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Post by Vassago on Feb 10, 2023 19:30:38 GMT
Jugs of Mass Destruction Helen Flanagan vs Katie Price (Kear's Kats vs Fight Club UK) (19-17, 18 KO vs 7-11, 6 KO) JMD Value: 32E (Natural) vs 32D (Enhanced) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: It's a high-profile match-up on the Gaslight undercard where Coronation Street's Helen Flanagan makes a welcomed return to JMD competition amid rumours she will finally throw it down versus Luisa Zissman in the foreseeable future. Meanwhile Katie Price provides more smoke than actual fire as usual and claims she deserves more credit for being the supreme name on the card. It's just down to host Bianca Gascoigne's alleged jealousy that the Brighton native isn't getting more respect but even BBU TV's Denise van Outen points out that six straight defeats probably have something to do with it as well... Helen Flanagen wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Katie Price wears a purple bikini set with black trim & white gloves. Long dyed black hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1:Katie believes her opponent will struggle to make a quick impact but she gets pounded straight up the middle in the early stages as Helen shows no signs of rustiness and she clobbers the brunette's rack from the south before lacing a left hook on the jaw to slump the glamour model on her heels. Ugh! Katie has to get going here but she bounces off the blonde's forearms and eats more menacing leather as Helen glues her mitts on the enhanced target and backs the otherwise stunned cougar onto the ropes. A low shot on the groin makes Price gurgle in anger but she only meets more powerful strikes that dissect her guard and force her into a slugging response that clips the blonde's rack in less than impressive fashion. Meanwhile Flanagan keeps plugging away in fury and leaves the Brighton woman mouthing off at the bell before a late hook on the solar plexus spins Katie onto the side with even louder whimper. Round 2:Helen scrubs off the initial uppercut connection and blasts the glamour model up the middle again before booming a right cross on the jaw. Katie barks in anger but she simply cannot match the blonde's intensity and gets outworked in the hole while trying to keep pace. Helen drills her solar plexus repeatedly and slumps her back against the turnbuckle before a booming left hook catches both the rack and the slumped chin to send Price into all kinds of bother. She bellows out against the post and fails to buckle up when Flanagan ROASTS her with an uppercut double. Uh-oh!!! Katie's rack goes up and the owner goes DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE amid a loud cheer from the Gaslight patrons. "Stay down, ye filthy cow!!!", Helen screams at the fallen brunette but Katie refuses to give up her challenge. She rises upright at seven and vows to slam some leather into the blonde's cleavage but Helen spins away from the initial charge and drops the hammer from each side to squeeze the model's breasts and almost spill them out into the open. Going topless has never bothered Katie too much but she only eats more hammer blows from point-blank range and goes numb when Flanagan pierces her solar plexus with one vicious shot too many. Ugh! The Brighton woman SLIDES ONTO HER KNEES just past the two-minute mark and crumbles into a heap moments later and this times she's left face-down on the canvas until the merciless count reaches ten! KO2 Helen Flanagan!!! AFTER: This was a furious boxing comeback from the Corrie actress who gets her gloves removed and drags Katie by the hair to the center of the ring. She slaps her face into additional lumps and rips the purple bikini top off before clawing that enhanced jug meat while Price screams out in pain but her head gets trapped between the blonde's thighs so she succumbs to the punishment and gets laid out underneath Helen's bumpers few moments later. The Manx babe rubs her set against Katie's face and smothers her out while pulling the left leg so far back it almost pulls the hamstring just to add to the pain factor. However most BBU fighters despise Price's unwarranted attention and will always go hard on her given the chance! The Gaslight audience wants to know if Helen finally agrees to follow up on the Luisa Zissman feud and fights her anytime soon; the Kats entourage is more than ready to go ahead with this fight: "That filthy slapper has it coming. Again! And this time there will be no late withdrawals. We're going all-in to whoop her sleazy ass!!!" Official Result: Helen Flanagan def. Katie Price KO2.
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Post by Vassago on Feb 10, 2023 19:31:54 GMT
Jugs of Mass Destruction @ Gaslight Club Bianca Gascoigne vs Jesy Nelson (3-11, 3 KO vs 1-10, 1 KO) JMD Value 34E (Enhanced) vs 34C (Natural) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Former Little Mix singer Jesy Nelson vows to make an impression in jug muggin' rules in order to salvage her BBU career but she's lost three straight in the genre and might have been making a wise choice here if only Bianca Gascoigne didn't actually enjoy a good spell as of late. The Gaslight Club manager knocked out both Jordan Carver and Charlotte Crosby in her last two bouts and even attracted attention from Marnie Simpson before salary dispute came into effect and postponed that fight until further notice. However in comes Jesy ready to steal the show again and one has to admire her courage... or her ego as the social media wisdom suggests. She keeps coming back for more and refuses to accept she's anything more but a glorified punchbag. Bianca Gascoigne wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair with blonde dye tied in a custom ponytail. Jesy Nelson wears a crimson red bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for bantamweight division. JMD rules apply. Round 1:Both women pour on the leather in vintage phone booth contact to immediately raise the noise inside the Gaslight. Bianca might be the host but there are some Jesy fans out there as well and they have plenty to celebrate when the singer secures a dominant uppercut blast and wobbles the blonde onto her heels before a booming left cross drops Gascoigne into early spasms. The veteran blonde tries to switch into a slugging exchange but Nelson must have taken some extra JMD lessons in the meantime as she rips the glamour model up the chimney and backs her onto the ropes where she adds more leather on target. Bianca's defense is almost non-existent but she clinches the singer before a standing headlock still gives Jesy the edge and the singer duly pummels the exposed ribcage to underline her dominance. Round 2:Bianca moves into a hectic jabbing drill and she clips the brunette's rack from each side before looping a wild cross on the nose to trigger an angry reaction from the younger woman. Jesy might be extremely hittable in her own right but she works more uppercut success to glue the Gaslight host to the spot and flirts with enough jabs to make her fanbase in the stands loud again. Both women settle for the old fashioned back & forth dispute however Gascoigne bails out of the trade first and whacks the singer on both temples before resuming the jug muggin' pounce. Ugh! Jesy barks in anger but she has to deal with more uppercuts piling into her rack and she drops into coverage along the ropes while Bianca evens the scorecards allthough she doesn't really punish the former Little Mixer. Round 3:Bianca seeks more uppercut success but eats a wicked shot on the solar plexus and Jesy flat out thumps her in the groin moments later before injecting a flurry of hooks into the blonde's cleavage. Bianca stumbles to the side and she has no time to even complain about that foul punch as she gets pounded back to the ropes where she has to apply the slugging exchange to keep the Nelson charge under control... uh-oh!!! Forget about it as Jesy drills her in the solar plexus again and bounces off the tits to crush into the jaw with a brutal double contact. Bianca wobbles forward to meet another uppercut stinger and slumps against the turnbuckle as Jesy tries to hammer her down for the count. Some hard licks for the Gaslight host who bellows out behind a tight earmuff alas Nelson just can't knock her down and yells in anger when the referee pulls her away at the bell. Bianca stumbles back to the corner and she looks anything but... Round 4:...in shape to fend off another slugging pounce as Jesy piles on the heat from point-blank range to brutalize the enhanced rack amid a loud noise from the Gaslight patrons. Bianca tries to find some response and she grazes the singer's cleavage but there is no weight behind those efforts while Jesy enjoys a dominant run punching the blonde's rack from each side before one harpoon on the solar plexus breaks Gascoigne's resilience for good. THE HOST GOES DOWN ON HER KNEES and hugs her aching boobs while Jesy taunts the audience into their loudest reaction once it becomes clear Bianca simply can't find the oxygen supply anymore. She remains on all fours when the count expires and Jesy kicks her in the ribs to flush her down on the canvas. KO4 Jesy Nelson!!! AFTER: No love lost here between two London girls and Jesy applies a rear naked choke while punching the aching Bianca in the tits before laying her down in a schoolgirl pin. Bianca tries to remind the singer she still owns this place but that's a futile pitch for glory as Jesy has suffered too many defeats over the years to let her moment of triumph go to waste like that. She demands a free Gaslight contract for the entire 2023 season and gets her wish before Bianca still gets smothered out but at least it was a quick procedure from the ex-Little Mix singer: "I've been doing my training over in East London just so everyone knows! Enough of all this slander and stuff. I am here to stay and punch everyone tits off! I warn everyone from Rhian Sugden to Imogen Thomas that I will earn my respect one way or another. This is step one! If anyone wants to try me in jug beating be my frickin' guest. I'm gonna camp right here for the next few months!" (winks). Official Result: Jesy Nelson def. Bianca Gascoigne KO4.
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Post by Luisa Zissman on Feb 12, 2023 10:23:59 GMT
So finally Helen is going to sign a contract to fight me and not just talk s**t over social media. This has been a long time coming me putting you in your place, lord knows I have offered to fight you anyway I could. Even mud wrestling was on the table and you didn't want to get a little dirt on you. JMD is perfect though because you have known deep down my tits are better then yours, I will finally prove it without a shadow of a doubt come fight night... Unless you claim to have a cold or a broken nail and pull out hmm.. I am simply better then you Helen from all angles, especially my boobs
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