Cheryl Cole vs Jade Ewen Dec 27, 2020 15:46:40 GMT girlsfriday and Dave Knowles like this
Post by Vassago on Dec 27, 2020 15:46:40 GMT
Cheryl Cole vs Jade Ewen
(Lioness Club vs Beever's Babes)
(27-24, 22 KO vs 16-3, 15 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago
BEFORE: This isn't an official flyweight title eliminator but Jade Ewen has everything to gain in case she beats Cheryl Cole tonight and she knows it. The former Sugababes singer is right up there with the best allthough fan-favorite Samia Ghadie remains ahead of her on the Beever's Babes' depth chart for all the explicit reasons which are directly tied to PPV viewing numbers. But it's Jade time tonight and she intends to let Zara Holland know she's ready to take her down sooner rather than later.
However it's somewhat ill-advised to look beyond Cheryl Cole; the Geordie stunner believes she's the best flyweight to ever grace the BBU boards and a genuine star on both sides of Atlantic: "Look here, Jade's five seconds of fame are like long over! What has she done in the last five years other than stripping down in a Steven Seagal movie? Geez, her so-called music career is dead and just like Girls Aloud owned the Sugababes, I'm gonna own her ass in the ring tonight! Damn it, it's like doing Zara Holland's dirty laundry when that filthy slut doesn't even deserve that!"
Cheryl Cole wears a black & white vertically striped bikini set r& blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Jade Ewen wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long black hair tied in a half-up ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.
Cheryl goes out on a tear and lands several quick jabs into Jade's face before the younger singer can properly react to the Geordie swarming rush. Everyone and their mother knows Cheryl is a notorious fast-starter but Jade seems to be caught out by the intensity anyway as she drops to her heels and struggles to land a single punch in response before she's backed onto the ropes already. Huh! Cheryl works the high-octane attack and buries Jade deep; she almost shoves her through the ropes outright before Ewen secures a clinching respite. Chezza gets angry with this blatant hold and plugs a low shot on the groin that escapes the referee's attentions and there's nothing Jade can do about Cole working her midsection over during the second minute. She remains trapped butt-in-ropes thereafter and has the Geordie stunner teasing her verbally to add insult to injury. Another low smack on the liver area bends Jade sideways as she soaks up a pillar-to-post beating to stun Denise van Outen in the booth.
Another quick pounce by the menacing Geordie singer who finally meets a proper response though as Jade comes in hot on the collisions course and profits from a clash of heads that slows Cole down. Jade hauls in a quick laser strike on the brow ridge and begins to stack up punches in Chezza's face which only triggers a hectic back & forth slugfest in the center of the ring. Neither singer wants to yield an inch before Jade drills her opponent's mouth with a vicious double and loops a nasty follow up on the temple. Cheryl drops back and spins the wrong way as Ewen scythes her across the nose to send her tripping onto the ropes. Ugh! Cole almost tweaks her ankle as she stumbles forward and Jade is right there to power ahead with a brutal uppercut double.... left/right on the chin... left hook on the eye... and DOWN GOES CHEZZA!!! Where did that come from? Jade floors the Geordie babe seconds before the bell and Denise van Outen is lost for words again! Cheryl is down but not exactly hurt as she takes the slowish count until eight and the bell rings out just as she gets up anyway. She gives the former Sugababe a vintage bytch stare and tells coach Mel B. she simply slipped on some wet patch there. Ugh! That's obviously a weak excuse but who cares?
Jade runs rampant early in the third and matches Chezza's slugging style punch for punch which makes the older singer look a little desperate as the back & forth exchange continues into the second minute. That opening round disaster has been put to sleep by the younger brunette who unloads the elite skills to bash away at Cheryl's expense and the numbers side with Ewen alright. She beats Cheryl for more overhand swings and neutralizes the switch downstairs as she bumps Cole off in jug-to-jug contact before looping another nasty cross into her mouth. Cheryl tries to enforce the phone booth stance but gets harpooned around the elbows and thinks better off it as Jade runs her mouth for a change to trigger a late slugging push that only ends with another clash of heads along the ropes. Ugh! This is getting a little messy now as the ref has a hard time separating the two hellcats at the bell.
Both girls jump into another hectic slugfest and this time it's Cole who drives her shots better as she whacks Ewen across the mouth and drops her on to her heels with room to spare. A wild swing over the top tears a small gash under Jade's left eye as well which fuels her response but she gets clubbed on the chest and Chezza runs up the score with more uppercuts on target. Jade gets wobbled out of her stance and dekes to the side with Cheryl hassling her around thereafter. Jade can't settle down until she hugs the ropes and gets beaten for more overhand menace with the older brunette getting vocal as she delivers the heat. Cheryl adds another visible lump to Jade's pretty face and leaves her fuming in anger come the bell.
Nothing to choose between the two hellcats early in the fifth as they trade vicious leather in mind over matter fashion but Jade eventually secures the breakthrough when she slams a vicious double across Cole's mouth. However the Geordie babe just can't let go here and leans on the fellow singer hard - only to eat a left uppercut from the inside that maintains Jade's slugging attack. She slices right through Cole's guard and packs another mean punch as she spins the older brunette to the side. Cheryl gets bumped onto the ropes as she gets outmuscled in the phone booth and reverts back to some cheap shots punching Jade in the groin... ref lets her get away with it and Jade is furious... she pumps a harpoon into the liver area but gets tackled to the ground outright as things go haywire just as the clock expires. Cheryl ends up with a headlock on Jade and now she gets lectured by the man in charge with Beevers' coach Denise Lewis on the verge of boiling over wholesale!
Jade gets down to business as she plugs another wild hook into Cheryl's face and for once the Geordie stunner looks a little tired here as she fails to match the fellow singer's intensity which allows Ewen to thump her onto the ropes. All that wrestling and shoving must have drained Cole out and she loses her feisty edge when Ewen clocks her up the middle several times before adding a nasty hook on the ear. Chezza gets trapped on the ropes and labors around the area with Jade beating her punch for punch until she dumps the older woman behind a desperate earmuff. But the exposed midriff is there to be had and Jade busts Cheryl in the chops to fold her into loud spasms late before another low hit bends her sideways against the turnbuckle. Jade still has time to land one more and leaves the Geordie brunette gasping for air at the bell.
Cheryl appears to have found her mojo back early in the seventh as she launches an uppercut drive into Jade's rack but a quick looping bomb on the ear stops her in the tracks before Ewen nails her across the nose and sinks on jelly knees upon impact. Uh-oh! Chezza fails to spin out of the jam and gets whacked in the chest as Jade rips her with major power supply and shakes off the clinching efforts... another seemingly accidental head-butt leaves Chezza slumped and she fails to lock the high guard just as Jade SMOKES her with a haymaker stunner on the jaw! Ugh! Cheryl is HURT!!! She barely stays upright but goes into You Can Dance mode to open the flood gates... and Jade simply SENDS HER TO THE ORBIT with a brutal left/right combo on the exposed chin... DOWN GOES CHEZZA crashing face-down in dead meat fashion!!! Forget the count, it's vicious KO7 Jade Ewen!!!
AFTER: Jade goes down on the woman she just knocked the hell out to pay back for all the fouls and dirty shots she had to endure tonight! She mounts the semi-conscious Cheryl from beind and tries to bend her backwards before Mel B. enters the ring and drags Jade off by the hair! And here comes Denise Lewis to repond... she jumps at Mel from behind and suddenly we have a pile of four women landing on top of each other... with Cheryl still at the bottom! Oh boy, the only thing missing is Denise van Outen pouring some jello over them for the extra kicks... Denise has Mel trapped in a headlock and Mel holds on to Jade's hair with Jade kicking out in frantic fashion... This is a true Boxing Day special for the virtual fans that finally gets sorted out when the security crew pulls Denise away and blocks off Mel's comeback... just let go off Jade's hair, okay? The three standing woman shout at each other for few additional seconds before things calm down and the Lioness entourage can finally attend to the fallen Cheryl who's been pretty much stomped unconscious when that pile landed on top of her. She's definitely seen better days before!
Official Result: Jade Ewen def. Cheryl Cole KO7.