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Post by Vassago on Nov 26, 2022 22:48:54 GMT
Jugs of Mass Destruction Marnie Simpson vs Jesy Nelson (Geordie Shore vs Frankie's Foxes) (11-2, 11 KO vs 1-9, 1 KO) JMD Value: 35C (Enhanced) vs 34C (Natural) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson had to abandon her lineal flyweight title plans after a stoppage loss to Holly Hagan in the eliminator back in February but she's willing to put her enhanced cleavage on the line to mount a JMD title campaign in the foreseeable future. This is her first official JMD tryout so she's picked a manageable opponent to say the very least. Enter Jesy Nelson, the disgruntled former Little Mixer who seeks a career revival in the jug muggin' genre herself. She's 0-2 so far so that road is as bumpy as all others and Marnie thinks she can totally wreck the East Londoner tonight: "Jesy is a fookin' tramp! I'm gonna punch her saggy boobs clean off and move into the Gaslight picture. That lousy tramp Bianca Gascoigne needs a beating too and she will get one soon!" Marnie Simpson wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long black hair tied in a high ponytail. Jesy Nelson wears a red crop top, micro jeans shorts & red gloves. Long brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply. Round 1:Jesy fires immediate uppercut blast into the younger brunette's rack and dominates the early exchange as Marnie struggles to live with the quick pace and almost stumbles down on the canvas which only fuels the singer's frantic push for more success. Jesy's punches are chaotic but the sheer volume enables her to stay on the front foot while Marnie keeps backing away until she runs into the ropes and has to accept the slugging invitation. She rocks Nelson's boobs with a couple of shots but gets outworked by the determined opponent otherwise. Some heavy slaps from Jesy who pounces on a rare chance to truly dominate in the ring and she clobbers Simpson into a complete standstill come the two-minute mark. Woof! Bianca Gascoigne must be loving this as Marnie gets blown right up and gets her rack shoved into her slumping chin; Jesy keeps pounding away until the bell and begins to tease the Cardiff audience into even louder support afterwards. Round 2:Marnie's clearly upset by that poor opening round and she displays enough mobility to escape another furious rush from the ex-Little Mix singer. Jesy realizes she's got a golden chance to produce an upset and she simply keeps going after the subdued foe in true swarming fashion. She lifts Marnie's boobs again but lacks the overall numbers and doesn't lock her in the intended trap along the ropes. Marnie gets vocal seemingly trying to lure the older brunette into some kind of a counter-punching opportunity however she only leaks more uppercuts on the jugs down the stretch and looks out of depth on her JMD debut. Jesy clobbers her onto the ropes in the end and digs deep into the exposed ribcage when the Geordie stunner washes away behind a tight earmuff and it's 20-18 Nelson after two which is a minor shock already. Round 3:Jesy barges Marnie in the boobs but then eats a steady uppercut response as the younger brunette finally finds a proper response in another phone booth tangle. A low harpoon catches the singer on the liver area before Simpson whacks her on the chin with a stray hook. She quickly settles down to beat up on the exposed rack and bumps Nelson onto the ropes where she gashes her on the midsection again. Jesy tries to swing back only to bounce off the forearms and she cuts a vulnerable figure getting blasted in the guts. Ugh! Punching resistance was never her strongest trait so Marnie takes full advantage of this opportunity and keeps pounding away on target to sink the East London girl into loud spasms come the final minute. Jesy hangs on to clinch her rival before Marnie sweeps her leg away at the bell sending her crashing down on the canvas! "You stupid bytch!", Jesy wants to tackle the fellow brunette here but the ref pushes Marnie away and lectures her over the dirty move. Round 4:Marnie doesn't need any dirty tricks anymore as she bulldozes the singer's rack early in the fourth. Jesy gets beaten to the uppercut blast and suffers a heavy dose of leather in the center of the ring with Marnie finally unloading the supreme punching skills. She batters Nelson from each side and forces the Londoner to think better off it alas the footwork isn't good enough for the singer to escape Simpson's wrath. Action switches to the ropes where Marnie lays it into Jesy's boobs and fends off a tame response before blasting the older brunette on the chin. Ugh! Jesy slumps into quiet spasms and has to soak up more jug shots unable to handle the Geordie assault. Marnie gets vocal as she punishes the singer's bumpers and drops a low bomb just above the waist for a good measure. Nelson tries to swing back one last time before the bell however she misses the target and eats a brutal hook on the solar plexus that slumps her into painful screams just as the clock expires. Round 5:Marnie charges ahead to blow up Jesy's rack and the older brunette is too slow to fend off the slugging heat... she eats more shots on the solar plexus and wobbles to her heels while Simpson catches both her jugs & face in a frantic push for glory. Jesy stumbles to the side rolling the curtains leaving her all exposed for one last power punch on the boobs... AND DOWN SHE GOES crashing on the backside hard! Ugh! She slumps into more spasms and rolls onto her side gasping for air as Marnie's supreme punching skills carry her over the line... EIGHT... NINE... TEN!!! It's all over! KO5 Marnie Simpson!!! AFTER: Marnie avoids the upset despite a very slow start but she found her jug muggin' ways quickly enough to dispatch the buxom singer. Jesy gave it her best and enjoyed a good spell for six minutes before it all came crashing down in familiar fashion. She remains down on her back as Marnie duly sits on her face and then pulls her head deep into her enhanced cleavage to smother her out: "Take this trashy slag where she belongs and book me a place at the Gaslight because I'm coming for Bianca Gascoigne's overrated ass next! Here we go, pet! There's a new name in JMD business and I'm gonna make you ALL cry!" Official Result: Marnie Simpson def. Jesy Nelson KO5.
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Post by Vassago on Nov 26, 2022 22:49:29 GMT
Zara McDermott vs Lottie Moss (BBU Independent vs Lioness Club) (3-1, 3 KO vs 11-7, 11 KO) Results: BBU; Story: VassagoBEFORE: These two blondes could be the future of BBU bantamweight and Lottie Moss has made great progress in recent months even making her boxing debut on the American scene which has triggered nothing but disdain from ex-Love Island participant Zara McDermott. Both girls mouthed off on social media after Lottie knocked out Emma Glover on the Maldives beach back in August and there is no love lost between them as they meet in the Cardiff Arena for what shapes up to be a proper grudge fight tonight. We also have a special VIP guest ringside as Zara Holland has mysteriously arrived to witness this contest which usually suggests some paperwork has been signed behind the scenes. Zara McDermott wears a silver bikini set & blue bloves. Long dark blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Lottie Moss wears a pink bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. Round 1:Lottie moves in to land several quick jabs but Zara responds over the top and sticks her mitts into the model's face before driving several clean hooks on each temple to assume command in close range. Lottie tries to stay in the exchange but eats more shots up the middle which allows Zara to stretch her elbows in slugging fashion. She keeps driving more leather and backs the younger blonde onto the ropes where she switches low to land some punches in the breadbasket as well. Lottie becomes desperate to swing some response over the top but McDermott neutralizes her with another body assault and signs off a dominant spell by landing some uppercuts on the jugs in the closing stages of the round. Round 2:Zara rides the hot hand in the second round and dominates the close range action with more jabbing assault. Lottie struggles to make her response count and has to settle for single-hand delivery which makes no impression on the Love Island blonde. Zara taunts the otherwise subdued opponent but Moss doesn't take the bait and reverts into a mild-mannered mid-range action. She packs several punches on target but usually finds McDermott's stubborn guard before another uppercut series connects with her breasts. Zara shoves her onto the ropes and shows more aggression thumping the exposed midsection which allows her to trap the reeling Moss on the ropes to shut her out for another round on points. Round 3:Some heated words from Lioness coach Mel B. ahead of the third and Lottie finally gets off the slugging mark to rattle Zara up the middle with numerous clean hooks. The older blonde gears up a head-hunting response but fails to connect with most of her shots and gets busted in the chest as Moss switches into some jug muggin' ideas. She stuffs McDermott on her heels and picks up the jabbing steam thereafter dropping her into coverage along the ropes. Zara swings and misses while trying to avoid getting trapped on the turnbuckle and uses her mobility to keep Moss at bay for remainder of the round. More promising effort from the London-based model who shouts back at her opponent at the bell and the ref has to step in to prevent further action. Meanwhile Zara Holland is having some good fun ringside as she poses for selfies with her fans during the break. Round 4:Lottie scrubs off some pace but whacks Zara in the guts and establishes immediate control in the close range before a stray elbow in the chest drops the Essen blonde onto her heels. A swing attempt from the back foot goes nowhere and Lottie pummels the stranded foe in the breasts before a quick uppercut combo cripples McDermott into loud spasms. Moss shoves her back and lets a left hook fly into her mouth which forces an earmuff cover but it's all Lottie from there as she pounds away into the exposed midriff and slumps Zara into more yelping trouble. Some hectic clinching follows and the ref lets the girls settle it among themselves but Lottie is furious over this tactics and complains about it to the ref once the clock runs out. Round 5:Zara tries to beat Lottie to the overhand punch early in the fifth but takes a nasty heater on the mouth again and has to use some quick footwork to escape the immediate leather rush. Moss comes forward with authority and pummels the reeling opponent onto the ropes where she has to deal with more clinching stalemate though. She works the low harpoon and whacks the Essex blonde in the groin before adding another uppercut on the jaw before Zara can complain about the original punch. Ref allows them to duke it out however it's all Moss again while McDermott cannot shake off the low hit and slumps into loud spasms come the final stretch which makes Zara Holland visibly happy in the front seats. Round 6:Lottie has the momentum but Zara keeps coming at her with head-hunting juice and tags the chin a couple of times to finally stop the dominant spell from the younger blonde. Both girls dish out more punishment in the center of the ring and Zara is glued to knock Lottie's head off but can't quite follow through with her aerial punches. Meanwhile the model smashes her response into her mouth and leaves visible swelling down the stretch which forces Zara into an otherwise chaotic charge before she takes a vicious hook on the boobs and folds forward into loud spasms. Ugh! Lottie duly pounces on this opportunity and sends an uppercut galore to tag McDermott's chin several times and DROP HER FOR THE COUNT deep into the final minute. Zara crashes on her backside and looks shaken up even when she gets up at seven however clock comes to her rescue and runs out before Moss can finish her off. Round 7:Zara runs out of luck early in the seventh though, she comes out subdued and leaks more punches up the middle with Lottie using her face as target practice. Some blood is spilled from the nostrils and the Essex blonde grinds into a halt in the center of the ring. Moss knocks more leather right between the mitts and looks set to rearrange Zara's face now before a booming right hand on the ear switches the lights out! McDERMOTT CRASHES FLAT ON HER BACK in deadmeat fashion and that's all she wrote here, folks! KO7 Lottie Moss!!! AFTER: "Take that, you phoney slag!", Lottie has to be escorted away from the fallen prey as she kinda threatened to rub some extra salt into the Essex wounds and coach Mel B. gives the young blonde a lenghty hug before the official verdict is announced. She truly smoked Zara way into pieces after a cagey start and has every right to claim bragging rights over random reality TV wannabees according to Anna Woolhouse in the booth. There's every chance Lottie returns to action before too long but she admits the FCBA schedule might determine where she goes from here. No word from McDermott who is stretched off the ring in unceremonial fashion however Zara Holland steps into the ring and claims she has agreed to fight the Love Island contestant yet she can always give Lottie a slugging session instead! Watch this space! Official Result: Lottie Moss def. Zara McDermott KO7.
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Post by Bianca Gascoigne on Nov 29, 2022 7:17:23 GMT
Some Geordie slag wants to come to MY place and show how it's done? Be my guest! I'm gonna whup your jugs and sit on your plastic face, ####!!! ![](https://foto.sportal.it/2020-13/le-foto-di-bianca-gascoigne_1146314Photogallery.jpg)
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