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Post by realview on Jul 18, 2018 8:09:43 GMT
Tale of the tape:Kelly Brook:Age: 38 Height: 5'8 45-60-5 (34KOs) Former 2 time FCBA lightweight champion and a former Queen of the Ice hotel Vs Kate Upton:Age: 26 Height: 5'10 49-16 (48KOs) Former 2 time FCBA welterweight champion and a former 2 time FCBA JMDD champion This is the final poll of our BBU vs FCBA theme we are doing this year, we think this is a classic dream match as it's England vs USA, two big hot girls who happen to be two of the sexiest women in the world. So let's start with Kelly, she is most famous for being a Page 3 legend, now she is seen on Loose Women, but her career in the ring has been legendary in itself. She is a former 2 time lightweight champion and a queen of the ice hotel, neither are easy feats to accomplish, especially with legendary rivalries like her vs Laetitia Casta, Jessica Biel and Catherine Zeta Jones over a career that begun in 2002 against Elizabeth Hurley. Now she has fully embraced her curves and boxes at welterweight, she fights a very aggressive style, loving to plant her feet and land bombs, while bullying opponents around the ring, she has great technique honed by more then a decade in the ring. Her main weakness as you'd expect is speed; with many welterweight's now becoming tall and lean, she has to stick tight to them or threaten being punched out before landing one of her power punches. Now onto Kate; the woman who is currently to some magazines the hottest woman in the world, her curvy features have made Sports Illustrated's front cover several times, making her a household name in modeling. Her in ring career has been as glittering; holding 2 welterweight titles and JMDD titles in America, she has had awesome rivalries with Charlotte McKinney over the JMDD title, with Hannah Ferguson over the welterweight title and lately Kendall Jenner over whose the number 1 model in the world. Her style is very similar to Kelly's, though she does seem to enjoy boxing at range also, using one of the stiffest jabs in all of celebrity boxing to wear opponents down, before ripping them apart with power hooks. Again her weakness has been speed, with women like Tanhee Atkinson and Hilary Rhoda using the quick footwork and hands to bash Kate apart in the past. Just as a last comment, these two have fought before, in fact Kate's debut was a loss to Kelly, before she came back several years later and beat Kelly in a JMDD style fight. Now to vote; just go to the bottom of this post and click the link to pick who you think would win, to help you out, here are photos of the fighters. Kelly Brook:Vs Kate Upton:To vote, just click on the link below and select who you think would win the third encounter between these two: vote.pollcode.com/85277942Remember that the result will be announced next Wednesday morning, so get your vote in as soon as you can please.
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Post by Lookout! Atlantic on Jul 20, 2018 23:05:28 GMT
Kate Upton: So, a long freaking time ago, dinosaurs ruled the earth (and the box office if you look at how, Jurassic World is doing), but then along came a comet which wiped them all out. Nowadays, the term dinosaur is used to describe anything that's basically past its time or extinct. Both of those terms can be used to describe Kelly Brook, so just feel free to describe me as a comet. I'm a freaking force of nature that is built to wipe out anything its path and look da*n good while doing it.
Now, don't get me wrong - I'll always be grateful for how girls like Brook really helped set the trend for curvy models and paved the way for girls like me to come in and do it better. Kel had her day and her time in the sun, but it's time for her to step aside and let the newer, tougher and quite frankly, hotter generation to take our spot on top. After all, there is no question, I'm the Top Model, the f*cking queen aroudn here and she can't compete with that.
If she tries, I'm going to create a new 'Ice Age' around here that'll wipe out all of these inferior models and prove once and for all that she can't handle a real Goddess like moi. Kelly, you're done - you're over and most importantly, you're mine.
Kate 'Comet' Upton Lookout! Boxing
Dinosaur - Meet Comet
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Post by Kelly Brook on Jul 21, 2018 0:30:03 GMT
Excuse me Kate! you think I am a dinosaur?! ask that to all the little s***s that think they can push me out the spotlight, I have knocked every single one of them back into their place; below me! It's funny how you are suddenly all talk now Kate, I've been blazing the leagues for the past decade plus and as you rose up, you took a diversion around me it seems as last I checked, you have never accepted my invites to fight it out bytch. The fact that you acknowledge without me there wouldn't be a Kate Upton shows you how stupid you are, I mean I get sick of hearing people claim the next big breasted blonde bimbo is the new you is a joke, I mean you are discount me and no matter whether I am 38, 40 or 50, I will always be superior to you. As you'd expect a queen to be, I have my own throne to sit on, maybe your face would be a better place to sit bytch
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Post by Lookout! Atlantic on Jul 21, 2018 16:44:19 GMT
Excuse me Kate! you think I am a dinosaur?! ask that to all the little s***s that think they can push me out the spotlight, I have knocked every single one of them back into their place; below me! It's funny how you are suddenly all talk now Kate, I've been blazing the leagues for the past decade plus and as you rose up, you took a diversion around me it seems as last I checked, you have never accepted my invites to fight it out bytch. The fact that you acknowledge without me there wouldn't be a Kate Upton shows you how stupid you are, I mean I get sick of hearing people claim the next big breasted blonde bimbo is the new you is a joke, I mean you are discount me and no matter whether I am 38, 40 or 50, I will always be superior to you. As you'd expect a queen to be, I have my own throne to sit on, maybe your face would be a better place to sit bytchAre you so old, Kelly, that I have to repeat myself to you? Yes - I think you're a freaking dinosaur, bytch.
You're also SO old that you apparently have forgotten what an absolute terror you've been to me over the years. My VERY first match in the league you humiliated me, during the match and afterwards. Had me freaking shaken to the point where I didn't know whether I should continue with the FCBA and it took me a few matches to get back on track, but I did and was able to get my revenge on you a few years later. Now, we're tied.
Now, you've gotten it confused that just because you did it first means that you've done it best. But, trust me, Kel, I've done it much better than you ever could and ever have. You're the inferior version, baby and if anybody is stupid, it's you. I am NOT going to tolerate us being tied. I want to break the tie between us. I don't care whether it's one match, a best of three or a best of f*cking seven. But, at the end of it, only one of us is going to be superior and the tie isn't going to be the only thing that's going to be broken.
I'd love to sit on your chubby face and then when I'm done,
I can introduce you to these - which are bigger and better, dumb-ass dinosaur...
Kate Upton The Top Model Lookout! Boxing
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Post by Kelly Brook on Jul 21, 2018 18:11:00 GMT
I guess I simply forgot about you, I mean after having over 100 fights, well all the silly blonde bimbos I have beaten are gel into one. On fighting you again; do you think I am afraid of you? if you want one more fight or enough to make it a best of seven, that doesn't matter to me, what matters is that you get it through your thick skull that I am the superior woman, so give me a call whenever you get rid of your yellow streak. Oh and I suggest you stop calling me a dinosaur, if not then simply sitting on your face after I smash you is the least you'll have to worry about, I'll crush your body with your favourite trick; a body splash in the corner hmm and after I do, no one will want to see you ever do it again bytch. I'll always be the best between us!
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Post by Lookout! Atlantic on Jul 22, 2018 15:18:19 GMT
I guess I simply forgot about you, I mean after having over 100 fights, well all the silly blonde bimbos I have beaten are gel into one. On fighting you again; do you think I am afraid of you? if you want one more fight or enough to make it a best of seven, that doesn't matter to me, what matters is that you get it through your thick skull that I am the superior woman, so give me a call whenever you get rid of your yellow streak. Oh and I suggest you stop calling me a dinosaur, if not then simply sitting on your face after I smash you is the least you'll have to worry about, I'll crush your body with your favourite trick; a body splash in the corner hmm and after I do, no one will want to see you ever do it again bytch. I'll always be the best between us!Kate Upton: Guess your memory is worse than I thought if you can't remember one of the best blondes you've ever fought.
I don't think you're afraid of me, which means you're even more stupid than you look and you look VERY dumb. I don't care how many fights we have either - enough to make it so that, even with you being forgetful and old, that you NEVER forget me and never, ever forget which of us is better. That's going to be me - there will be NO question that I'm superior. If you ever call me scared again, you're going to regret it. I'm the one who challenged YOU for a rematch - you're the one who probably would've been happy just taking on a rookie and barely beating me, you bytch.
It it looks like a dinosaur, acts like a dinosaur and punches like a dinosaur, then I'm going to call it a dinosaur. Trust me, you are never going to sit on my face much less use my favorite tactic against me. You won't be able to splash me and won't be in any condition to. Because I am going to punch you into a sobbing mess, then I am going to sit on your face, smother you out with my superior boobs and then splash you into a f*cking puddle on the canvas, sand, carpet or wherever I take you on. Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter how - but I am going to smother and splash you until you are a broken bimbo.
You've never been the best and never will be - not as long as I'm around, Kelly!
This is what's waiting for you...
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Post by Kelly Brook on Jul 22, 2018 16:16:09 GMT
Haha that picture is clearly airbrushed; I mean you look like a plastic s*xtoy that the sad c***s who think you are hot usually screw on a nighttime. Let's just straight down to it; I'll always hate you for copying me, so anytime bytch and any contest you want! If you want your breasts flattened, let's go JMDD, if you wanna go traditional, we can go that rout and I'll smash your face, if you just want to fight it out away from the ring, I'll send you my number and I'll rip you bald and have you eating me out anywhere you want. The fact is I lived through the golden era of celebrity boxing with the likes of Biel, Theron and the likes, unlike you who fights the wannabes like yourself who flashed their tits online and think they are special. Just give me a call... this is what awaits you
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Post by Lookout! Atlantic on Jul 22, 2018 18:46:33 GMT
Haha that picture is clearly airbrushed; I mean you look like a plastic s*xtoy that the sad c***s who think you are hot usually screw on a nighttime. Let's just straight down to it; I'll always hate you for copying me, so anytime bytch and any contest you want! If you want your breasts flattened, let's go JMDD, if you wanna go traditional, we can go that rout and I'll smash your face, if you just want to fight it out away from the ring, I'll send you my number and I'll rip you bald and have you eating me out anywhere you want. The fact is I lived through the golden era of celebrity boxing with the likes of Biel, Theron and the likes, unlike you who fights the wannabes like yourself who flashed their tits online and think they are special. Just give me a call... this is what awaits youScrew you, Kelly. I would never, ever copy you but we do agree on one thing - I will take you on anytime, anywhere and in any contest you want, bytch.
I don't want just one match with you - we're tied at one freaking bout apiece, so I want FIVE more. That way, we can really determine who the queen is around here with a Best of 7. I know you were around during the 'golden age', but let's face it, your fifteen minutes of fame is LONG past. If anybody made a name for herself by flashing her tits and showing off her overrated udders, it's you.
But, if you're not terrified of taking on somebody younger, fitter and let's face it - hotter, then bring it on. It won't be just one match type either - I want to really prove I'm superior to you, so it's going to be matches like JMDD, BMD and anything else you want. With it being the end of summer, I'd say let's do a Beach Boxing match next month - if you can handle it. Your overrated tits, chubby body and nasty ass are going to get owned.
In fact, I am going to own you, Kelly. We'll see who ends up broken by the end of this and obeying the other. You're going to do what I say when I say it, you f*cking cow - if you're willing to take me on. I won't blame you if you choose to back down like a bytch before you....
Bow Down To Your New Queen
Kate Upton The Queen Lookout! Boxing
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Post by Kelly Brook on Jul 22, 2018 20:41:12 GMT
Listen Kate so it is clear; I am going to enjoy breaking you down piece by piece, starting with your body on that beach, I am so confident on the matter, how about this? we make it a body paint bout, that way you can hide those ugly flabby things you tell people are breasts behind several layers of paint. I also want it in writing that we have all the fights, I want a total clean sweep and I don't want you chickening out when the going gets tough and I have ruined you bytch. just one last thing; I model, present on TV and been an actress, you are some random baseball players trophy wife and will always just be a bytch who needs Sports Illustrated, once they wake up and realise there is a production line of Kate Upton's on Instagram, you are done; they'll only ever be one of me though, the true queen! I'm ready for anything you throw at me, I mean just look how perfect I look!
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Post by Lookout! Atlantic on Jul 24, 2018 1:20:17 GMT
Listen Kate so it is clear; I am going to enjoy breaking you down piece by piece, starting with your body on that beach, I am so confident on the matter, how about this? we make it a body paint bout, that way you can hide those ugly flabby things you tell people are breasts behind several layers of paint. I also want it in writing that we have all the fights, I want a total clean sweep and I don't want you chickening out when the going gets tough and I have ruined you bytch. just one last thing; I model, present on TV and been an actress, you are some random baseball players trophy wife and will always just be a bytch who needs Sports Illustrated, once they wake up and realise there is a production line of Kate Upton's on Instagram, you are done; they'll only ever be one of me though, the true queen! I'm ready for anything you throw at me, I mean just look how perfect I look!F*cking fine by me, Kelly. I'll take you on anywhere and in any kind of match, so I'll be happy to take you on for a Body Paint on the Beach. I'm SO freaking proud of my body, but you might want to take a few extra layers to try to support those flabby, gross boobs of yours or else you'll probably trip on them on your way to get your ass kicked.
I know we're getting everything finalized for our matches, but trust me, no matter how many times I make you sob like a slut, we won't end the series early. We're going to do every single match, so I can splash, smother and break you down to my hearts content, bytch. Only one of us is going to end up ruined but it won't be me.
I know you've had a decent little career flashing those overrated tits of yours, but my career is already better than yours and it's only going to get better. Maybe you've noticed that so many little girls are being called the next Kate Upton and NONE of them have come up to my level quite yet. But, then again, who are they calling the next Kelly Brook? Oh - that's right - nobody. Because nobody wants to be you.
But, there can only be one Queen and you sure as sh*t aren't it. If you're perfect for anything, it's being my bytch.
You're not ready for The TRUE Queen...
Kate Upton The Queen Lookout! Boxing
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Post by Kelly Brook on Jul 24, 2018 23:16:31 GMT
Don't try to insult perfection, everyone knows I own the best breasts in the world, so I'd hide those green eyes of envy you have for them, especially that yours are just two water balloons waiting to be popped, which I will do in one of our fights. First though I have my bikini ready, an artist to paint a perfect pattern on my bust and my fists are itching to f*** you up bytch! Once I win this series and make you my bytch, any talk of you being the Queen around here better stop, there's only one ruler around here and that is me. I'm done laying around waiting for you to shut up, now is the time for fighting!
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