Rhian Sugden vs Vicky Pattison

Rhian Sugden vs Vicky Pattison
(PageThrees vs Geordie Shore)
(8-13, 8 KO vs 10-5-1, 10 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Promotional UK beach boxing blockbuster that maybe deserves a better spot than Summer Joy PPV undercard but Rhian Sugden is convinced she upstage all the alleged A-list name once she knocks the stuffing out of the notorious Geordie brunette Vicky Pattison within the next few minutes: "Let's get real, Vicky is a cheap slag of the cheapest sort. A second-rate, low-rent TV star with an ego bigger than Jupiter! Bwoah! I'm amazed she's not selling topless pics on e-bay already!"

"You know everything about selling out the topless way, aye?", Vicky understands where Rhian comes from... NOT! "This blonde cow simply can't accept the fact her best days are over! She had like five minutes of fame SEVERAL years ago and... what... you wanna tell me she is still pulling views on social media? Insane! If I could, I'd rip her tits off! But it's okay, I'm gonna punch her into a bloody mess tonight so it's pure semantics how she ends up in the trash bin!"

Rhian Sugden wears an orange bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Vicky Pattison wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Both women are barefoot. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
One shoud realize there will be heavy slugging between these two and Vicky quickly establishes the close range order thumping the blonde up the middle but avoiding the predictable mug juggin' route... for the time being. Rhian also wants to knock the brunette's head off but she's the one leaking all the hard punches in the opening minute and gets cut up below the left eye seconds into the fight alas the Geordie lass can't quite smoke her away so early in the contest. Both women rip more punches on target before Rhian simply has to yield real estate as Vicky cranks up the volume and settles into a dominant position. She thumps the reeling blonde back to the ropes despite Sugden's best efforts to avoid more damage; her footwork just doesn't cut it here and Pattison drops more shots into her exposed stomach late in the going to underline her efforts.

Round 2:
PageThrees coach Sam Fox remains calm & collected... until Vicky starts pounding away in fury to glue Rhian to the spot in the center of the ring. Not much can be done about her slugging prowess because Rhian simply can't find that counter-punching reply and has to yield real estate again while the Geordie woman keeps hassling her around the area to please the audience. Rhian kicks up plenty of sand while rolling out in retreat while Vicky taunts her verbally with a big grin on her face. She also adds another one-two combo to trap the glamour model on the turnbuckle where she gashes her around the midriff before a late hook on the jaw finally allows Sugden to halt the beating.

Round 3:
Pattison finds more success punishing the blonde to the body but she finally gets checked back with real authority when Sugden nails her with a one-two combo on the jaw and moves in with a steady jug muggin' effort to throw the brunette off her comfort zone. Vicky knows how to handle that business but she loses her balance amid Rhian's wild recovery push before a clash of heads drops her onto the ropes wholesale. Meanwhile Rhian turns up the wick and dominates the phone booth action with some hard uppercuts that carry on north to meet Pattison's chin. Ugh! One of these shots cripples the Geordie woman to the side and Rhian spikes her with a harpoon rally on the exposed ribcage to narrow the gap on the cards.

Round 4:
More slugging action between the two hellcats as Rhian goes for that jug attack and stuffs Vicky on her heels before a looping shot on the ear catches the brunette off guard while the glamour model knocks her in the gut to wreck more havoc in close range. Vicky tries to step back to swing with more authority but finds thin air and Rhian NAILS her with a right cross on the nose to slump the younger woman into noticeable spasms. Woof. Vicky still refuses to back off but simply has to yield real estate as Sugden pummels her onto the ropes and drops a low harpoon just above the waist-line to further expand her horizons. She keeps blowing into the brunette's midsection thereafter until Pattison has to clinch her into safety for lack of better options.

Round 5:
Vicky tries to beat the aggressive blonde to the punch but Rhian moves really well here on the sand and makes the Geordie lass miss with the initial swing before blasting her across the nose with an aerial heater. Ugh! Vicky wobbles forward and meets a hard uppercut double with Rhian still throttling away to assume a shocking control of the action. She pounds the ailing brunette onto the ropes and slams a left hook on the ear that sinks Vicky on her knees. She tries to swing one from behind the guard but catches the glamour model's shoulder and fails to react when Sugden SMOKES her with a right hook on the ear. DOWN GOES PATTISON crashing onto her knees. Uh-oh!!! This looks to be a real power punch from the Bury native and she leaves Vicky crawling back to her corner before face-planting on the sand well short of the half-way mark. What just happened here? KO5 Rhian Sugden in upset fashion!!!

AFTER: Even Samantha Fox didn't see that one coming as Rhian Sugden rolls back some years to indicate she's not exactly a past-prime afterthought yet. BBU TV's Denise van Outen is equally stunned and shakes her head in disbelief while Rhian chest-bumps her manager and the two blondes approach the fallen Pattison to bury her head in the sand and twerk around for tiktok content purpose before the medical crew finally attends the conquered Geordie woman.

"We didn't quite plan for the big 'W' but we'll sign up for any takers!", Sam Fox tells Denise after the fight, "Rhian is still doing plenty of gym work and while her jaw has caused her problems in the ring before, some of these slags are simply too frickin' stupid to take advantage! Everyone knows Vicky's a classic airhead despite some good numbers on the record. It's about time someone exposed her dumb azz!!!" (laughs).

Official Result: Rhian Sugden def. Vicky Pattison KO5.