Post by BBU TV on Mar 22, 2018 15:35:13 GMT
Hello everyone! This is Denise van Outen, your favorite BBU TV lead anchor speaking!
Since next week's Winter Thaw PPV appears to be loaded with exciting match-ups, I was asked by my close friend Tom Hilton what's my take on these fights. While I can't say I support every single girl that features on the card - and some are downright obnoxious - here are my predictions. I've been hanging around BBU longer than most so excuse me if not everyone agrees with these ideas:
MALESE JOW vs ROONEY MARA
This should be straight-forward, Rooney is brave enough to try her chances in the ring but Malese - allthough no veteran herself - has that mean look about her. I suspect she's gonna takes Mara to the cleaners. Winner: Jow by KO.
CHARLOTTE CROSBY vs LUCY MECKLENBURGH
There was a time when Lucy represented the absolute trash of BBU. But that was before Crosby joined the fun. I like Lucy better but I wouldn't support her over anyone else. Crosby will probably revert to some cheap shots or even proper JMD to somehow get the win. I hope she fails! Winner: Mecklenburgh by TKO but don't bet your house on it!
VERA BREZHNEVA vs TAMARA ECCLESTONE
The real question is whether Vera has recovered from the Doda fight? I hope she has because Tamara is right up there with Charlotte Crosby when it comes to my support - or lack thereof. She's only a few million richer but that's the trick. Tamara is here to annoy people because she can afford it. She will be spending a chunk of her fortune on facial reconstruction if Vera goes evil on her. Winner: Brezhneva by KO.
CLARA MORGANE vs DOROTA RABCZEWSKA
Okay, so this is the big rematch between the two. Doda won the first meeting but couldn't get past Una Healy which hi-jacked her bantamweight title plans. This could get real ugly, real quick since both these blondes hate each others' guts. I guess that has something to do with Clara's AV career. Yeah, right. Just ask Girls Friday whey they've signed both her and Maria Ozawa in first place? Back on topic, I think Clara takes her revenge and forces a third meeting to settle the score. We haven't heard the last of these two yet! Winner: Morgane by TKO.
VICTORIA JUSTICE vs OLA JORDAN
More American talent comes over to BBU but Victoria is a veteran here and clearly better than Rooney Mara. Then we have Ola Jordan who's seen it all but still got dumped by Girls Friday for being too old. She's back to her native Poland where she shares her talents as the star judge on Strictly Come Dancing. Does anyone think these dancers are way overrated anyway? Ola can dance all that she wants in the ring, she's not getting past being Justice's eleven years junior. I go with youth and talent. Winner: Justice by KO.
HANNAH FERGUSON vs HAILEY CLAUSON
Hannah Ferguson is like THE girl of the moment back in America. I don't know how much BBU paid her to make a visit here but she's gonna be all over the news! Clauson is a solid gatekeeper with huge potential but she keeps earning mismatches in the ring. The Vixens/Sirens front office are spinning some evil ways here to book this fight. Ferguson is the Alpha Blonde, she wins by KO.
PETRA NEMCOVA vs MELISSA SATTA
The Sirens are going for a slam dunk. This is the official welterweight title eliminator and well, Petra was a popular choice to become one regardless of circumstances until her own stable came calling courtesy of the enigmantic Ms Satta who makes her living in Italy. I went with youth in Justice/Jordan, I go with raw power here. I think Nemcova hits it harder than Satta but this remains a fight too close to call. This is welterweight after all. Winner: Nemcova by KO but don't bet your house on it!
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO vs SOPHIE TURNER
The lightweight title bout, Alessandra has turned so many heads since joining BBU it's almost criminal to bet against her but Sophie can pull it off. She's several years younger and could become a future BBU Hall of Famer. She's defeated two members of Girls Friday already (Kelly Gale and Jessica Michibata). She keeps her hot streak alive and strips Ambrosio off the title to become public enemy #1 over in Newcastle. Yeah, you can call it an upset but it's actually not. That's why I'm the expert, folks!
Like it or not, this is what the expert says!
Since next week's Winter Thaw PPV appears to be loaded with exciting match-ups, I was asked by my close friend Tom Hilton what's my take on these fights. While I can't say I support every single girl that features on the card - and some are downright obnoxious - here are my predictions. I've been hanging around BBU longer than most so excuse me if not everyone agrees with these ideas:
MALESE JOW vs ROONEY MARA
This should be straight-forward, Rooney is brave enough to try her chances in the ring but Malese - allthough no veteran herself - has that mean look about her. I suspect she's gonna takes Mara to the cleaners. Winner: Jow by KO.
CHARLOTTE CROSBY vs LUCY MECKLENBURGH
There was a time when Lucy represented the absolute trash of BBU. But that was before Crosby joined the fun. I like Lucy better but I wouldn't support her over anyone else. Crosby will probably revert to some cheap shots or even proper JMD to somehow get the win. I hope she fails! Winner: Mecklenburgh by TKO but don't bet your house on it!
VERA BREZHNEVA vs TAMARA ECCLESTONE
The real question is whether Vera has recovered from the Doda fight? I hope she has because Tamara is right up there with Charlotte Crosby when it comes to my support - or lack thereof. She's only a few million richer but that's the trick. Tamara is here to annoy people because she can afford it. She will be spending a chunk of her fortune on facial reconstruction if Vera goes evil on her. Winner: Brezhneva by KO.
CLARA MORGANE vs DOROTA RABCZEWSKA
Okay, so this is the big rematch between the two. Doda won the first meeting but couldn't get past Una Healy which hi-jacked her bantamweight title plans. This could get real ugly, real quick since both these blondes hate each others' guts. I guess that has something to do with Clara's AV career. Yeah, right. Just ask Girls Friday whey they've signed both her and Maria Ozawa in first place? Back on topic, I think Clara takes her revenge and forces a third meeting to settle the score. We haven't heard the last of these two yet! Winner: Morgane by TKO.
VICTORIA JUSTICE vs OLA JORDAN
More American talent comes over to BBU but Victoria is a veteran here and clearly better than Rooney Mara. Then we have Ola Jordan who's seen it all but still got dumped by Girls Friday for being too old. She's back to her native Poland where she shares her talents as the star judge on Strictly Come Dancing. Does anyone think these dancers are way overrated anyway? Ola can dance all that she wants in the ring, she's not getting past being Justice's eleven years junior. I go with youth and talent. Winner: Justice by KO.
HANNAH FERGUSON vs HAILEY CLAUSON
Hannah Ferguson is like THE girl of the moment back in America. I don't know how much BBU paid her to make a visit here but she's gonna be all over the news! Clauson is a solid gatekeeper with huge potential but she keeps earning mismatches in the ring. The Vixens/Sirens front office are spinning some evil ways here to book this fight. Ferguson is the Alpha Blonde, she wins by KO.
PETRA NEMCOVA vs MELISSA SATTA
The Sirens are going for a slam dunk. This is the official welterweight title eliminator and well, Petra was a popular choice to become one regardless of circumstances until her own stable came calling courtesy of the enigmantic Ms Satta who makes her living in Italy. I went with youth in Justice/Jordan, I go with raw power here. I think Nemcova hits it harder than Satta but this remains a fight too close to call. This is welterweight after all. Winner: Nemcova by KO but don't bet your house on it!
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO vs SOPHIE TURNER
The lightweight title bout, Alessandra has turned so many heads since joining BBU it's almost criminal to bet against her but Sophie can pull it off. She's several years younger and could become a future BBU Hall of Famer. She's defeated two members of Girls Friday already (Kelly Gale and Jessica Michibata). She keeps her hot streak alive and strips Ambrosio off the title to become public enemy #1 over in Newcastle. Yeah, you can call it an upset but it's actually not. That's why I'm the expert, folks!
Like it or not, this is what the expert says!