Post by Vassago on Apr 21, 2022 18:34:16 GMT
Joanna Krupa vs Jordan Carver
(Lioness Club associate vs Black Eagle Boxing)
(4-6, 4 KO vs 3-9, 3 KO)
JMD Value: 36D (Natural) vs 30K (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE:
Miami-based Polish model Joanna Krupa is simply rolling lately and beating Charlize Theron twice in a span of six months indicates she's in for a massive run even on the wrong side of forty. She will celebrate her birthday on Saturday and treats her fans with a BBU comeback in jug muggin' rules having picked a very manageable opponent in Jordan Carver tonight.
The German glamour model has never established herself as a serious contender despite promising wins over Rhian Sugden and Yoko Matsugane over the years. She admits coach Gina Wild fell for the appearance fee but exploring the centuries old Germany vs Poland feud is always a good reason to enter the ring again regardless of the betting odds.
Joanna Krupa wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Jordan Carver wears a black bikini set & golden gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.Round 1:
Heavy jug slugging from the opening bell as Jordan tries to upstage the blonde and carries significant power supply from the south to lift the notorious objects only for the Polish woman to find even a better response as she squeezes the German's breasts against each other before driving a wild harpoon into the exposed navel afterwards. Ugh! Jordan slumps on her heels and suddenly has Joanna bursting through with more venom as she rocks the enhanced cleavage and pummels the stunned brunette onto the ropes. More vicious hits follow and leave Carver in all kinds of early both as she simply can't stop the flooding with Krupa working on speed dial to dominate the action. Eagles coach Gina Wild doesn't even bother to lose her temper though and watches on as the fellow German gets pounded by a superior opponent for remainder of the round. Joanna taunts the subdued foe to show some grit but there's nothing on display from Jordan come the final minute so the streamroll continues and leaves the glamour model aching her heart out at the bell.Round 2:
Joanna lets it rip from the inside and she beats Jordan for the initial contact which lifts the enhanced rack against the slumped chin. The German brunette tries to spin out of trouble but eats a quick hooking flick on the chin before Krupa settles down to punish her jugs again. One-sided beating on display thumps Carver onto the ropes and she can't even clinch the blonde who piles on more leather from both flanks and sends the outclassed German CRASHING DOWN ON HER KNEES when the punishment proves too much in the end. Woof! Jordan stares down at the canvas but makes a genuine effort to beat the count which she does at eight. However Joanna doesn't let her off the hook here and charges with more ruthless punches that crash into the K-sized cleavage and roll Jordan into a dejected punchbag for lack of a better word. The beatdown continues until Jordan SLIDES ON HER BACKSIDE and this time she slumps on her side with eyes closed during the count which is promptly waved off as a result! Brutal KO2 Joanna Krupa!!!AFTER:
There was nothing the German glamour model could have done about that one and she's barely regained her whereabouts when she finds herself straddled underneath Joanna's breasts who didn't even wait until the official verdict to smother the unfortunate loser out! Guess Krupa really wants to kick off her birthday weekend party early and once she leaves Jordan unconcious on the canvas the bikini top comes off as battle trophy as well.
Eagles coach Gina Wild admits she doesn't have the size to compete against Joanna but doesn't seem overly upset over the final outcome either: "We were the damn underdogs and well, Jordan didn't lose in the opening round! She can totally dominate some Page Three bimbos but Joanna - as tawdry as she is - offers a bigger upside as of today. We'll manage our schedule better next time. At least we got paid well enough to ease our pain!" (winks).Official Result: Joanna Krupa def. Jordan Carver KO2.
Post by Vassago on Apr 21, 2022 18:35:26 GMT
Dorota Rabczewska vs Lucy Mecklenburgh
(Lioness Club vs BBU Independent)
(21-10, 21 KO vs 3-8, 3 KO)
JMD Value: 35C (Enhanced) vs 32C (Natural)
Results: BBU: Story: VassagoBEFORE:
Former bantamweight champion Dorota Rabczewska is ready to enter the jug muggin' competition as she hopes to break out of her recent slump. Losing five out of the last six looks bad enough on paper that some pundits claim she might be past her boxing prime indeed. The Polish singer refuses to accept that narrative and vows to fast-track herself to the JMD title picture allthough stablemate Charlotte Church currently blocks that path.
Meanwhile former TOWIE starlet Lucy Mecklenburgh hopes to prove her jug muggin' worth and maybe score a famous upset over the former lineal champion. Those reality TV starlets are often dismissed as "weak" and "hittable" to quote the experts and Lucy's record is underwhelming to say the very least but Doda's arrogance could still backfire into her face - or cleavage - if she's not careful enough tonight.
Dorota Rabczewska wears a red bikini top, micro jeans mini-skirt & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Lucy Mecklenburgh wears a purple bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.Round 1:
Both girls throttle it in heavy slugging fashion which lifts all four objects on display and there's no second warning for all the jug punishment as Lucy shockingly scores the better punches when she drills the singer's solar plexus before looping a vicious hook on her jaw as well. Doda was so focused on the brunette's cleavage she failed to embrace that shot upstairs and it drops her off the mark as Lucy tackles her from both flanks to drill the eposed midsection come the second minute. Ugh! Dorota just can't follow through from the back foot and gets pounded onto the ropes with Lucy working the uppercut route on speed dial to trap the blonde on the turnbuckle with relative ease. So much for that lousy record, huh? TOWIE fans in overboost mode since Lucy hammers more leather into the singer's jugs and shuts her down thereafter before booming another hook on the temple that slumps Rabczewska for good. Maybe those pundits were right after all and the former champion is truly past her prime?Round 2:
Dorota storms back to haul a decent uppercut rally from the inside but Lucy is visibly encouraged by that opening round and slugs it back to trigger another hectic dispute in the center of the ring. She fails to break the singer's resilience this time and eats more power punches instead until Doda pays back the head-hunting favor and rips a left cross on the brunette's eye. Ref allows a single punch stray off target and it's that one punch which wobbles Mecklenburgh on her heels while Rabczewska blitzes her rack with more heavy uppercuts thereafter. She pummels the Essex babe onto the ropes and glues her mitts into her midriff forcing the younger woman to seek a desperate clinch come the final stretch. Doda has none of it though and smacks a steady uppercut rally to punish the brunette's rack and we're all square after two rounds.Round 3:
Lucy tries to inject some pace into her performance but Doda stuffs her with another classic uppercut pounce and profits from a clash of heads to drop a vicious harpoon on the liver area that freezes the Essex woman in the center of the ring. Rabczewska dings a stray elbow into her tits and beats her for another harpoon rally moments later again... Lucy has to bail out of the phone booth stance and loses style marks weaving away from the Polish singer during the second minute. Doda taunts her verbally but works the left/right series and tracks Lucy down in the corner where another back & forth exchange follows. More jugs are lifted and the dispute is too close to call until Dorota hurts the younger woman with a stinger on the liver area and sinks her into spasms when she adds another powerful uppercut on target right at the bell.Round 4:
Dorota gets more aggressive again and starts to really lay it into the brunette's chest while Lucy's response isn't of the highest order anymore as she gets wrapped into a jug muggin' vacuum and aches her pains out to fuel more vicious shots from the Polish singer. Doda rattles the uncomfortable Brit and drops her into loud shrieks when she drills her in the solar plexus before tackling the liver area for a good measure. Lucy spins away from the phone booth but runs out of space and falls on the ropes where Rabczewska nails her from the inside and starts pouring the uppercut heat until she breaks Mecklenburgh's resistance just before the two-minute mark. DOWN GOES LUCY unable to take the punishment anymore. Doda quickly struts back to her corner but she wants to resume the action ASAP and Lucy cuts a vulnerable figure when she beats the count at seven. Here comes the Polish Queen Bee... she hammers a hard combo from each side before pounding away at the brunette's rack from the south again. Lucy's chin slumps amid the ordeal and she gets caught on it with some follow throughs... Doda screams in anger but the uppercut heat does the trick and FLOORS THE BRIT for the second time deep into the run. Uh-oh! Lucy sits down on the canvas before rolling onto her side and she can no longer stay in this fight. She gets counted OUT with merely four seconds left on the clock! KO4 Dorota Rabczewska!!!AFTER:
The former bantamweight champion breaks the jug muggin' maiden and takes it out on the aching brunette once the gloves are removed. She grabs Lucy by the hair and drags her to the center of the ring where she enjoys riding her face while applying the schoolgirl pin as well. A few slaps to the face soften Lucy even further and she admits 'Doda is the rightful queen on the night!'. The Polish singer then slides down her enhanced chest over the Brit's head and promptly smothers her out much to the crowd's delight.
It's been a brave performance from Mecklenburgh tonight but she's still not good enough to trouble former champions - either slumping or rising!
Meanwhile BBU TV's Denise van Outen wants to know what Doda's future JMD plans are in case Charlotte Church remains the champion beyond the upcoming PPV: "I've got some names on my radar. Emily Scott is one and Emma Glover is another. I'd love to destroy Katie Price too but that old slapper couldn't last a single round against a flyweight so I presume she is DONE even as luxury gatekeeper!" (giggles).Official Result: Dorota Rabczewska def. Lucy Mecklenburgh KO4.