the hell do the likes of Kate Upton and Bethany Lily April get off talking down to Tamara!
When she came to me with the idea of forming a stable with real class, I was happy to put in my share to get it off the ground, we have always worked hard to be as beautiful and as successful as we can be, with me running the day to day business deals, while Tamara does marketing and kicking these s**ts bums, oh but you want to know the name for our venture right?
(Tamara stands to Petra's right side, they hold hands as they raise their other arms in the air with a beaming smile, down comes a large black banner with the stables name on, in glittery blue it says "Diamond Elite Boxing" with a picture of a diamond behind it)
Tamara: while Gold is wonderful, diamonds are a girls best friend and truly what makes a classy woman whole, we aim to bring a true elitism to the BBU, wash away the days of page three models and women who enjoy flashing their boobs for a living, we will show what being rich brings you, success, class and privilege.
Petra: though it won't just be Tamara fighting for us, even if she could damn well win all the titles in the BBU herself, we have looked over the past month for talent that is fitting of our standards, who have real pedigree like we do.
Tamara: so first someone you BBU fans will know, someone who told us the horrors of being in the Beevers Babes stable, where she was made to see some disgusting things involving let's say toys and dog leashes, from "Grey's Anatomy" and the "Tomb Raider" games, the real Lara Croft, Camilla Luddington!
Camilla walks down the steps wearing a black dress, once at the bottom she hugs Tamara and Petra, giving each a kiss on their cheeks as the Ascot born actress is given a diamond necklace as seemingly her sign of acceptance into the stable, then she is given a moment at the podium)
Camilla: I am so glad to join this new stable, I know both sisters from our younger days in high society, when Petra asked me to join it was yes right away, I mean after seeing the horrors in my last stable and even being forced to be a part of them, like oil wrestling Alesha f**king Dixon.. Pardon my French there but it was horrible!
Petra; (Putting her right arm around Camilla's shoulders) there.. There Camilla, you are in a better place now, we won't be having strange men in our gym or topless grapples, you'll be treated with the respect you deserve.
Tamara: OK next to join our stable is someone Petra has told me about, she is bred into royalty, had a big role in "Black Sails* while also modelling, please applaud our second signing Lady Clara Paget.
(Clara walks down to the podium wearing a white dress, she waves to the cameras with a warm smile, she shakes hands with Petra and Tamara, then gets her own necklace given by Petra)
Clara: I've always said that I will try something new in my life, acting came naturally to me and I have fought for my honour before, so don't think because I am a lady that I do not know how to fight, just I know how to act while these other actresses and models should be made to fight in cages, I will not descend to your level.
Petra: finally we have one more fighter, now I'll admit this is someone that Clara told us to sign, I was worried at first but since meeting her I can see why Clara is friends with her, so please welcome the true European Champion, Cara Delevingne.
(Cara walks down the aisle in a red dress, smiling at Clara as she blows her a kiss, then nods to Tamara and Petra before getting her necklace)
Cara: I am probably as stunned as some of you are that I am here, but Clara told me how much she wanted me in the stable, we have become close friends over the years, I hope that finally I can fulfil my destiny and win a world title, whether in the BBU or in the FCBA, I am elite.
Tamara: yes you are Cara, so one last piece of news, we of course need someone to train us, get us into top shape and all that, so we scoured the UK and decided that someone who is fitter then most of these w***es we will be fighting should be our coach, so we have signed Davina McCall.
(Unlike the fighters and stable owners coming down the stairs, Davina has to walk through a door at the right hand side of the ballroom and walk to Tamara and Petra in her own black dress, waving to the journalists with an excited look)
Petra: that's our stable, we might sign more worthy fighters or trainers in time, for now these women will train hard, eat the best food and will show the BBU fans what true class is, we will hold events on these grounds and at Tamara's Los Angeles home, along with her yacht, you can thank us all later, for now it's time we get to work.