Vicky Pattison vs Leilani Dowding Sept 25, 2019 12:53:53 GMT via mobile
Post by girlsfriday on Sept 25, 2019 12:53:53 GMT
Vicky Pattison vs Leilani Dowding
(Geordie Shore v Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)
(5-1-1, 5 KO vs 10-15, 9 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: There's some controversy surrounding Vicky Pattison's no-show at The Ashes but the Geordie brunette admits she never got the call from Katie Price who really should be blamed for the England's team misfortune at Old Trafford over the weekend. However Vicky follows her own path and wants to clash with Jennifer Metcalfe sooner rather than later and openly dismisses Leilani Dowding's comeback mission: "Look, it's not 2009 anymore. Leilani is just a shell of her former self. There are new girls in town like ME who steal all the attention! Leilani just can't handle her #### on social media so I just had to take her for a ride! Watch out, cow! You're sooo going down tonight!"
Meanwhile Leilani wants to remind everyone she was the true queen of social media - before social media became a global thing or even a thing. She thrives for every BBU opportunity available and rejects those comments from Vicky as "a bunch of c###". However the odds are stacked against her so even Georgie Thompson doesn't buy the comeback buzz: "Leilani can still turn some heads but she needs to watch out indeed since Vicky's in a very bad mood tonight!"
Vicky Pattison wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair wrapped in a bun at the back of her head. Leilani Dowding wears England-flag themed bikini top, red panties & matching red gloves. Long dark brown hair loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.
Vicky comes flying in with the jabbing drive and immediately digs her mitts in the older brunette's midsection before she clatters into her chest and drops her on the heels. However Leilani swings back and tags the Geordie babe on the nose which triggers a hectic close range dispute in the center of the ring. Leilani finds supreme precision as she maintains the head-hunting assault and glues Pattison to the spot before a belting hook cripples the pre-fight favorite! Uh-oh! Vicky bends forward and eats more body assault as Dowding barks in her efforts but still manages to blow through the leaky guard of her opponent. Pattison tries to jump into safety but eats another wild hook on the nose and gets clobbered onto the ropes with Leilani raining more punches up the middle to win the round with room to spare!
So much for Leilani being the underdog! The Bournemouth native just lets it RIP early in the second as she clips more than Vicky's jugs as she bounces off them straight into the fellow brunette's chin! Vicky can't react fast enough to mount a proper recovery since she's getting sliced from both flanks and wobbles onto her heels where she simply can't find her range and yields real estate in numbers. She tries to apply some fancy footwork just to catch some respite but Dowding keeps hassling her upstairs and delivers a crisp jabbing blast that caves the Geordie woman behind a tight earmuff come the two minute mark. Pattison is hugging the ropes here and remains under constant duress until the clock basically saves her boxing integrity from a complete disaster!
The Foxfire Atlantic camp smells the looming upset so coach Sophia Myles sends the brunette for a proper stalking blast that requires Vicky to find a similar response. Both women exchange vicious leather in the center of the ring however Leilani doesn't back off even when she gets picked up the middle as the fellow brunette finally finds her range. Vicky digs quick hooking drive into Dowding's mouth but she can't break her resilience even though she avoids getting blasted on the ribcage as Leilani begins to lose her precision. However the audience remains impressed by her offensive ideas and even matching the work rate of the pre-fight favorite is a victory itself so there are loud cheers when Pattison gets caught from the inside and wobbles forward when the older girl blasts her on the boobs during the closing stretch.
Vicky's really upset now, she had hopes for a nice & easy outing here against the glamour model veteran but Leilani just keeps coming forward and digs more juice into that Geordie midsection. Vicky loses her temper and bumps the older brunette in jug-to-jug contact before driving her shots up the gut; she threatens to blast Dowding in the groin but escapes the illegal temptation and settles into working the exposed cleavage over as Leilani appears to be losing her momentum for the first time tonight. Nothing like a dose of jug muggin' to see if the other woman can handle the heat; Leilani swings from her heels but shoots over the top of Pattison's shoulder and gets nailed with a vicious cross hook on the jaw that dumps her onto the ropes. Ugh! She gets stuck on her heels for good and Vicky flies in with a brutal left/right combo that cuts a small gash over the left eye before Dowding clinches her foe into a stalemate.
Another slugging exchange in the center of the ring results in Leilani's head rocking from side to side as Vicky finally steps into her punches and delivers the superior power from the initial impact. She outworks the brave opponent as Leilani just refuses to back off until she gets belted on the liver area and folds into spasms.. Vicky barks in delight and hauls in a brutal left hook that nails the Foxfire brunette on the eye and half-spins her to the side. Ugh! Vicky digs another hook on the liver area and has Dowding reeling onto the ropes where she traps her with a mauling drive upstairs that caves the targeted woman behind a desperate earmuff. Ugh! Leilani bellows out underneath a wicked barrage as Vicky tries to chop her in half and bounces off the exposed midriff in high-octane fashion until the bell halts her charge. Huh! Leilani almost slumps onto her backside there and she appears to be hurting quite a lot now!
Leilani's too slow on her feet to avoid a quick one-two blast up the middle but Vicky only cripples her with another brutal harpoon on the liver area moments later which triggers a steady run of jug muggin' as the older brunette tails off onto her heels. Leilani groans in pain as she gets whacked straight up and can't find the response at all while Pattison mugs her downstairs for another twenty seconds before she plugs one hole in the breadbasket too many... UH-OH!! DOWDING CRASHES ONTO HER KNEES amid a painful shriek and that's simply too much gut-punishment for the Bournemouth veteran. Leilani slumps onto all fours and takes extra long before making a half-hearted recovery effort... she sits down on her heels though and hugs the aching area while the merciless count passes her by!!! KO6 Vicky Pattison!!!
AFTER: What a sucker punch for the Foxfire Atlantic crew! Sadly this isn't 2009 anymore and Leilani just couldn't survive the body assault that Vicky poured into her for best part of three rounds. Leilani might have swept the opening three herself but she just couldn't punish the notorious Geordie brunette enough and found no answers when it was Pattison's turn to deliver the heat!
"I hope Jenny M. saw all of that and then some!", Vicky quickly turns her attention to her intended opponent, "Come on! It's time to wreck some goofy Hollyoaks slag! I know she's watching me right now! It's your turn, bytch!"
However Vicky isn't done with Leilani just yet, she places her foot on her back and presses her down against the canvas before telling Sophia Myles that "Jess Wright wants to beat this cow next! I got a text from her the other night and she's gonna bring the whip to smack some old ass raw! There, I'm your frickin' match-maker as well! You owe me some now! Gawd, I need a drink! I wasted waaay too much time on this weak-ass bytch!"
Final result: Vicky Pattison def. Leilani Dowding KO6