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Post by realview on Nov 23, 2018 16:46:34 GMT
November 2019 pound for pound rankings 1. Cheryl Cole (BBU flyweight champion) W/L: 13-1 2. Alessandra Ambrosio (BBU lightweight champion) W/L: 11-2 3. Kaya Scodelario W/L: 10-2 4: Jenna Louise Coleman W/L: 10-3 5. Lily Collins W/L: 7-1 6. Emma Watson W/L: 9-3 7. Kelly Brook W/L: 10-5 8. Helen Flanagan (BBU bantamweight champion) W/L: 5-0 9. Doda (Dorota Rabczewska) W/L: 5-0 10. Joan Smalls (BBU welterweight champion) W/L: 4-0
This breaks down as the following: *Flyweights: 40%* *Bantamweights: 30%* *Lightweights: 10%* *Welterweights: 20%*
Cheryl Cole has regained her post at the top of the rankings after Alessandra Ambrosio took it from her in our last set of rankings.
Kelly Brook whose wins over Kate Upton and her activity got her into the top ten for the first time since the rankings started.
The same goes for Helen Flanagan; whose renaissance year has seen her claim the bantamweight title and her recognition in the rankings.
It's Emma Watson though who has to be seen as the biggest winner, getting into the rankings after being unranked for so long to enter at sixth.
The biggest loser is Miranda Kerr, whose record has got worse this year and ends up going from sixth to out the rankings.
Other fighters to drop out are Hayley Atwell and Vera Brezhneva with their records dropping down, we hope all of these fighters pick back up their form again soon.
As always we are interested in peoples opinions on the rankings, any fighters who should be in the rankings? Are any too high up? Etc.
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Post by Lookout! Atlantic on Nov 24, 2018 3:34:11 GMT
First of all, we want to say an excellent job on the rankings. We really appreciate you putting these together and we know it's a lot of fantastic work that goes into determining who is truly the top ten in the BBU. Always tough competition to sort that out, so we wouldn't second-guess anything at all. Thanks for sharing these!! Kate Upton, on the other hand does have a little message for one of the newer entrants to the rankings - Kate UptonKelly Brook, it's your birthday today, so I'm going to give you a couple of presents today because you're so d*mn old! You sure as hell don't deserve a spot in the rankings, because I'm going to own your fat ass and worthless, soft jugs here soon, but in the meantime, here are a few gifts.
First of all, here is a walker so you can make your way to the ring for our next match. You won't need it when you leave, since you'll be either crawling on the floor like a bytch for me or leaving on a stretcher. I picked this one out for you special though since it has a nice shelf for you to rest your sagging tits on, you pathetic whore. Secondly, you get a portable oxygen tank for you to use in between when I smother your fugly face out over and over. You'll be sucking wind in between sucking on my superior, stronger, bigger tits, but if you really feel like you can't breathe, you old bytch and you beg me, I might let you use this oxygen tank.
Third, if you want to retire before our next match, you chubby f*cking cow, then I'll let you out of your contract. You won't have to get humiliated by me again, but just admit that I'm the queen, that my tits are SO much better and that *I* f*cking retired you, then you can disappear off into the sunset, mmmkay?
Last but not least, should you choose NOT to retire and stick ahead on this path that will only end in your absolute submission, destruction and ownership, then here is a sneak preview at your new conqueror, goddess and Queen. Bow down, Kelly and Happy Birthday, bytch!!
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Post by girlsfriday on Nov 24, 2018 20:46:59 GMT
Kelly Brook:listen bytch! you're not going to ruin my birthday with all that playschool bullshit, I'd say all your energy for when me and you step foot in that ring in less then a months time. See that's when I destroy the myth that is you Kate, you have been my copycat for too long and when I pound you into the canvas and you lay sobbing at my feet, finally people will know that I am the queen of the ring, not you! But if you keep mouthing off then I am alone in my house right now with just this shirt on and a bottle of whiskey I got as a gift, I'd happily let you come over so we can have a girl chat, I am sure I can burrow you a shirt and you can sleep over once I put your lights out with either my fists or my championship jugs. The doors open bytch
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Post by Lookout! Atlantic on Nov 25, 2018 5:48:21 GMT
Kelly Brook:listen bytch! you're not going to ruin my birthday with all that playschool bullshit, I'd say all your energy for when me and you step foot in that ring in less then a months time. See that's when I destroy the myth that is you Kate, you have been my copycat for too long and when I pound you into the canvas and you lay sobbing at my feet, finally people will know that I am the queen of the ring, not you! But if you keep mouthing off then I am alone in my house right now with just this shirt on and a bottle of whiskey I got as a gift, I'd happily let you come over so we can have a girl chat, I am sure I can burrow you a shirt and you can sleep over once I put your lights out with either my fists or my championship jugs. The doors open bytch Kate Upton: Why the f*ck would I ever copy you, you fugly hag? You're the bytch that has been built up into something so much more than she is and people treat you like a legend, you pathetic cow. But, trust me, when I'm done with you, the only thing people are going to be wondering is how they treated you like royalty for so long when a true Queen OWNS you! There will never be a question of my superiority when I break you - in just a few short weeks, you're going to be my bytch.
But, Kelly, I don't want there to be any excuses when I destroy you. I would love nothing better than to come over to your house, beat your fat ass all over and just send you off to sleep in my bigger, better, sexier jugs. You may rule JMDD right now over here, but trust me, I'm the best JMDD fighter around. I have the superior tits, so save that whiskey, little girl for our little woman-to-girl chat and you can lick the whiskey off of my boobs when I'm smothering the sh*t out of you, Kelly.
But, that won't be until AFTER I beat you in the ring, because I don't want you complaining that you're hurt from the beating I would give you and give you any reason to not give me all the credit I'm freaking due for winning over you, Brook. Soon and very soon, then you can invite me over to your house so you can worship me like I deserve.
Leave the door open for me bytch
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