Rose Byrne vs Vicky Pattison Aug 31, 2017 19:59:51 GMT
Post by Vassago on Aug 31, 2017 19:59:51 GMT
ROSE BYRNE VS VICKY PATTISON
BBU August PPV Bout Cannes, France
Results: BBU Writing: Archer
Rose: 38 YO, 5’6 1/4 (1.68 m), (BBU: 3-4-0, 3 KO since 2012, Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)
Vicky: 29 YO, 5’6 (1.68 m) (BBU: 3-1-0, 3 KO since 2016, Geordie Shore)
Before: Fight takes place in ring set up in the gardens of an elegant hotel with comfortable seating installed around the tree shaded ring. Tents have been set for the fighters. Australian actress Rose Byrne has been active on both sides of the Atlantic.
“But,” she tells the press, “I love the international flavor of the BBU. I can be fighting in so many different countries. It is a real challenge, but also exciting. It’s so beautiful here in Cannes. I am afraid I don’t know much about Miss Pattison. I can she certainly has an impressive chest, but then I never claimed to be a JMD fighter. I am content to be a 32B—she apparently was not. I am trusting that my experience will win this fight for me. After all, you can buy bigger boobs not ring experience.”
Vicky Pattison glowering at that last remark in reference to a recent breast enhancement work that raised her assets from 32B to 32D:
“You old cows are all alike—jealous of someone with better boobies and a hotter body,” snaps Vicky. “Near as I can tell you are just another worn out boxing has-been trying to act like you are so much smarter than me! Well, I don’t think you are and I’m to lay a good thrashing down on you. Hope that scrawny body can take it.”
Rose is open mouthed with shock and indignation: “How dare you talk to me like that! Apparently your ego is now as big as your boobies. You need to be cut down to size, my girl, and I’m the angry Aussie who will do it.”
“Big talk,” sniffs Vicky, “but I got the action to back up I say. So you are going down ‘Ms Big-Fancy-Aussie-Actress.”
Two move towards each other and get chest to chest. Vicky using her big breasts to try to force Rose back, but Rise stands her ground, hands on hips. Hotel Security moves in smoothly and guides the two away. Certainly has the fans eager to see what happens in the ring.
Rose appears in a white high waisted bikini with white boots and gloves (black laces), white ribbon securing her hair in a ponytail. Vicky in a black halter top bikini that strains to hold in her 32D breasts. Gold gloves and boots with black laces. Hair hanging loose, but wetted to give her that “untamed fighter” look. Tense ring instructions. Fighters get through this though the “glove tap” is more like a “glove slap”and are back in their corners under a warm sun eased by a cooling sea breeze. The bell rings…
R1: Vicky moves quickly to the attack as she strikes as Rose’s body with her opening punches. Rose quickly unleashes her jab and it slices hard into Vicky’s face. Vicky pulls back with patches of reddened, swollen skin all over her face, but Rose stays with her. Rose dancing around Vicky, getting hard, accurate leather into Vicky’s face until Vicky raises her gloves around her head. Rose then goes to Vicky’s prize breasts and gives them a thorough pounding that leaves Vicky hunched up and gasping for air. Vicky managing to get in some counters to avoid being shut out but Rose looks to be in charge as she finishes up the round with some mean hooks to Vicky’s belly. Vicky left shuddering and gasping after the bell. Rose makes sure Vicky sees her triumphant grin, then strolls back to her corner as Vicky looks after her with a sullen expression_.
R2: Rose takes the offensive as the new round gets started. She’s working Vicky’s body making her back up with repeated scrubbing attacks to the belly and boobs. Vicky trying to fight back but she keeps trying to take Rose’s head off with punches that the FAB fighter is able to duck. Vicky realizes she is being pushed back to the ropes and digs in to attack Rose to the body. Hard hitting exchange at toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye range. Vicky jerking short rights and lefts up into Rose’s ribcage and then up into her breasts. Rose finding Vicky’s chin late to rock the younger woman and it allows Rose to secure a second, but much closer round. At the bell, Vicky shoves Rose back with a defiant glare, Rose angry, but is blocked by referee intervention. Rose may have won the first two rounds on the cards, but Vicky has plenty of fight left.
R3: Both fighters eager for action and out of their corners quickly. Clash comes at center ring and there is a furious burst of punching. Vicky banged hard to the boobies, but she finally able to get her power punches into Rose Byrne’s head. Rose struck hard and an electric shock seems to go through her body. Vicky snarling as she sends pounding punches into Rose’s body crushing her tits and tormenting her tummy. Rose sent reeling back to the ropes, trying to slide along them to avoid being trapped. Vicky pounding away at Rose’s head until she has her covering up as she backs away. Vicky not quite able to trap Rose, but she has managed to keep Rose from offering more than token counter punches as she is pushed back along the strands. Bell rings to end Rose Byrne’s ordeal. Vicky giving her a triumphant grin and trying to keep Rose from walking away. Referee intervenes to allow Rose to depart, but she looks quite shaken returning to her corner. Vicky walking back to her corner raising her arms and smiling as though the fight were over. Round goes easily to Vicky Pattison’s side of the card.
R4: Rose trying to pull herself together during break, but Vicky comes clearly revved up and ready to bring fury down on her opponent. Vicky now using her power to bring agony to Rose’s torso. Rose trying to jab, but it is not discouraging Vicky who just keeps putting more and more pressure on Rose ribs, stomach and breasts. Rose nearly doubled over as she tries to back away, but Vicky not about to let her escape. Late in the round, Vicky has Rose tipped forward and trying to protect her torso. Vicky then brings crashing uppercuts into Rose’s face. Rose’s face getting smashed up and suddenly: ROSE SINKS TO HER KNEES! Rose kneeling, arms extended and hands on canvas as she pants, blood and sweat dripping from her face. Vicky in neutral corner. Referee is counting. Then at “FIVE!...” Rose Byrne starts an heroic effort to get herself erect and reaches this as the official is at “NINE!...” Rose insists she can continue, but she goes face in gloves as Vicky charges back in. Vicky works Rose’s body to the bell and she records another round won and a knockdown as well, Rose looking gray-faced (where not marred by bruised and bleeding) and rubbery legged, More gloating looks from Vicky and a strutting walk to her own corner.
R5: Vicky moving on Rose clearly ready to finish her off. Rose may be battered and bruised, but she’s not ready to concede anything. She lets the confident Vicky come within range and prepare to unleash a right blockbuster—but then Rose strikes first. Rose ducks under Vicky’s right and brings her own right crunching into unsuspecting chin. Vicky’s snaps back, she stutter-steps backwards AND VICKY PATTISON TAKES A SEAT ON THE CANVAS! Vicky sitting there looking up the swollen, but grinning face of Rose Byrne with a stupefied look on her countenance. Referee sends Rose to neutral corner and starts his count. Vicky seems to shake off the knockdown quickly, but takes an 8-count before popping back up. Vicky pounds her gloves together and defiantly waves Rose back in.
Rose charges in and there a swirling punching battle as she and Vicky blaze away as they circle around each other. Rose trying to dart in and out to confuse Vicky, but then Vicky catches Rose on the side of the head with a hard right. Rose flounders away as Vicky moves to get back in front of her. Vicky able to cut off the ring on Rose and then comes pounding in close. Rose simply overwhelmed by the sheer number of punches crashing in on her. Hard to tell what punch is finisher, but suddenly Rose just collapses onto her back and the surging Vicky has to jump to one side to avoid tripping. Rose sprawled on her back, swollen eyes shut with her arms at her sides. She is OUT COLD! The 10-count is a mere formality.
THE WINNER: VICKY PATTISON DEFEATS ROSE BYRNE KO5.
After: Rose Byrne carefully revived on her stool. Once she realizes it is over, Rose covers her head with a towel and sits slumped on the stool. Then she hears a familiar voice.
“You were very hard on my titties, Rosie,” Vicky is saying. “I think you owe them an apology.”
“Wh—what are you talking about?” Rose asks woozily.
“Just this,” Vicky says, removing her bikini top and then straddling the seated Rose so she can pull Rose’s face into the moist hot darkness of her breasts. “Ohh, yes, you get settled in there Rosie and just let my titties put you fast asleep where you can dream of my beating you over and over.”
Rose’s arms waved wildly, but it was useless. Vicky had her arms firmly around Rose head and kept her defeated rival smothered against her proud melons. Rose did seem to hold out for some time, but eventually lack of air caught up with her and she went limp. Vicky removed Rose’s bikini top, then stood up and let the big towel cover the sleeping Rose. Vicky held up the white bikini top as her fans roared their approval and the she went happily back to her corner.
Rose Byrne was quickly removed from the ring and was not seen for several days. When she did reappear she was wearing dark glasses and saying only: “Vicky Pattison is a vulgar excuse for a fighter. She is a disgrace to boxing.”
Told of these remarks, Vicky Pattison laughed and said: “What does it say when a ‘vulgar disgrace of a boxer’ knocks her out and then tit smothers in front of the whole crowd? It says Rose Byrne had it coming and I am delighted to have been the one to give it to her. By the way, Rosie, you can come by my place any time and visit your top. I have hung where I can see it the last thing at night and the first thing in the morning.”
Quite a battle while it lasted. Rose Byrne had the better aimed punches, but Vicky Pattison had the power. Rose got Vicky down, but Vicky got right back up and knocked the veteran senseless. Ms. Pattison scored an impressive win an it hopefully will get her more action soon.