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Post by Vassago on Dec 22, 2022 16:09:43 GMT
BBU travels to Wembley Arena in London to host the final card before the monthly PPV to be held on Boxing Day.
Let's join Denise van Outen who anchors the BBU TV coverage.
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Post by Vassago on Dec 22, 2022 16:10:26 GMT
Jugs of Mass Destruction Gemma Merna vs Melissa Riso (Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs BBU Independent) (18-21-1, 16 KO vs 1-0, 1 KO) JMD Value: 38G (Enhanced) vs 32C (Enhanced) Results: Lookout!; Story: VassagoBEFORE: The 'Hollyoaks' legend Gemma Merna is ready to make a big push for BBU JMD title and has set up a jug muggin' clash against the American glamour model Melissa Riso who offers mysterios upside after beating Bianca Gascoigne on her debut back in 2019. The very small sample size doesn't mean Riso is a low-hanging fruit and we've seen enough upset results recently but Merna claims she's got extended plans how to reclaim the BBU title she held three years ago and she won't be denied at the first obstacle. Gemma Merna wears a pink bandeau bikini top, black hip-huggers & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. Melissa Riso wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply. Round 1:Melissa jumps into a hectic attack and connects with the blonde's rack from each side before thumping her in the solar plexus to force the British actress into similar slugging response. Gemma leans on the brunette and spikes her from the inside but Melissa fends off the challenge and whacks her in the mouth before going down to work on the cleavage again. She barks in her efforts and manages to lift the otherwise superior rack while backing Merna onto the ropes where she adds more leather on the exposed ribcage to slump her opponent into quiet spasms. Ugh! Most fans inside the Wembley Arena didn't quite expect Riso to come out in such positive fashion and she keeps mauling the Hollyoaks stunner until the bell finally halts her charge. Round 2:One bad round is nothing to worry about though and Gemma fires back in style bashing the American's rack from both flanks to raise the noise level inside the arena. Melissa tries to stay in the slugging lane but finds the tempo too hot following a nasty whack in the solar plexus that wobbles her onto her heels. She barely escapes a phone booth trap but Gemma hassles her around the area and drops more heavy bombs on target. Riso's defense leaks too many punches and she almost has no other option but to slug it right back at the Lincolnshire woman. It's a pleasing back & forth display of jug muggin' however it's Melissa who yelps a little louder come the bell and she gets belted in the liver area before the referee pulls Merna away into safety. Round 3:Melissa grinds out an uppercut connection in the opening minute as the British actress gets a little too careless in her approach before another shot in the liver area suddenly triggers a wild response from the American glamour model. Melissa blows up the blonde's rack from the south and lifts it into the slumped chin as Gemma has a hard time embracing the heat again. Riso whacks her across the mouth and shouts at her but quickly realizes the gloves should do all the talking so she resumes the slugging pounce and tries to punch Merna topless on the spot. Ugh! The British babe wobbles to her heels and gets thumped back to the ropes where Melissa works more hard leather punishing the ailing blonde who manages to survive the onslaught when her opponent runs out of juice at the last moment. However you can tell Gemma's boobs are hurting as she walks back to her corner with a painful look on her face. Round 4:Riso is ready to finish the allegedly ailing Brit off but Gemma's seen too much jug muggin' action over the years to fade away like that. She mounts a solid recovery to hijack the American's plans and the back & forth action continues in the center of the ring until the brunette gets whacked on the liver area and bends to the side in awkward fashion. Gemma shoves her back to the ropes and gets on with the uppercut blast as Melissa struggles to resume her stance and has to soak up a heavy leather rush up the middle. Gemma drills her in the solar plexus and carries a vicious double off her chest into the jaw that cripples Riso in the closing stages of the round. A few additional harpoons on the breadbasket are pure fan service at this stage with Melissa unable to respond before the bell either way. Round 5:Melissa hopes for a slam dunk turnaround but she walks into another uppercut rush early in the fifth and her subpar defense begins to look awfully unsustainable. Gemma splits her forearms with ease now and thumps more hard leather on target before she drills the solar plexus one time too many and drains enough energy from the brunette's lungs to make her cry out in pain. A swift hi-low charge bumps Riso onto the ropes where Merna drops a brutal liver shot to FOLD THE GLAMOUR MODEL INTO LOUD SPASMS. Ugh! A delayed reaction drops Melissa for the count a couple of seconds later and she sits down on her heels hugging the aching midriff until the ref shouts "TEN!!!" into her face. KO5 Gemma Merna!!! AFTER: Gemma twerks her enhanced rack to confirm she should never be counted out in JMD rules even at age 38 and she's off to her yoga tricks bending Melissa's aching body in all corners of the world while applying a special cross-body smother to cap off her performance. Denise van Outen is impressed to see the Hollyoaks veteran in such excellent physical shape and suggests it's gonna take years before Gemma really wears herself out and maybe she should start practicing yoga as well? The crowd roars on for more breast value and Merna keeps the smother on long after Melissa has passed out. That is true fan service from a girl who knows exactly what she's doing here! Official Result: Gemma Merna def. Melissa Riso KO5.
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Post by Vassago on Dec 22, 2022 16:11:18 GMT
Danielle Lineker vs Roxanne Pallett (BBU Independent vs Kear's Kats) (10-10, 9 KO vs 14-21, 14 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Welsh model Danielle Lineker comes off three straight wins over fellow cougars and feels confident enough to finally battle the controversial Roxanne Pallett who remains a household name in BBU despite all the off-screen drama in real life. These two veterans have never met before and the word backstage is that Ola Jordan has agreed to fight tonight's winner on the upcoming Boxing Day PPV. There is no love lost between Danielle & Roxy who engaged in a hairpulling catfight during the press conference that was eventually halted when the Welsh model kicked the actress in the groin to force the security crew into action. Roxy vows to find payback in the ring and she's in a feisty mood shadow boxing all the way while walking down the aisle. Danielle refuses to touch gloves with her during the introductions and we're set for a mean grudge fight according to Kate Abdo in the BBU TV booth. Danielle Lineker wears a red bikini set & green gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Roxanne Pallett wears a navy blue bikini set with black trim & white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. Round 1:Both women waste no time in letting the sparks fly and it's a quick series from Danielle who sets up immediate uppercut blast as Roxy was almost too brave to test out the model's approach and eats a hard shot in the nose that wobbles her onto her heels. Danielle cranks up the heat in the proverbial phone booth and lands several punches up the middle rolling Pallett back to the ropes as the Cumbrian lass stops the Welsh attack with her face! Lineker keeps thumping the subdued actress from both flanks and shuts her down behind a tight earmuff come the final minute which makes Kats coach Gail Kim extremely vocal in the corner. Lineker was supposed to be as manageable opponent as they come but she dominates the lacklustre actress instead and has to be pulled away by the ref at the bell. Round 2:Roxy seeks immediate redemption but she somehow leaks more punches during a feisty close range dispute in the opening minute. Danielle rides the hot hand to drop several clean shots into the fellow brunette's face before busting her in the chops with a swift change of ends. Roxanne barks in anger and finally mounts a significant rally to smack the model's head around alas Lineker refuses to back off and follows through with a good hook leaving a gash across Pallett's nasal ridge. "U bytch", Roxy loses her temper but a chaotic jabbing response fails to halt the Welsh charge and Danielle has a field day thumping the vulnerable actress from both sides until she slumps her against the turnbuckle in the closing stages of the round. Uh-oh! Gail Kim smacks Roxy with a towel during the break and it's almost panic station for the Kats! Round 3:Danielle feels like she's one good combo away from a famous victory and lashes out at the seemingly out of sorts opponent but Roxanne finally rises to the challenge and drops several quick hooks into the model's chest before she beats her for an uppercut swing that rattles the older brunette on the spot. Danielle barely expected such a power punch out of nowhere and she needs a few seconds to gather her thoughts however by the time she does Roxy is all over her punching her in the gut and lower... Ugh! A wild harpoon on the liver area neutralizes the Welsh stunner again and she takes another uppercut combo to slump into loud spasms as Pallett cleans out her pocket and leaves several visible marks around the midriff in the process. Round 4:Roxanne squares up to the older brunette and whacks her between the mitts with surprising ease, Danielle is happy to engage in trademark slugging contest but she can't quite follow through with her attacks anymore while Roxy becomes visibly more animated ever since coach Kim smacked her with that towel! She glues her mitts into Lineker's face and cuts her up below the left eye half-way through the round before belting the model in the navel again. Danielle works the single jab to keep the Cumbrian lass at bay but eventually runs out of real estate and has to accept the slugging drill again... with bad consequences! Roxy nails her with more head-hunting frenzy and shuts her down along the ropes before one gut punch too many folds the embattled model into painful spasms seconds before the bell. Roxy winds up to deliver the kill shot but Danielle bounces off the ropes to stay out of reach at the very last second. Round 5:Danielle has to soak up another slugging rush and this time Roxanne traps her in the hole for good as she trounces the Welsh guard with speed dial delivery. Ugh! Lineker's punching resistance abandons ship and leaves her nursing another nasty cut below the right eye before the former Emmerdale starlet drills her in the rack to drain even more energy out of her lungs. One shove later she's stranded at the ropes and the reaction time doesn't save her anymore when Roxy fires a right hook square on the nose TO DROP DANIELLE ONTO HER BACKSIDE!!! Huge roar from the Wembley Arena audience and it's curtains for the Welsh model once she realizes there's a stream of blood leaking from her nostrils. She stays down on her backside as the merciless count quickly passes her by! KO5 Roxanne Pallett!!! AFTER: Roxanne still has enough fans around BBU to celebrate a good victory but Denise van Outen questions if she can beat anyone under the age of forty anymore? That milestone date actually approaches Pallett herself who will turn four-oh in four days time - on Boxing Day no less. And what better way to celebrate the moment than fighting under BBU banner? Gail Kim announces the Cumbrian sexpot will grace the PPV line-up in vintage blonde vs brunette rivalry starring Ola Jordan in the opposite corner! Official Result: Roxanne Pallett def. Danielle Lineker KO5.
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Post by Vassago on Dec 22, 2022 16:14:05 GMT
Paula Tumala vs India Reynolds (Polish Beauty vs PageThrees) (1-0, 1 KO vs 6-1, 6 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Polish glamour model Paula Tumala enjoyed a very successful BBU debut earlier this month when she destroyed crowd favorite Alesha Dixon in three rounds but that performance won her little praise from India Reynolds who challenged the buxom blonde into a proper boxing test against a "real women of power": "Let's be honest, Alesha is a washed up tomato can these days so I can't understand how anyone considers beating her a success? This new blonde bimbo needs to learn some manners and she'll be kissing my butt once I'm done with her tonight!", India is no short of confidence speaking to BBU TV's Denise van Outen and she truly makes a great impression on the Polish rival who declines to address those comments for the time being. Former bantamweight champion Dorota 'Doda' Rabczewska makes a guest appearance in Paula's corner as the new Polish Beauty stable is ready to mount their full-time challenge amid rumours Lioness Club might release the singer to become CEO of the new fighting group. Paula Tumala wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. India Reynolds wears a blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. Round 1:India makes a better start and clobbers the blonde up the middle trying to knock her head off rather than going for the otherwise expected jug muggin' route. Paula gets caught out by the brunette's heavy slugging and yields real estate sooner rather than later but India just can't punch her into a proper trap along the ropes and has to chase her around the ring which opens a rare counter-punching chance come the final minute. India is almost too aggressive for her own good and leaks several shots when the Polish glamour model holds her ground and drops the defensive mindset just in time to land the best punch of the round that nails the Brit across the mouth and wobbles her onto her heels right at the bell. Round 2:Another aggressive pounce from Reynolds who really wants to impose her elite presence but the Polish blonde refuses to back off from the slugging lane and swings back at the pre-fight favorite. India looks a bit surprised the inexperienced rival matches her intensity and finally shows enough diversity to work the blonde to the body which brings her better results. She makes Tumala squeal when she plugs her in the navel and drops a not-so-stray elbow in the chest. More hits crash into the blonde's cleavage thereafter until Paula has the last laugh again as she smacks the Reading model in the jaw with another power punch to close out a very even round. Round 3:More back & forth slugging as Paula shows off her skills thumping the Brit in the chest but also gets whacked over the top before a clash of heads slows the action down... not for long though as the two hellcats keep dishing out hard leather and the PageThrees coach Sam Fox doesn't look so confident anymore since the Polish newcomer gradually works Reynolds down to the corner where she plugs her in the guts and forces a rare clinching attempt from the Reading glamour model. Ref takes a hands off approach which only makes Tumala more angry and she pummels the brunette's breadbasket once she shakes off the clinch to leave India gasping for air come the bell. Round 4:Paula lands a vicious combo on the boobs to open the fourth and finds more uppercut success from there on to wobble India onto her heels. Ugh! Some angry screams from coach Fox but India keeps leaking more leather in the phone booth and has to bail out into safety. She refuses to accept this struggle yet Paula blows her up to the cleavage and shoves her onto the ropes where she lands a hard one-liner on the brow ridge. Woof. India stumbles into loud spasms and spends majority of the final minute covered up in desperate earmuff while the Polish blonde rains punches all over her only to be denied by the bell. Cue in some wild taunting from Doda and the blonde tag-team is running hot right now! Round 5:India hopes to break the blonde's momentum by blasting her in the groin straight up but she fails to make a desired impact and gets caught flush on the jaw instead. Ugh! Paula works it from the inside to punish the brunette from point-blank range and she slumps the British model into more loud spasms before landing that one punch she was looking for all night... she SMOKES Reynolds on the ear hard enough to DROP HER DOWN ONTO HER KNEES amid a loud cheer from the Wembley Arena audience. Ugh! A lot of Polish fans here in London who celebrate this moment. India blinks frantically during the count but eventually gets up at seven only to find Tumala blasting her with another leather dose. She gets pummelled onto the ropes and slumps behind desperate earmuff again but Paula runs out of time to finish her off before the bell! The writing seems to be on the wall anyway... Round 6:India is slow to get up for the sixth and puts up minimal resistance when Paula drops the hammer down to cut her up below the left eye before a booming right hand nails the ailing brunette on the jaw. Even coach Fox has given up the hope and she's not wrong here as Tumala adds more uppercut menace to snap India's head back & forth until a left hook on the nose puts her out of her misery. India goes down and STAYS down on her back as the merciless count passes her by moments later. KO6 Paula Tumala in highly impressive fashion!!! AFTER: Some pundits refused to offer much praise when Paula knocked out the struggling Alesha Dixon earlier this month but a dominant performance over India Reynolds should turn some heads around BBU! Former champion Doda claims she can guide the fellow blonde into quick stardom but Denise van Outen wonders when this little thing called jealousy will come into effect? There is still no official word if Rabczewska leaves the Lioness Club to become a full-time owner and this mystery won't be solved until the new year. Meanwhile Samantha Fox reveals that India will be back in action very soon to fight fellow glamour model Kelly Hall on the upcoming Boxing Day PPV. Stay tuned! Official Result: Paula Tumala def. India Reynolds KO6.
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