Holly Hagan vs Gemma Merna (JMD)

Holly Hagan vs Gemma Merna
(Geordie Shore vs Lookout! Atlantic Boxing)
(4-2, 4 KO vs 12-19-1, 10 KO)
JMD Value: 36G (Enhanced) vs 38G (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Holly Hagan is a former BBU JMD champion but tonight she serves as a bounce back target for ex-Hollyoaks veteran Gemma Merna who's officially tired of hearing all the jokes about yoga teaching classes and finally vows to silence the obnoxious Smoggie girl who openly mocked her on social media lately: "Look, I deserve more respect than this! And I've got what it takes to become a JMD champion here! I'm shocked this title is being held by a bunch of wannabe glamour models and my oh my, Holly has done NOTHING in her miserable life to to justify the hype! She's just a fake tart who needs to suffer all my rack smothering her into submission! It's gonna be a pleasure!"

Over to Holly who simply hates Gemma's guts: "Sheesh... this blonde bimbo had like one TV job her entire life and what else is she doing now? Teaching frickin' yoga? You call this a JOB? I hope to tear her boobs out and shove 'em down her throat! Lacey Banghard has taken away what's MINE and when I drop Merna into tears, I'll be right there where I belong! On top of the JMD world - with or without the straps!"

Holly Hagan wears a light blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair with blonde dye tied in a custom ponytail. Gemma Merna wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Hectic back & forth jug muggin' action during the opener but both girls struggle to find their range and skim off the main target too often to make the difference before Holly cashes in with a series of gut-checking shots that catch the blonde below the elbows and drop her into some early spasms. Gemma needs to adjust her tempo down the stretch because she gets outworked as the pressure builds on her tummy and Holly's right there to thump it through the breadbasket to keep the older woman at bay. She eventually carries her leather through on the boobs and works the uppercut route to scythe the blonde into louder spasms but she can't quite trap her on the ropes as Gemma lands a wild hook on the jaw to fend off the brunette late on.

Round 2:
Gemma gets more aggressive and finds the uppercut drive to beat Holly to the punch as both women battle it out in a classic phone booth drill until the blonde delivers the double strike from the left and almost spills out Hagan's breast into the open! The former champion yells out in anger but soon finds herself under a steady uppercut fire again and simply yields real estate while Merna keeps blasting her punch for punch. She backs the reeling brunette into the ropes, tags her jaw for a good measure and settles down into thumping her rack from both flanks. Ugh! Holly just stares down at the mayhem and fails to mount a comeback while Merna gets vocal and shouts at the stunned foe while working her 36G chest over! Whoa! She drops a mighty bomb right there in the end and has Hagan crippled at the bell!

Round 3:
Merna seeks early damage and glues her mitts on target while threatening another wardrobe malfunction! Huh! Lacey Banghard would be proud of this demo job as the blonde has the Smoggie lass reeling & yelping in disarray when more uppercuts crush into her chest! She tries to smack the Hollyoaks actress down there below but even that evil plan goes south as Merna battles back to clean out the cleavage and nails the younger foe on the chin to drop her onto the ropes with a loud whimper... she has Hagan well in her grasp and just takes that one second of comort too many... she leaps at the immobile woman with a haymaker plan but then gets CRUSHED with a wild hook on the nose that sinks her on the spot and has Holly working from the ropes to turn the actress around and thump her in the gut instead. Hagan almost head-butts her foe here and drills more pressure up the middle to lift the 38G rack and almost make Gemma suck onto her nipples before a low shot on the liver area DROPS HER DOWN amid a wild scream from both women... and the crowd duly joins the shock reaction moments later! A horrible way to stop the momentum for the Lookout entourage so it's no wonder Nicole Richie is fuming here! Clock comes to Merna's rescue as there's not enough time for Hagan to finish the job alas the Hollyoaks girl is slumped badly when she gets up at eight and just can't catch her breath back. Cue in the Smoggie party elsewhere as Holly earns the wrath of the crowd by bumping into the blonde after the bell which is not well received at all.

Round 4:
Holly roars back to clean out the blonde's tummy and now it's wardrobe test over in the other end with Gemma just getting whacked left, right and center... she has enough resistance to prevent an instant disaster but the number of hits becomes worrying and only Holly's flamboyant approach stands in the victory way... Merna gets rattled back onto the ropes and barely connects with a slew of uppercuts while getting the north & south experience herself... she feels the weight of her boobs bouncing off her chin but still goes for the bumper exchange that catches Hagan on the solar plexus too.. it's getting tight out there with all the back & forth action alas Holly's grin gets bigger and bigger while she adds a quick belter on the money... she drops the blonde sideways onto the ropes but makes almost a similar mistake to Merna... she seemingly waits for the other girl to fall apart and gets nailed with a furious response off the ropes as Gemma screams out when delivering the hits... she tags the chin a couple of times and buries a gut shot on the navel before one piercing hook finds the solar plexus again and wobbles Holly into an uppercut double that wrecks her bikini top apart! Huh! Holly goes half-topless and Gemma NAILS her with a right hook on the bare breast TO DROP HER FLAT ON HER BACK right when the clock expires!!! Huh! That was like 2:59 on the clock and poor Hagan almost did a back-flip there so it's no wonder she has to CRAWL back to her corner now!!! That's an official knockdown in the books and the Smoggie train is well off the rails...

Round 5:
Hagan's unable to recover from that knockdown and eats more juicy uppercuts while Gemma assumes control once again... she piles more leather up the middle and destroys the bikini top in the process which has the Smoggie lass in fear of another topless showdown... a low hit on the groin doesn't do the trick and has Merna responding in a jug muggin' destruction... she whips the brunette's rack into her slumping chin and batters her standing before a low hook on the liver area bends the aching victim to the side... Holly stumbles again and just gets SMOKED with a heavy right hand that tears the bikini top off... But Holly's on her way DOWN regardless and slides face-down at the blonde's feet to rise no more!!! KO5 Gemma Merna in hard-thumping fashion!!!

AFTER: There's nothing left from Holly's bikini top so Gemma kicks it out of the ring before rolling the vanquished girl on her back and sitting on her exposed boobs for a while. She then applies the breast smother while taunting the brunette verball alas Holly's in no mood to respond..

"F### off!"

That's all Gemma hears for her troubles and well, these Geordie Shore members ain't exactly trained in classy behaviour which prompts Nicole Richie into meltdown mode: "Rip her tits off, Gem! Rip her guts out!!!"

The Cardiff Arena is soon filled with anguished screams from the proud Smoggie who suffers from Merna's additional strikes on the bare breasts and this is ground 'n pound style that has the ref pleading for mercy but there's just no stopping this until Holly admits defeat...

"Okay, okay... your boobs are better... argh..."

"I can't hear ya, slut!"

"YOUR BOOBS ARE BETTAAAAHHH...."

"And.. AND??!!"

"Your boobs stopped MY BOOBS... I give up..."

"There...", one last punch reveals the massive swelling on Hagan's rack and it's almost a miracle the enhanced content didn't explode out of that 36G set but the ex-JMD champion is simply a train wreck here which prompts several questions regrding her nemesis already:

"Sure, I can see myself on the JMD throne SOON!", Gemma laughs to the camera while trying to adjust her own bikini top, "Then again, maybe I have a shot at one of the Queendom cards over in America too? There's too much trash in the JMD field over here and I hope Lacey Banghard gets her ass kicked but maybe I dislike Helen Flanagan even more? She always gets the better gigs then me! Why? It's not like she's not a super slut to begin with... Man, I need more yoga classes to calm down!" (laughs).

Final result: Gemma Merna def. Holly Hagan KO5.