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Post by Vassago on Jun 18, 2022 3:38:36 GMT
Members of the Lioness Club and Frankie's Foxes have teamed up for a boxing session in the Cardiff Arena which could serve as a prelude to a proper stable war later this season.
Let's join Denise van Outen who delivers the play-by-play BBU TV commentary.
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Post by Vassago on Jun 18, 2022 3:38:57 GMT
Kimberley Walsh vs Charlotte Crosby (Lioness Club vs Frankie's Foxes) (10-25, 10 KO vs 4-7-1, 4 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Former Girls Aloud fan favorite Kimberley Walsh is on the wrong side of 40 and she might hang up her gloves sooner rather than later but she gets into the ring one more time to face the unpredictable Charlotte Crosby who is still looking for a genuine breakthrough having been elbowed out of the spotlight by fellow Geordie Shore frenemy Vicky Pattison. It's anyone's guess whether Charlotte is a solid contender or "just another loud-mouth from Sunderland" to quote anonymous sources inside the Foxes building. Charlotte lost six of her last seven bouts so the writing is on the wall and BBU TV's Denise van Outen claims if she can't put away the struggling Lioness cougar then she will never reach a certain level of respect around the organization. Kimberley Walsh wears a black one-piece swimsuit & red gloves. Shoulder lenght dyed blonde hair straight. Charlotte Crosby wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. Round 1:Kimberley tries to get some early hits going but Charlotte comes in with supreme confidence and bashes out the head-hunting anger to stuff the Bradford veteran to the spot. She glues her mitts into the blonde's face and splits the non-existent high-guard with ease knocking the singer back to the ropes. Kimba lands a couple of head shots amid all this traffic jam but she's unable to shake the Mackem lass off and has to soak up more brutal action as Crosby unloads the haywire production from both flanks. Ugh! She tears a small gash under the left eye and knocks more clear punches into the singer's face before a chopping shot on the navel takes the air out of the blonde's lungs. Ugh! Walsh can only clinch the Mackem woman but still eats a heavy dose of harpoons and might consider herself lucky she didn't go down for the count during this one-sided opener. Round 2:No such luck in the second as Charlotte wraps the slow-moving singer into another leather bubble where she wrecks her nostrils into a blood-seeping mess inside the opening minute. A wild double on each temple wobbles Kimberley into a loud whimper as Crosby shatters her jaw with a right hook moments later. Uh-oh! The blonde veteran slides onto her knees and stays down on all fours until the last moment but it's a slow recovery at the count of eight with blood stains marking the canvas already. Kimba nods back at the referee but she's unable to fend off another vicious jabbing rally with Charlotte all over her in no time. Heavy slaps add to the swollen mess and Walsh is getting pounded senseless in the corner with Mel B. somehow refusing to throw in the towel. Shades of old Spice Girls vs Girls Aloud rivalry? Nevermind... Charlotte hammers more unanswered leather into the blonde's face and renders her out on her feet half-way through the round. "She's fookin' done! Finish her!!", Myleene Klass shouts from the Foxes corner so Charlotte delivers the last punch that almost breaks Kimberley's nose... or maybe it actually does? DOWN GOES WALSH and that might be the last time during her official BBU career. Don't bother with the count. It's all over. KO2 Charlotte Crosby!!! AFTER: Brutal victory for the notorious Mackem who claims she deserves more frickin' credit for her "heel" persona demeanour. Well, getting some wins first might help but Denise van Outen shuts down the hype as Kimberley Walsh is simply below any serviceable standards at this stage of her career. Lioness PR director Kate Garraway admits the Bradford cougar might be offered an official retirement bout later this summer but all signs point out she will be shelved on medical grounds following a suspected broken nose during this fight. It's always raining outside when you're heading for the exit door... Official Result: Charlotte Crosby def. Kimberley Walsh KO2.
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Post by Vassago on Jun 18, 2022 3:39:32 GMT
Ewelina Lisowska vs Perrie Edwards (Lioness Club vs Frankie's Foxes) (15-2, 15 KO vs 5-12, 5 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Former BBU flyweight champion Ewelina Lisowska returns to the ring to face the crowd favorite Perrie Edwards however this fight doesn't have any ranking value according to BBU TV's Denise van Outen which suggests fan service still pays a lot of money to go ahead with the idea. Ewelina admits she needs to shake off the rust and points out she's been contacted by the Romanian Invasion entourage over another fight opportunity next month: "Everyone can connect the dots. I had a great run with the belts but I was off for the last seven months so here we are. Perrie is a perfect opponent to feel that boxing bug again. Crowd loves her and I'd love to knock her out too!" (giggles). Ewelina Lisowska wears a crimson red bikini set & white gloves. Long black hair tied in a braid. Perrie Edwards wears a pink bikini set & silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1:Perrie tries to get an early jump on the former champion but struggles to split the stubborn high-guard and gets picked off over the top instead as Ewelina quickly establishes the supreme order. She bashes the fellow singer in the face and connects with several crisp shots to wobbles the Little Mix stunner onto her heels. Another hard left and Perrie has to bail out of the exchange and Lisowska is generous enough to let her get away with the retreat. No need to panic here for the Lioness as Edwards is probably the one that has to take more risks but the action slows right down come the final minute and the Foxes supervisor Myleene Klass appears to be satisfied with that situation alone. Round 2:Another quick start from Edwards who lays a couple of good hooks into the brunette's face but she lacks true power supply to back the Polish girl onto the ropes and has to soak up another overhand counter-punching blast that drops her into visible trouble come the one-minute mark. Perrie tries to hassle herself through the scattered slugging but Lisowska steps up into her efforts and plugs a couple of high rollers on each temple before she smacks a right hook on the nose. Ugh! Edwards rolls down the curtains but stays up on her feet; she yields real estate following that combo and this time Ewelina pounces on the opportunity to pummel her onto the ropes in short order. Perrie has to slug it back at the older singer but finds thin air and Lisowska easily clean her up in the closing stages leaves the blonde with a couple of nasty shiners under the left eye. Round 3:Ewelina pulls the slugging trigger in more efficient fashion and hassles the County Durham native all over the ring as Perrie's aggressive approach has all but vanished in the so called meantime. Myleene Klass looks even more upset in the corner but BBU TV is unsure whether it's because of Edwards' lack of progress in the ring or the fact Ola Jordan is busy attending to Frankie Cocozza in the VIP lounge.... back inside and Ewelina rattles the blonde back to the ropes where she works some half-hearted harpoons just to keep the blonde pinned in a hole. Perrie swings over the top to land a single punch here and there but she's unable to shake off the former champion and has to clinch her in desperate fashion thereafter. Round 4:More hard-hitting menace from Lisowska who cuts the blonde up below the right eye for a change and then bangs a left/right combo on each temple to sink the Geordie singer into genuine spasms. Perrie gets stuck on her heels and fails to raise her gloves when the Polish foe doubles down on the hooking delivery... she nails the blonde on each temple before dropping a low shot on the navel that SENDS EDWARDS DOWN ONTO HER KNEES... the former champion struts to her corner where she high-fives coach Mel B. alas there's more work to be done as Perrie gets back to her feet at seven and claims she's not quite finished yet. She gives it another try but Lisowska works the overhand to dig more leather into the blonde's face and makes her gurgle in pain just past the two-minute mark. The action heads onto the turnbuckle where Edwards gets bashed into a standstill and begins to scowl over the limit while Ewelina methodically works her over until Myleene Klass THROWS IN THE TOWEL on Frankie's orders. TKO4 Ewelina Lisowska!!! AFTER: The Foxes entourage doesn't seem too upset over this result as Perrie isn't a designated contender at this stage even though the blonde operator indicates she still could have given the former champion some trouble tonight. Thanks but no thanks and Frankie C. is better off protecting one of his girls from more damage. There is more money to be won with Perrie staying away from the injured list! Meanwhile Ewelina is happy to get through this fight without a real scare and confirms she accepted the Romanian Invasion challenge and will take on fellow singer Inna sometime next month. This clash was long overdue to happen according to many BBU pundits & fans alike. Official Result: Ewelina Lisowska def. Perrie Edwards TKO4 (Corner Stoppage).
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Post by Vassago on Jun 18, 2022 3:40:31 GMT
Mandy Capristo vs Jade Thirlwall (Lioness Club vs Frankie's Foxes) (15-10, 15 KO vs 7-7, 7 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: German singer Mandy Capristo looks for a signature win that vaults her into the otherwise crowded flyweight title contention and she might have just found the perfect opponent in Jade Thirlwall who is widely viewed as a much better fighter than her record indicates. The South Shields pocket dynamo posted a respectable 3-4 record on the other side of the Atlantic while in the BBU almost all of her losses have come at the hands of former champions or title challengers outright. This is still the same Jade T. who blasted out Camila Cabello not once but twice and BBU TV's Denise van Outen claims she'd have been a BBU champion many moons ago if only stable manager Frankie Cocozza set his priorities straight. Flipping Myleene Klass and Ola Jordan through the sheets ain't the way to go, sir! Mandy Capristo wears a red bikini set & golden gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Jade Thirlwall wears a white bikini set & pink gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1:Mandy is ready to roll out with the slugging heat and she makes sure Jade spends the opening minute of the round in hectic retreat as the punches fly thick & fast alright. The early combo cashes in on target and drops the younger singer out of the zone with Mandy plugging away in high demand. Jade uses her quick footwork to spin out of more trouble but she doesn't quite tame the furious German attack with a mild-mannered counter-punching effort and yields additional real estate when Capristo whacks her up the chimney. Both women tangle along the ropes where Jade is seemingly able to limit the damage at first but Mandy then charges up her gut and pummels the exposed ribcage slumping the Geordie singer into loud shrieks come the bell. Huh! Some worried looks in the Foxes entourage already! Round 2:Jade realizes she has to recover her grounds quickly but Mandy's superior slugging delivery keeps her very much honest during the second round as well. Just no way through the German buzzsaw with Mandy working on head-hunting speed dial. The audience counts on a whirlwind punch to settle this one but Thirlwall maintains the lithe mobility to avoid a looming disaster even though she's not winning any bonus points by sheer defensive skills. She almost defaults the round on purpose while Capristo is happy to empty her pockets as she beats the English singer by the numbers. Jade tells Myleene Klass to zip it during the interval and Foxes owner Frankie C. remains more interested in Ola Jordan's cleavage over in the VIP lounge for the time being. Rounds 3 & 4:Finally a promising series from the Geordie singer who cracks leather into the German's midsection before working downstairs in the phone booth to neutralize Capristo's high-octane delivery. Jade settles down to beat the exposed ribcage like a drum but Mandy's desperate heave over the top allows her to avoid more punishment and she shakes off the fellow brunette down the stretch. However some air supply has been removed from Mandy's lungs and she struggles to connect with more slugging hits while Thirlwall pancakes the midriff to get on the board. More of the same in the fourth as Jade is able to dominate the phone booth exchange; she digs deep to pound the German's ribcage and the Lioness singer has to salvage a clinching stalemate down the stretch. Both women also clash heads amid a mad scramble for physical supremacy but Denise van Outen calls the fight even on points after four. Round 5:Jade begins to outwork the older singer upstairs as well and shows superior command thumping hard leather into Mandy's face. The Lioness fighter refuses to blink at first but then realizes she's getting pounded outright and tries to stall the action with a blatant clinching attempt. Jade bumps her off and drives a left hook on the jaw before another looping shot finds the eye. Mandy stumbles to her heels and has no room to escape a gut-checking series that reels her onto the ropes where Thirlwall continues to hammer extra pressure. As stubborn as the German girl is, she folds into loud spasms come the final minute and leaves the Foxes corner celebrating at the bell over the overall momentum change. Round 6:Mandy tries to regain her superior slugging stance but she's too slow for the Geordie opponent who ducks underneath the initial attempt and lays it into the toned abs instead. Ugh! Jade cranks up the body assault volume and rips more leather down in the hole before Capristo simply checks out of the haze... she stumbles back onto the ropes and freezes for a precious moment as Jade NAILS her with a right hook on the ear. Oi, Mandy! DOWN GOES THE LIONESS BRUNETTE onto her back amid another loud cheer from the Cardiff audience. Mel B. tries to urge her fighter to get back onto her feet however Mandy only sits up at seven and appears to have completely lost her awareness. Oh, wait... she gets up at nine after all... she doesn't respond to the ref though and slumps into his embrace with another quiet whimper so the fight is stopped!!! TKO6 Jade Thirlwall!!! AFTER: Jade performs a backflip in the center of the ring and begins to dance inside the ropes as the dazed German opponent is escorted back to the Lioness corner. Meanwhile Foxes PR director Myleene Klass enters the ring and promises to answer the demand for more Jade T. action in the foreseeable future: "I realize Holly Hagan is enjoying her spotlight in the sun right now and there's always tension among those North East girls. But we've got the one-two punch covered so it's only a matter of time before Jade earns herself another chance. She might be the best flyweight never to hold a lineal title out there. She truly deserves more credit than washed-up old hacks like Cheryl Cole and others!" Official Result: Jade Thirlwall def. Mandy Capristo TKO6.
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