BBU Bantamweight Title:Ch Helen Flanagan v Dorota Rabczewska

BBU Bantamweight Championship
Ch Helen Flanagan vs Dorota Rabczewska
(Kear's Kats vs Lioness Club)
(16-12, 15 KO vs 15-2, 15 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Helen Flanagan looks to cap off the best season of her boxing career with her fourth BBU Championship defense against the loud-mouthed blonde Dorota Rabczewska. The Polish singer is best known for her two grudge clashes with Una Healy and a bitter feud with another Eastern European Vera Brezhneva but she develops instant wrath of the buxom Coronation Street stalwart which leads into speculation both girls could settle for a JMD-rematch regardless of the lineal title contest outcome.

Helen's no stranger to some verbal spats but Doda truly takes it to another level - despite her heavy accent - as she accuses the soap TV actress of being a "sleazy phoney plastic bag who doesn't belong to wear these straps. Hell, even Samia Ghadie has more class than this bimbo!"

Flanagan comes from the Manchester area so she's not exactly a crowd favorite in London but she's visibly upset when several Polish banners fly around the iconic Wembley stadium tonight. She vows to rearrange Rabczewska's "ugly mug" and has to be held back by coach Gail Kim while Doda twerks some booty in the center of the ring before the introductions: "There's more of that to come when it rip that belt off Helen's fat ass!"

Helen Fanagan wears a red corset with white trim, red panties and white gloves. Long dyed blonde hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Dorota Rabczewska wars a black corset, matching panties and red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. BBU lineal 120 lbs title is on the line.

Round 1:
Doda wants the straps so badly she literally runs across the boards to connect with the fellow blonde's boobs - and this is where she catches the champion off guard. It's like a JMD contest in the early stages with Helen taking all the meaningful hits! She drops to her heels but just can't slow the charging Pole down and scowls in pain when Rabczewska drills her solar plexus for additional gains. Cue in some angry Polish yells and Doda knows she's doing a perfect job to keep Flanagan on her heels. A couple of wild swings catch her on the nose but that's not enough to stop the singer from delivering more heat that Helen barely escapes through a desperate effort come the final minute. The aggressive approach from the chalenger has shut her down in the opening round and she's clearly upset over the jug muggin' as she talks to coach Gail Kim during the break.

Round 2:
Helen tries to respond with a jug attack on her own but gets blitzed by the feisty singer again and eats another stinger on the solar plexus that affects the oxygen supply to her lungs! Rabczewska notices that weak spot and keeps piling more shots below the breasts to wobble the champion into a lenghty clinch. The ref tries to ignite some Flanagan recovery but Doda dominates the phone booth exchange thereafter and punishes the younger blonde's midsection at will until she has the Corrie babe scowling in despair. This only fuels more Polish attack and Dorota simply bullies the champion around all the way until she traps her in the neutral corner where she hammers in another jug assault to leave Helen gasping for air at the bell amid more painful squeals. What is going on here? Even Denise van Outen is stunned by this fast start from the Polish challenger!

Round 3:
Helen blows her fuse early in the third and finally finds success jabbing up the middle to split Rabczewska's mitts in regular fashion. The Polish singer finds no other response than to apply the usual aggressive drill alas she gets outworked in the center of the ring when Flanagan connects with too many crisp punches upstairs. She rocks Dorota's head back & forth until she breaks her stride and wobbles her onto the heels. Another cruel hook then bursts into the singer's liver area to allow the champ to finally unload the proper elite punishment. Rabczewska never feels all that comfortable in retreat but she has no choice here as Helen flies with several head shots to pummel her all the way into the corner where she knocks more leather into her pretty face. Ouch! That HAD to hurt as Doda begins to scowl in pain and fails to escape the Mancunian heat until the bell mercifully rescues her a few seconds later.

Round 4:
Helen's back on top here and beats the older blonde for another head-hunting drill which stymies Doda to the point the singer can only weave around on her toes while avoiding the champion's attacks. Flanagan barks in her efforts and slowly wears the challenger down before another hook on the liver makes the singer scowl in pain. Doda tries to find some uppercuts on the jugs but Helen covers her off and thumps back to her heels through more crisp hooks on the midsection. Doda bounces off the top of her forehead in a futile attempt to break free and yields real estate during the second minute allowing Flanagan to regain the precious momentum. It's all about the Corrie babe afterwards as she hauls in a steady jabbing bash and adds more bruises to the singer's face when she traps her on the ropes late; Rabczewska leaks punches on the fly and bends against the ropes behind a tight earmuff but Denise van Outen reckons this could be over fast as Helen's in full championship flight now and not to be denied another defense anymore!

Round 5:
Dorota is furious during the break and tells coach Mel B. to zip it; she storms out of her stool like it's the final round and she needs a KO solution while Helen notices the potential short fuse opportunity. She tries to lure her into a counter-punching trap but that idea goes awry fast when Doda WHACKS her across the mouth twice before digging her right hand into the exposed rack on the follow up. Huh! Helen sinks on her knees and before she can respond, Rabczewska nails her with a hooking double on each temple to burst through the leaky Mancunian defense. Flanagan tries to mount immediate recovery but the Polish blonde buries her jugs under more phone booth pressure to whip her on her heels; a belting hook on the navel bends the Corrie blonde sideways and she can't escape a rippinh series upstairs that cuts Helen's lowe lip before she can clinch the singer to safety along the ropes. Both girls wrestle for supremacy until Dorota turns the corner and pins Helen onto the turnbuckle where she blasts her on the jugs several times to clinch the back & forth action!

Round 6:
More head-hunting menace early in the sixth which opens a small bleeding from Helen's damaged lower lip. She fights through it as she smacks a left/right combo into Dorota's face but as she tries to deke to the side she catches a boomer right hand on the nose that makes her scream out in pain. Oi, Helen! Hello broken nose? Maybe not quite but the champ drops into a couple of uppercuts from point-blank range before Doda turns it from the hip and smashes another piledriver into the bleeding lips. Uh-oh!!! Helen's blood spills onto Doda's face AND the ref's shirt and her knees buckle underneath... Doda lifts her right leg as she delivers another crushing hook and now we can talk about some nasal damage? Helen gurgles in pain as she trips over her own feet and instead of escaping the danger, she eats a brutal left/right hooking combo on the nose THAT DROPS HER DEAD MEAT ON THE CANVAS!!! My oh my, how about that one? Helen smears more blood across the boards when she rolls to her side and begins to mumble her painful demise... It doesn't look good, folks! She manages to reach all fours before another painful shriek comes out of her mouth and she watches drips of blood forming underneath her... it's even worse than in the Gale/Hawkins nose-buster! The count reaches nine but Helen is glued to her blood stains and even Gail Kim can't urge her champion fighter into a recovery here! Is this a genuine upset after all? KO6 and the NEW BBU bantamweight champion Dorota 'Queen Bytch' Rabczewska!!!

AFTER: She's done it! She's finally done it! Dorota is the Queen Bytch not only by name but also by performance as she spoils Helen Flanagan's perfect 2018 season with a bloody KO mess! "Bytch, you broke my nose!", Helen tries a last stand verbal attack but Doda jumps on her back and tries to ride her pony saddle across the ring. Poor Helen slips on her own blood marks though and comes crashing face-down which only adds to the potential injury! Kats' coach Gail Kim has seen enough and jumps in to save the Corrie babe's pride alas she doesn't acknowledge Mel B, doing likewise from the opposite corner so a bare knuckle left hook catches her flush on the jaw and sends flying back against the turnbuckle: "Mind your number, bytch!", Mel guards Doda's post-fight activity as the Polish blonde to lift the former champion and make her ride more yards across the spilled blood. Ugh! Helen's no good here though and begins to scream for mercy which earns her stinging slaps across the exposed butt. That's Mel B. getting a leather whip to work and she was indeed well prepared for Doda's potential success. "Yeah, we're riding the bytch raw tonight!"

After a small break to remove Doda's gloves she grabs a handful of Helen's dyed tresses and takes over the whip to smack more ass and force the Corrie actress into another round the table duty. Meanwhile Gail Kim has banged her head hard against the turnbuckle and needs some help on her own which allows the Lioness Club to continue on their merry way. It's just the first of the title fights on the Boxing Day PPV but no BBU fan from London wants to complain about a proud Mancunian babe getting embarrassed like that! Even Denise van Outen acknowledges that's a proper way to let all the anger out after Doda came close on a couple of previous ocassions. She's no longer the "close but no cigar" girl and has every right to enjoy the festives tonight!

Una Healy on twitter: "Huh! Helen was riding her luck for too long! Now she gets ridden like a damn pig she is! #IrishPower #RedheadsRule

Vera Brezhneva on twitter: "This is MY title! Who let this bytch take it! Stupid Flanagan! #CorrieIsOverrated #HelenSux

Final result: Dorota Rabczewska def. Ch Helen Flanagan KO6.