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Post by realview on Feb 19, 2017 9:04:27 GMT
Molly McGrath:Hey guys, so you get me for another week; Tom is busy again with things outside the office, I'm happy to do this and I hope you guys are happy to see me Well the BBU has been interesting this past week, we have had JMD wars and went down under once more to see two Aussie actresses head to battle for pride. That is where we head first, Rachael Taylor returmed to BBU action to fight the debuting Mallory Jansen, who could come out on top and what does it mean for the future of Australian boxing? Then we head to the Cardiff arena for the first of our JMD fights, Vicky Lloyd returned to the ring with her proud rack taking on the debuting jugs of Demi Rose Mawby, we bring you the recap and wonder as always where both girls head in future. Third on the plate is the other bout from that card, Louise Glover wanted to prove that her jugs were better than Geordie Shores former "star" Chantelle Connelly. Last but not least, my friend and co star Michelle Joy Phelps continues the sub JMD theme by talking to the JMDD tournament fighter Danielle Lloyd about her chances, her views on boxing and what her goals in 2017 are, no talk of a certain ex, so I think the phase is jog on (Tom taught me that) if you wanted the last bit. I hope you guys enjoy the show, I can't say if Tom is back next week but I am making friends and enemies these past few weeks I've been on the job, I wonder what this week will lead to.
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Post by realview on Feb 19, 2017 9:05:03 GMT
Part 1: Rachael Taylor vs Mallory Jansen It's always interesting to see a new fighter turn up in the BBU, the question isn't just do they have enough to win on their debut, it's how they perform.
Beating a lowly ranked fighter but struggling isn't as impressive as a girl fighting a good fighter and losing, but putting up one hell of a fight to get over the line.
So for Mallory, the performance was as important here as she fought Rachael Taylor, who well her results say a bad fighter, is far from it when you consider she fought some of the toughest girls in America over a fruitless few years, now she looks to be back in Australia to fight once more.
So the fight was on, Rachael seemed to start slow in the first round, Mallory using her jab to freeze the smaller blonde out from landing her power shots.
That changed soon enough, Mallory making a few mistakes, the experienced Rachael pressuring her, doing what a good fighter, hell any one more experienced against a rookie in any sport should do, keep the pressure on and let them keep making mistakes.
Ming-Na Wen in the corner of her Agents of Shield costar, kept on top of her girl between rounds and Mallory by round 4 had found her rhythm.
The fight turning as Mallory hurt her slightly older opponent with a perfectly timed right across the blondes cheek, giving her the opening she needed to smash Rachael to the ropes.
In the fifth, Rachael gets hit by an uppercut and down she goes to her bum, the crowd all stood up in wonder at the sight of the brunette putting down a girl like Taylor.
Rachael in the sixth round tries to fight hard, but it leads to her being open to a right to her chin that put her down for the count.
Mallory celebrated hard, but she still showed respect to her opponent, then called out the ACB champ Poppy Montgomery!
Poppy has since answered back by claiming Mallory needs to be careful who she challenges, that isn't a no, so could we see them lace up the gloves?
If yes expect fireworks, Mallory is after ripping the torch from the older fighter, not wanting a passing moment, the ACB title has been a great starting post for several fighters, can Mallory become a Miranda Kerr type figure for the ACB and BBU?
Rachael meanwhile should be happy with her performance, she gave a good account of herself after a lay off, we hear she is keen to stay fit and in the ring, so watch this space on that front.
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Post by realview on Feb 19, 2017 9:06:03 GMT
Part 2: Vicky Lloyd vs Demi Rose MawbyThis was the main event in Cardiff's BBU arena, two fit beauties blessed with racks to die for, I have to admit that I get a little jealous, then I look in a mirror and that goes away Anyway there was big speculation behind the scenes, is Demi being lined up to join the Page Three stable? Is Jessica Jane Clement from that stable beefing with this young woman? The biggest question was are these two fighting for a spot in that stable? I can't answer the last one, I can the first later and I wouldn't put it past Jessica to not want Demi in the stable, I mean two alpha fighters in the same area is threatening constant catfights, with claws very much used I bet. Fight wise, Vicky started the quicker, while she isn't a battle hardened fighter herself, she's tasted victory and defeat in her two fights up till this one, so she knew a quick start could be key. Bashing Demi's jugs up the centre, when you have 32DD jugs, it's hard not to get at least clipped around the jugs with hooks, the youngster trying to show her skills, but Vicky wouldn't let it. That changed pretty quickly, a mistake from Vicky led to her jugs being smacked around like two football's being kicked around her chest. Vicky tried bless her heart to get back into the fight, but every time she started to get into a groove, Demi would pull out a sneaky power punch that would get her back in the drivers seat. Round four saw petite Vicky go down to the canvas, only shoving herself back up into a world of hurt that lasted one more round and led to her defeat as several shots smacked her jugs nearly into her chin, her body taking the final punch that put her down for the count. Then we got what you guys paid for, a JMD smothering of Vicki, I have to say being ringside for my first JMD fight, just wow, I may borrow the move for a boyfriend in future who needs to have a sweet nap. But the main part was Demi telling everyone that no she isn't joining the Page Threes, unless it's a Hulk Hogan joining the NWO style double cross? Nah it's real I think. The JMD title tournament should be heating up again soon, can Demi prove herself around the tournament to maybe sneak a title shot when we have a champ? I know of several girls who will have a say about that, namely Jessica Clement and Gemma Merna, who I know are watching keenly for who comes out top cat of the pound For Vicky, I still give her a future, just not a bright future yet, more work and maybe she goes forth to bigger and better things, the alternative is of course she collapses to jobber status, only she can show the answer in the next year and I look forward to seeing what happens.
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Post by realview on Feb 19, 2017 9:06:49 GMT
Part 3: Louise Glover vs Chantelle Connelly Well this was interesting, another JMD bout to put into the history books and this will probably be one that will not be remembered in those books.
Going into this fight, Chantelle is undefeated in two fights, those were against Kelly Reilly and Alex Jones, so not top quality fighters.
For Louise, she's never won in seven fights going into this contest, her last defeat being a crushing one at the hands of Nadia Forde over a year ago.
So there wasn't much betting going on here, the biggest thing was well the two sets of assets both were fighting over.
The fight turned into a near whitewash of action, Louise tried to start quickly on round one, but was stopped from doing that by the seemingly bigger and stronger Chantelle.
The second round just got worse for Louise, her jugs were pounded even worse and down she went, I'm going to say it but she was stupid for getting up.
By round three, Louise was easy pickings and the referee thankfully ended this farce of a fight, Chantelle won with ease and I honestly don't think she broke a sweat.
The post fight antics here I know upset Kate Abdo, who did a sterling job at ringside on commentary, she told me afterwards her feelings, I won't say what she said but it wasn't nice about Chantelle stripping Louise topless, then the added attacks.
In three weeks; there has been three times in show has asked why certain what we view as talented fighters have fought people who are frankly not.
Chantelle should be starting to step up the ladder soon or she'll never reach the levels she very well can if she put some effort into her career.
Me and her are roughly the same age so I'm not going to play big sis or any of that crap, but if she keeps this up, I'll come and see her to tell her to get her ass in an upward fashion, instead of fighting the bottom rung, call it tough love.
For Louise, again I'm stumped, all I can think is are the Friers sisters JMD class? I know one had a baby right; so she surely must be!
That is the only hope of Louise getting a win as she needs to get out of this slump of quitting fights on a stool or standing up and hiding.
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Post by realview on Feb 19, 2017 9:07:33 GMT
Final part: Interview with Danielle Lloyd Michelle Joy Phelps: hello guys, God it feels too long since I sat in this chair and spoke to a BBU guest, now I'm being told girls are wanting to come on by the bucket load and to think we are just over a year into existence in the BBU!
Anyway after tooting after horn, with the JMD tournaments creating history and the JMDD tournament the next to be in the spotlight, why not have a girl who in it speak? So please welcome Danielle Lloyd!
(Danielle comes out in a red figure hugging dress, it has a low cut top to highlight her JMD weapons, the two women shake hands and sit on opposite each other)
Danielle: thank you for giving me time on here.
Michelle: seriously it is wonderful to have you here, so let's start with JMD, so while I'm happy with my body, I don't know if I'd put my jugs on the line in a fight, what drives you to fight in JMD?
Danielle: simple, jealousy; I'm woman enough to admit that the majority of women like men do with certain parts of their body, we judge each other all the time, JMD allows us to prove to ourselves and to our opponent's that we are superior.
Women may say "but that is dumb" well trust me, when I get to smash a girl who prats around as if her jugs are the best in, it's such a rush and I feel vindicated when I'm proving right.
Michelle: but what about when you lose?
Danielle: if you don't cry, you want to inside; I don't care how stoic some girls are, they are hating it so much inside that I'd be shocked that they don't burst out in tears in the locker room.
It's not even the humiliation expected by the crowd all the time, take me and Danni Wells, I know in my head I can take her, her jugs are nothing special and she isn't.
But she beat me, as much as I'd love to rip her bleached blonde hair out, rip her top off and claw her breasts till she admitted I'm better, I have to bite the bullet and accept she won, even as it hurts like hell, physically at the time and still mentally now.
Michelle: so the big fight for you is Michelle Marsh, what do you think of her?
Danielle: she's a bytch! She's always been a yappy skank who I've met too many times for my liking, she needs to go back to her cave and hide there!
Michelle: wow! You certainly have strong feelings for her.
Danielle: She just struts around on photoshoots, pressing her tits against the body of shoot directors, flaunting her two sacks of fat she thinks are mighty jugs.
Come fight night, I'll smash the flab off her and her jugs should be a natural A cup for her by the time I am done with her.
Michelle: whose the biggest threat to your run to the JMDD diamond encrusted bra?
Danielle: no one, I'm the freaking best, while my head has been all over the place lately, I am focused in the gym on one thing, that is routing every dumb bytch who steps into my path, the JMDD title goes through my jugs and nobody will beat them.
Michelle: strong words! We wish you the best of luck here from the Real View and thank you for the interview.
(both girls shake hands once more as the lights dip to end the show with both smiling and chatting politely.)
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Jessica Jane Stafford
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Post by Jessica Jane Stafford on Feb 19, 2017 15:43:27 GMT
Hi, I don't want to sound rude but there's only ONE PageThrees flyweight leader and that's ME!!! Demi couldn't accept my leadership and at this stage I told her not to bother asking Sam Fox for a place in our stable. Of course Sam makes the ultimate decisions but since I'm the Alpha Cat in the gym, my permission is required too! So, there you go! Btw, I think your Real View crew could use some time with the PageThrees! Lucy Pinder is no longer here but I'm as good boxer as she is and perhaps even better! (winks)
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Post by Demi Rose on Feb 19, 2017 19:21:05 GMT
As if I have time to be catting with you Jessica! I don't have to fight for a spot, it's being prepared for me! So enjoy your Page Three Pond, little fish. This Shark is just passing through to where the good eating is
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Jessica Jane Stafford
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Post by Jessica Jane Stafford on Feb 19, 2017 21:04:20 GMT
You little brat! One day I'm gonna punch your tawdry lips so hard you'll regret the day you decided to take up boxing! Don't push me, bimbo or else! I'm still the BIG fish in this pond!!!
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Post by oddmanout on Feb 19, 2017 22:16:42 GMT
I don't need to push, cause you're not in my way. And if you're smart, you'll stay out of it This is the view you'll be seeing, so you might as well learn to enjoy it!
(OOC: tried to PM/email but got bounced both times, Demi is moving to LA IRL later this year. I was going to add her to my FCBA stable in late spring/early summer. 'Til then, anybody who wants to may freely use her)
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Jessica Jane Stafford
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Post by Jessica Jane Stafford on Feb 20, 2017 19:32:25 GMT
OK, so you got lucky twice now but guess what, I've stopped Gemma Merna's jugs before too! So, that doesn't impress me much! And you might have big plans for the future but this Alpha Cat is ready to hand you your maiden loss in the ring! And pound your fluffy jugs into a pulp! Feel the pain, bytch!
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Post by Demi Rose on Feb 21, 2017 5:09:02 GMT
Anytime, Anyplace, Any Rules!
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Post by Samantha Fox on Feb 22, 2017 16:54:10 GMT
OK, I guess it's time to make matters official! I've ordered Jessica Jane to make her way to the gym because she's earned herself a fight against a serious contender. That's right, the PageThrees will not take a victory over Demi Rose for granted! But when Jessica Jane knocks her out, that's a different story! So, we issue an official warning to Ms Mawby, your days as undefeated hot prospect are numbered! Jessica Jane Stafford will take care of that really soon!
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